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Xander: "Is she dying?"
Buffy: "I think she's singing."
Xander: "To a telephone in Hindi. Now that's entertainment."

Willow: "Was it one of those vivid dreams where you could feel his lips and smell his hair?"
Buffy: "It had surround sound."

Buffy: "I'm brainsick. I can't have a relationship with him."
Willow: "Not during the day, but...you could ask him for coffee some night. It's the non-relationship drink of choice. It's not a date, it's a caffeinated beverage. Okay, sure, it's hot and bitter, like a relationship that way, but--"
Xander: "What's like a relationship?"
Buffy: "Nothing I have. Coffee?"
Xander: "Huh?"

Xander: "Boy, what a long day."
Willow: "And you skipped three classes."
Xander: "Yeah, and of course, those flew by."

Xander: "Okay, so tonight, channel 59, Indian Tv, sex, lies, and incomprehensible story lines? I'll bring the betel nuts."

Buffy: "I don't really want to meet any fraternity boys."
Cordelia: "And if there was a God, don't you think he'd keep it that way?"
Xander: "I believe we were dawdling here!"

Richard: "Hi, sweetheart. I'm Richard, and you are...?
Buffy: "So not interested."

Tom: "And I just feel like a complete dolt meeting you this way, so...here I stand in all my doltishness."
Xander: "Right. Like she's gonna' fall for that."

Xander: "She's gonna' walk away. Now."

Xander: "Okay, boots, start a walkin!"

Xander: "I hate these guys. Whatever they want just falls into their laps. Don't you hate these guys?"
Willow: "Yeah, with their charmed lives, and their movie-star good looks, and more money than you can count...I'm hating."

Angel: "This isn't some fairy tale. When I kiss you...you don't wake up from a deep sleep and live happily ever after."
Buffy: "No. When you kiss me, I wanna' die."

Willow: "She's got a date with Angel. Isn't that exciting?"
Xander: "I'm elated."
Buffy: "I--I'm not going with Angel. I'm going with...ye gods...Cordelia."
Willow: "Cordelia?! Did I sound a little jealous just then, cause I'm not really...Cordelia?!"
Xander: "Cordelia's much better for you than Angel."

Buffy: "And there's blood on it."
Giles: "Oh? I didn't see any."
Buffy: "Angel showed up. He could smell it."
Angel: "The blood? There's a guy you wanna' party with."

Buffy: "Well, say it."
Xander: "I'm not gonna' say it."
Willow: "You lied to Giles."
Xander: "She will."
Buffy: "Look, I wasn't lying. I was just protecting him from information that he wouldn't be able to digest properly."
Xander: "Like a corn dog."
Willow: "Like, you don't have a sick mother, but you'd rather go to a frat party where there's going to be drinking and older guys and probably an orgy."
Xander: "Whoa, whoa. Rewind. Since when do they have orgies, and why aren't I on the mailing list?"

Cordelia: "Oh, why do they park so damn close to you?"

Richard: "Have you seen our multimedia room?
Cordelia: "Oh, the one with the cherry walnut paneling and two forty-eight-inch televisions on satellite feed? No. Wanna' show me?"

Giles: "What are you doing?"
Willow: "Oh, sorry. The relection thing that you don't have...Angel, how do you shave?"

Willow: "I mean, she's sixteen going on forty!"

Willow: "You're gonna' live forever -- Ya' don't have enough time for a cup of coffee?!"

Xander: "Okay, that is the guy you wanna' party with."

Willow: "Guys! Buffy! Snake! Basement! Now!"

Cordelia: "You guys...I just...hate you guys. The weirdest things always happen when you're around."

Buffy: "I told one lie. I had one drink."
Giles: "Yes, and you were very nearly devoured by a giant demon snake. The words 'let that be a lesson'are a tad redundant at this junture."

Giles: "From now on, no more pushing, no more, prodding. Just, um...an inordinate amount of nudging."

Xander: "Starve a snake, lose a fortune. Boy, I guess the rich really are different, huh?"

Xander: "Angel, Angel, Angel. Does every conversation we have to come around to that freak? (Pause) Hey, man, how ya' doing?"

Angel: "Buffy."
Buffy: "Angel."
Xander: "Xander."


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