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Season 2 Quote List
Willow: "What you looking at?"
Oz: "This cheerleading trophy. It's like its eyes follow you wherever you go. I like it."
Willow: "So did you like the movie last night?"
Oz: "I don't know. Today-today's movies are kinda' like popcorn. You know, you forgot about 'em as soon as they're done. I do remember I liked the popcorn, though."
Willow: "Yeah, it was good. And I had a really fun time with the rest. I mean, the part with you."
Oz: "Oh, that's great! My time was also...of the good."
Willow: "Mine too!"
Willow: "Oh, there...I have...my friend...so I will...go to her."
Larry: "Man, Oz, I would love to get some of that Buffy 'n Willow action, if you know what I mean. Ha ha ha."
Oz: "That's great, Larry, you've really mastered the single entendre."
Larry: "Oh, thank you, ThighMaster!"
Larry: "Oh, let me guess. That little innocent schoolgirl thing is just, uh, just an act, right?"
Oz: "Yeah, yeah, she's actually an evil mastermind. It's fun."
Willow: "It's nice. He's great. We have a lot of fun. But I want smootchies."
Buffy: "What guy could resist your wily Willow charms?"
Willow: "At last count? All of them. Maybe more."
Buffy: "Well then, none of them know a thing. They all get an 'F' in Willow."
Willow: "But I want Oz to get an 'A' and, oh, one of those gold stars."
Buffy: "Have you dropped hints?"
Willow: "I've dropped anvils."
Willow: "Do you want me to go away?"
Buffy: "I was going on two minutes there without thinking about Angel."
Willow: "Well, there you go!"
Willow: "Great, I'll give Xander a call. What's his number? Oh yeah, 1-800-IM-DATING-A-SKANKY-HO."
Buffy: "Meow!"
Willow: "Really? Thanks, I've never gotten a 'meow' before."
Buffy: "Well deserved."
Willow: "Darn tootin'!"
Cordelia: "We didn't come here to talk about Willow. We came here to do things...I can never tell my father about because he still thinks I'm a...good girl."
Xander: "I just don't trust Oz with her. I mean, he's a senior. He's attractive--okay, maybe not to me, but...and he's in a band! And we know what kind of element that attracts."
Cordelia: "I've dated lots of guys in bands."
Xander: "Thank you."
Xander: "I do not babble. I occasionally run-on. Every now and then, I yammer."
Cordelia: "Look around. We're in my daddy's car. It's just the two of us. There is a beautiful, big, full moon outside tonight. It doesn't get more romantic than this. So shut up!"
Xander: "I thought I heard something."
Cordelia: "Is-is Willow sending out some sorta' distress signal that only you can hear?!"
Xander: "Told you I heard something!"
Buffy: "You sure it was a werewolf?"
Xander: "Well, let's see. Um, six feet tall, claws, a big old snout in the middle of his face, like a wolf. Um, yeah, I'm sticking with my first guess."
Oz: "Seems wise."
Xander: "Oh, oh, and then there was that little thing where it tried to bite us."
Cordelia: "It was so awful."
Xander: "I know."
Cordelia: "Daddy just had this car detailed!"
Giles: "Several animal carcasses were found mutilated."
Willow: "You mean like bunnies and stuff? No, don't tell me."
Oz: "Oh, don't worry. I mean, they might not look it, but bunnies can really take care of themselves."
Willow: "Yeah."
Giles: "Yes, I must admit I-I am quite intrigued. Werewolves! It's one of the classics. Yes, I'm sure my books and I are in for a fascinating afternoon."
Buffy: "He needs to get a pet."
Cordelia: "I think you splashed on just a little too much Obsession for Dorks."
Larry: "Oh, last week, some huge dog jumped out of the bushes and bit me. Thirty-nine stitches. They oughta' shoot these strays."
Oz: "I've been there, man. My cousin Jordy just got his grownup tooth in. Does not like to be tickled."
Larry: "Theresa! Bestill my shorts."
Willow: "Don't forget! You're supposed to be a meek little girly-girl like the rest of us."
Buffy: "Spoil my fun."
Giles: "Anything yet?"
Buffy: "Yes, and you won't believe what I saw! Brittany Podell was making out with Owen Stadeel, but he goes with Barrett Williams. If she ever fou--no, um, no--no sign of the werewolf."
Cain: "Let me ask you, sweetheart. Exactly how many of these animals have you taken out?"
Buffy: "As of today?"
Cordelia: "What's his problem? Oh, that's right, he's a guy."
Willow: "Yeah, him and Xander. Guys."
Cordelia: "Who do they think they are?"
Williw: "Couple of guys."
Buffy: "Who could resist Sunnydale's own House of Hormones."
Cain: "You know, sis, if that thing out there harms anyone, it's going to be on your pretty little head. I hope you can live with that."
Buffy: "I live with that everyday."
Larry: "Harris! Sheesh. Next time, wear a bell."
Xander: "Why so jumpy, Larry?"
Larry: "Geeks make me nervous."
Xander: "Is that really it? Or is there something you're hiding?"
Larry: "I could hide my fist in your face."
Larry: "You know, Harris, that nosy little nose of yours is going to get you into trouble someday...like today!"
Larry: "I'm gay. I...am gay."
Xander: "I heard you the first time."
Buffy: "Maybe you need to make the first move."
Willow: "Hmm. That won't make me a slut?"
Buffy: "I think your reputation will remain intact."
Willow: "It used to be so much easier to tell if a boy liked you. He'd punch you on the arm and then run back to his friends."
Buffy: "Those were the days."
Willow: "Cordelia asked me to look over her history homework before class. I think that means I might have to do it."
Xander: "Wow, those two gals are hanging out a lot together. This'd be a good time to panic."
Buffy: "So how'd it go with Larry?"
Xander: "What's that supposed to mean?"
Buffy: "I think it's supposed to mean, 'So how'd it go with Larry?'"
Xander: "He's not the werewolf. Can't we just leave it at that? Must you continue to push, and push?!"
Xander: "You're not boned, you're Buffy. Eradicator of evil. Defender of...things that need defending."
Buffy: "Vampire."
Xander: "So that's good, right? I mean, in the sense of the werewolf didn't get her."
Buffy: "..."
Xander: "No, there is no good here."
Buffy: "No good."
Oz: "I'm going through some...changes."
Willow: "Well, welcome to the world! Things happen. Don't you think I'm going through a lot?"
Oz: "Not like me."
Willow: "Oh what, so now you're special? You're Special Boy, with...chains and stuff. Why do you have...chains and stuff?"
Buffy: "We can all have ourselves a good cry after we bag us a werewolf."
Giles: "All set. Let's go find this thing."
Buffy: "One question: how exactly do we find this thing?"
Willow: "He-he said he was going through all these changes, then...he went through all these...changes!"
Cain: "Good doggy. Now play dead."
Willow: "I shot Oz!"
Buffy: "How about you let the door hit you in the ass on the way out of town?"
Xander: "It's all so weird. I-I mean, how are we supposed to act when we see him?"
Buffy: "It's gotta' be weird for him too, now that we know so much."
Xander: "All I know is, I'll never be able to look at him the same again."
Buffy: "He's still a human being...most of the time."
Xander: "Who we talking about?"
Buffy: "Oz. Who you talking about?"
Xander: "Noone!"
Larry: "Hey, Xander! Look, about what you did, I-I owe you."
Buffy: "What'd you do?"
Xander: "It's really nothing we should be talking about...ever!"
Buffy: "That was weird."
Xander: "What, it's not okay for one guy to like another guy just because he happened to be in the locker room with him when absolutely nothing happened and I thought I told you not to push!"
Buffy: "All I meant was that he didn't try to look up my skirt."
Xander: "Oh, oh, yeah. That's, that's the weirdness."
Buffy: "Weirdness abounds lately."
Buffy: "Certainly gonna' put a strain on Willow and Oz's relationship."
Xander: "What relationship? I mean, what life could they possibly have together? We're talking obedience school, paper training. Oz is always in the back, burying their thangs, and that kind of breed can turn on its owner."
Buffy: "I don't know. I kinda' see Oz as the loyal type."
Xander: "All I'm saying is, she's not safe with him. If it were up to me--"
Buffy: "Xander. It's not up to you."
Oz: "I spoke to Giles. He said I'll be okay, I just have to lock myself up around the full moon. Only he used more words than that...and a globe."
Willow: "I'm sorry about how all of this ended up, with me shooting you and all."
Oz: "It's okay, I'm-I'm sorry I almost ate you."
Willow: "It's okay."
Oz: "I mean, it's not every day you find out you're...a werewolf. That's fairly freaksome."
Oz: "So, maybe it'd be best if I just...sorta'..."
Willow: "What?"
Oz: "Well, you know, like, stayed out of your way for a while."
Willow: "I don't know, I'm kind of okay with you being in my way."
Willow: "Well, I like you. You're nice, and you're funny, and you don't smoke. Yeah, okay, werewolf, but...that's not all the time. I mean, three days out of the month, I'm not much fun to be around either."
Oz: "You are quite the human."
Willow: "So, I'd still, if...you'd still."
Oz: "I'd still? I'd very still!"
Willow: "Okay. No biting, though."
Oz: "Agreed."
Oz: "A werewolf in love."