
Buffy: "I can't put it off any longer. I have to meet my terrible fate."
Giles: "What?"
Buffy: "Biology."
Buffy: "Wow, that was boring."
Xander: "I don't feel that 'boring' covers it."
Buffy: "No, 'boring' falls short."
Willow: "Even I was bored, and I'm a science nerd."
Buffy: "Don't say that."
Willow: "I'm not ashamed. It's the computer age. Nerds are in. THey're still in, right?"
Xander: "Willow, don't you have a thing?"
Willow: "A thing? The thing... that I have...which is a thing...that I have to go to. See you later!"
Buffy: "What on Earth is her deal?"
Xander: "Oh, she's Willow."
Miss Calender: "You know, that outfit looks just like the one you wore yesterday, only wrinklier."
Miss Calender: "A cat last week gave birth to a litter of snakes. A family was swimming in Whisper Lake when the lake suddenly began to boil. And Mercy Hospital last night, a boy was born with his eyes facing inward. I'm not stupid. This is apocalypse stuff. Throw in last night's earthquake, and I'd say we've got a problem. I'd say the end is pretty seriously nigh."
Cordelia: "Willow, I really like your outfit."
Willow: "No, you don't."
Cordelia: "No, I really don't, but I need a favor."
Cordelia: "You don't understand. I'm not mad. He totally flaked on me. On me! And I don't even care. God help me, I thin it's cute. Oh! There they are. They're watching cartoons. That's so cu--that's not cute. That's annoying. I'm annoyed."
Willow: "Right. I'm furious."
Miss Calender: The part that gets me, though, is where Buffy is the Vampire Slayer. She's so little."
Giles: "I've made up my mind."
Giles: "I made up mine first!"
Buffy: (to Miss Calender) Think of Something cool. Tell him I said it."
Xander: "How could you let her go?"
Giles: "As the soon-to-be purple area on my jaw will attest, I did not 'let' her go!"
Miss Calender: "I'm sorry to bring this up, but we also have an apocalypse to worry about."
Xander: "Do you mind?"
Willow: "How come she's in the club?"
Master: "Welcome."
Buffy: "Thanks for having me. You know, you really ought to talk to your contracter. Looks like you've got some water damage."
Master: "Oh, good. The feeble banter portion of the fight."
Xander: "You were looking at my neck."
Angel: "What?"
Xander: "You were checking out my neck, I saw that."
Angel: "No, I wasn't."
Xander: "Just keep your distance, pal."
Angel: "I wasn't looking at your neck."
Xander: "I told you to eat before we left."
Buffy: "You know, for someone who's all-powerful, you sure do like to hide."
Master: "Oh, by the way, I like your dress."
Willow: "We've got to get to the library."
Cordelia: "The library. Great."
Willow: "Of course, we generally walk there."
Buffy: "Oh look, a bad guy."
Master: "Come forth, my child. Come into my world."
Buffy: "I don't think it's yours just yet."
Master: "You're dead!"
Buffy: "I may be dead, but I'm still pretty. Which is more than I can say for you."
Master: "You were destined to die. It was written."
Buffy: "What can I say? I flunk the written!"
Master: "Did you really think you could best me here when you couldn't below?"
Buffy: "You have fruit punch mouth."
Master: "What?"
Buffy: "Save the hypnosis crap for the tourists."
Master: "Where are your jibes now? Will you laugh when hell is on earth?"
Buffy: "You're that amped about Hell? Go there!"
Giles: "Buffy?"
Buffy: "Oh, sorry. It's just... been a really weird day."
Xander: "Yeah, Buffy died and everything."
Willow: "Wow. Harsh."
Giles: "I should have known that wouldn't stop you."
Miss Calender: "Well, what do we do now?"
Giles: "I don't know about the rest of you, but I'd like to get out of this place. I don't like the library much anymore."
Xander: "Hey, I hear there's a dance at the Bronze tonight. Could be fun."
Cordelia: "Yeah!"
Willow: "Buffy?"
Buffy: "Sure. We saved the world, I say we party. I mean, I got all pretty."
Miss Calender: "What about him?"
Buffy: "He's not going anywhere. Loser!"
Angel: "By the way, I really like your dress."
Buffy: Yeah, yeah, a big hit with everyone."