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Xander: "We just saw the zebras mating. Thank you, very exciting!"
Willow: "It was like Heimlich, with stripes!"

Xander: "I'm feeling that you're not in the field trip spirit here."

Xander: "This is about not being in class."
Buffy: "You're right. Suddenly, the animals look shiny and new."

Buffy: "Well, I'm not constantly monitoring his health, his moods, his blood pressure..."
Willow: "130 over 80."
Buffy: "You got it bad, girl."

Xander: "You took a bath."
Buffy: "Yeah, I often do. I'm actually known for it."

Xander: "Why do I need to learn this?"
Willow: "Cause otherwise you'll flunk math."
Xander: "Explain the part where that is bad."
Willow: "You remember. You fail math. You flunk out of school. You end up being the guy at the pizza place that sweeps the floors and ssys, 'Hey kids, where's the cool parties this weekend?' We've been through this."

Giles: "You just run along to class, while I wait for the feeling to return to my arms."

Coach: "God, this game is brutal. I love it."

Giles: "It's devastating. He's turned into a sixteen-year-old boy. Of course you'll have to kill him."

Willow: "Why couldn't he be possessed by a puppy or some ducks?"

Xander: "I've been waiting for you to jump my bones."

Xander: "COme on, Slayer, I like it when your scared. The more I scare you the better you smell."

Buffy: "It's safe to say that in his animal state, his ideas of wooing doesn't involve a Yanni CD and a bottle of Chianti."

Xander: "Shoot me. Stuff me. Mount me."


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