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Buffy: "Two points for the Slayer while the Watcher has yet to score!"

Buffy: "See, this is a school, and we have students, and they check out books, and then they learn thing."
Giles: "I was beginning to suspect that was a myth."

Owen: "I lost my Emily Dickinson. It's dumb, but I like to have her around, kind of like a security blanket."
Buffy: "Oh, I used to have something like that...well, it's an actual blanket...oh, and I don't really carry it around anymore. So, Emily Dickens, huh? She's great!"
Owen: "Dickinson."
Buffy: "She's good, also."

Giles: "Oh, Emily Dickinson."
Buffy: "We're both fans?"
Giles: "Yes, she's quite a good poet. I mean, for uh, a..."
Buffy: "A girl?"
Giles: "For an American."

Xander: "So, Buffy, how'd the slaying go last night?"
Buffy: "Xander!"
Xander: "I mean, how'd the laying go last night? No, I don't mean that either."

Giles: "My calculations are precise."
Buffy: "They're bad calculations. Bad!"

Giles: "I'll just jump in my time machine, go back to the twelfish century, and ask the vampires to postpone their ancient prophecy for a few days while you take in dinner and a show."
Buffy: "Okay, at this point your abusing sarcasm."

Giles: "Well, you know what they say. Ninety percent of the vampire slaying game is waiting."
Buffy: "You couldn't have told me that ninety percent ago?"

Giles: "If your idenity as a Slayer is revealed, it could put you and all those around you in grave danger."
Buffy: "Well, in that case, I won't wear my button that says, "I'm a Slayer, ask me how."

Xander: "So, you just went home?"
Buffy: "What was I suppossed to do? Say to Owen, 'Sorry I was late. I was sitting in a cemetery with the librarian waiting for a vampire to rise so I could prevent an evil prophecy from comming to pass'?
Xander: "Or, 'Flat tire'?"

Giles: "She is the strangest girl."

Xander: "Oh, hey, here's something. A nice comfy overcoat and a ski cap. The ear flaps will bring out your eyes."

Buffy: "Which one do you think Owen will like better: the red or the peach?"
Xander: "Oh, you mean for kissing you and then telling all his friends how easy you are so the whole school loses respect for you and then talks behind your back? The red's fine."
Buffy: "Thanks. I'll go with the peach."

Giles: " You have a date?"
Buffy: "Yes, but I will return those overdue books by tomorrow."
Giles: "You're not getting off that easily!"
Owen: "Man, you really care about your work!"

Buffy: "A cranky Slayer is a carless Slayer."

Buffy: "If the Apocalypse comes, beep me."

Cordelia: "Hello, salty goodness!"

Owen: "So, where do you know where Buffy from?"
Angel: "Work."

Owen: "Are we going to see a dead body?"
Buffy: "Possibly several."

Giles: "Buffy, when I said you could slay vampires and have a social life, I didn't mean at the same time."

Owen: "I read a lot about death, but I've never seen a dead body before. Do they actually move?"

Owen: "He tried to bite me! What a sissy!"

Owen: "Does anyone have an aspirin? Or sixty?"


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