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Buffy: "School! Great."
Joyce: "You wanna' go to school?"
Buffy: "Sure! Why not?"
Joyce: "Okay. Good day to buy that lottery ticket."

Xander: "Wendell was in Cordelia's light."
Wendell: "I'm so ashamed."
Willow: "Why is she so Evita-like?"
Buffy: "I think it's the hair."
Willow: "Weights heavily on the cerebral cortex."

Xander: "Oh, the spiders. Willow's been kind of, um...what's the word I'm looking for? Insane about what happened yesterday."
Willow: "I don't like spiders, okay. Their furry bodies and their sticky webs, and what do they need all those legs for anyway? I'll tell you. For crawling across your face in the middle of the night. Ew! How do they not ruffle you?"
Xander: "I'm sorry. I'm unruffled by spiders. Now if a bunch of Nazis crawled all over my face..."

Xander: "Well, the Hellmouth, the center of mystical convergence, supernatural monsters: been there."
Buffy: "A little blase there, aren't you?"
Xander: "I'm not worried. If there's something bad out there, we'll find, you'll slay, we'll party!"
Buffy: "Thanks for having confidence in me."
Xander: "You da man, Buff."
Willow: "Okay, but we're still caring about the spiders here. Let's not forget about the spiders."

Doctor: "She'll recover. She's got a couple of shattered bones, a little internal bleeding. She got off pretty easy."
Buffy: "Easy?"
Giles: "Have you looked up the word lately?"

Buffy: "Did you find anything?"
Giles: "I don't know."
Buffy: "You don't know if you found anything?"
Giles: "I can't read."
Buffy: "What do you mean? You can read, like, three languages."
Giles: "Five, actually, on a normal day."

Xander: "Um, our dreams are coming true."
Giles: "Dreams? That would be the musical comedy version of this. Nightmares. Our nightmares are coming true."
Willow: "So, why is this happening?"
Giles: "Billy."
Xander: "Well, that explaination was shorter than usual. It's Billy! Who's Billy?"

Xander: "All right! Someone else's loss is my chocolately goodness."

Xander: "You were a lousy clown! Your balloon animals were pathetic. Everyone can make a giraffe!"

Willow: "Personal question?"
Xander: "Yeah, shoot."
Willow: "When Buffy was a vampire, you weren't still, like, attracted to her, were you?"
Xander: "Willow, how can you--I mean, that's really bent! She was...grotesque!"
Willow: "Still dug her, huh?"
Xander: "I'm sick. I need help."
Willow: "Don't I know it."


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