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Giles: "How will I know what to wear?"
Ms. Calender: "Do you own anything else?"

Buffy: "It was terrible. I moped over you for months, sitting in my room, listening to that Divinyls song 'I Touch Myself'...of course, I had no idea what is was about."

Xander: "This is Ford, my bestest friend of all my friends. Jeez, doesn't she know any fat guys?"
Willow: "Oh, that's what that song is about?"

Willow: "That's Angel."
Xander: "He's Buffy's beau, her special friend."
Ford: "He's not in school, right? He looks older than her."
Xander: "You're not wrong."

Buffy: "This is Ford. We went to school together in LA."
Angel: "Nice to meet you."
Ford: "Whoa, cold hands."
Xander: "You're not wrong."

Ford: "What's goin' on?"
Buffy: "Um, uh, there's a--a cat...a cat, here...and, um, then there was another cat...and they fought...the cats...and...then they left."
Ford: "Oh. I thought you were just slaying a vampire."
Buffy: "What?! What-ing a what?!"

Buffy: "Are you drinking coffee again, cause we've talked about this."
Willow: "Hahaha, ha--it makes me jumpy. I...have to go...away."
Ford: "Nice girl."
Buffy: "There aren't two of those in the world."

Xander: "Yeah, I'm gonna' have to go with Dead Boy on this one."
Angel: "Would you mind not call me that?"

Willow: "Boy we blend right in."
Xander: "In no way do we sick out like sore thumbs."
Angel: "Let's look around. You guys check out downstairs."
Xander: "Sure thing, Bossy the Cow."
Willow: "Okay, but do they really stick out?"
Xander: "What?"
Willow: "Sore thumbs. So they stick out? I mean, have you ever seen a sore thumb and gone, 'Wow! That baby is sore!'?"
Xander: "You have too many thoughts."

Giles: "I--I've--I've always--I've always been interested in--in, uh...monster trucks."
Buffy: "You took him to monster trucks?"
Ms. Calender: "I thought it would be a change."
Giles: "It was a change."
Ms. Calender: "Look, we could have just left."
Giles: "Wh--what, and miss the nitro-burning funny cars? No, couldn't have that."

Giles: "A book! It took one of my books!"
Ms. Calender: "Well, at least someone in this school is reading."

Spike: "Do I have anyone on watch here? It's called security, people. Are you all asleep? Or did we finally find a restaurant that delivers?"
Ford: "I know who you are."
Spike: "Yeah, I know who I am too, so what?"

Xander: Angel was in your bedroom?!"
Willow: "Ours is a forbidden love."

Buffy: "Now you let everybody out, or your girlfriend fits in an ashtray."

Spike: "Uh, where's the doorknob?"

Ford: "What happened?"
Spike: "We're stuck in a basement."
Ford: "Buffy?"
Spike: "She's not stuck in a basement."


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