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Season 2 Quote List
Willow: "Buffy, you're sick."
Buffy: "No, I feel fine. I mean, the world's spinning a little bit, but I like it. It's like a ride."
Cordelia: "We're all concerned about how gross you look."
Buffy: "I'm touched. Really."
Willow: "Buffy, come on, one night of rest is not going to kill you."
Buffy: "No. But it might kill somebody else."
Xander: "Buffy, this is not the time to challenge Angel for the Ultimate Fighting Championship. He's at full strength. You're only half a Slayer."
Buffy: "Yeah, but I'm still the Slayer. And as long as I am, Angel's not going to kill anybody else."
Angel: "Oh, come on. Just one more."
Angel: "Not feeling well, lover?"
Angel: "You know, you being off your game's kind of taking the fun out of all this."
Angel: "Uh oh, this does not look good for our heroine."
Xander: "Take a walk, overbite."
Intern: "What happened?"
Xander: "Hey, Buffy. We're all here."
Buffy: "Let me go!"
Buffy: "They're out there!"
Xander: "Do you think she's gonna be okay in here?"
Xander: "Visiting hours are over."
Xander: "You're gonna' die. And I'm gonna' be there."
Dr. Wilkinson: "Good morning."
Xander: "Flowers for milady."
Willow: "Not to be outdone..."
Cordelia: "Oh, well, you know, I think that security guards are way sexier than fireman. They're all sooty."
Buffy: "It wasn't Backer. He was clean."
Joyce: "Ooh, looks like I interrupted a secret meeting."
Willow: "She doesn't look well."
Xander: "Cordy, you should go with Giles."
Willow: "It's weird going through his things. Look, he didn't finish his coffee. Guess he won't."
Buffy: "It's too bad Angel didn't put me in the hospital sooner. That's something I never thought I'd hear myself say."
Willow: "Hey, wait, I think I have something."
Cordelia: "Eww, what does this do?"
Cordelia: "Oh, eww! Ohh, you should see this thing. The way it does its thing, I mean, eww! Why do I let you guys drag me into this stuff?"
Willow: "Buffy, that's one hundred percent pure. It'll kill you in an instant."
Willow: "Frogs, frogs! Get them off of me! Oh my god, frogs! Get them off of me! Please, help! Get them off! Frogs! Frogs! Oh my god, they're everywhere! Frogs!"
Xander: "You don't know how to kill this thing."
Xander: "He's dead, right? I mean, I heard something snap."
Joyce: "Here you go, honey, peanut butter and jelly, without the crusts, just the way you like it."
Xander: "Your mom's trying to bogart the cheesy chips. What's that all about?"
Joyce: "Oh, he drew you a picture. How...nice."
Buffy:
Xander: "She fell."
Cordelia: "She fainted."
Willow: "The flu."
Xander: "The flu. Fainted...and fell. She's sick. Make it better."
Buffy: "Hey...here we are. It's all of we. Are we taking me home?"
Dr. Wilkinson: "No, Buffy, you need to lie down, honey."
Buffy: "Yeah? Lie at home. My bed is better than any bed that's not my bed."
Dr. Wilkinson: "She's still a little out of it."
Buffy: "Shh! Hospital zone, no singing."
Cordelia: "Maybe she wants to go!"
Giles: "Yes, we'll get to those...vampires later. I hear it's best to play along."
Cordelia: "I don't know. Lysette got her nose done here, and she came in looking for the Gwyneth Paltrow, and it looked more like the Mr. Potato Head."
Willow: "Buffy's not in here for cosmetic surgery."
Cordelia: "No, but while she's in here, she might as well get that thing done. You know, that thing on her face? You know that thing."
Willow: "Do you think Angel will attack Buffy in here?"
Xander: "He can come in. It's a public building."
Willow: "That's true."
Cordelia: "Am I the only one that's noticed that thing?"
Angel: "Well, I'm pretty much family."
Xander: "Yeah, why don't you come back during the day? Oh, gee, no, I guess you can't."
Buffy: "Could have fooled me."
Dr. Wilkinson: "How are you feeling? Looks like your fever's gone down."
Buffy: "Well, good. Thanks for having me. Let's try and keep in touch."
Dr. Wilkinson: "Not so fast. Hmm."
Buffy: "Good 'hmm' or bad 'hmm'?"
Buffy: "I think they call them balloons."
Xander: "Yeah, stick them in water. Maybe they'll grow."
Buffy: "Homework."
Willow: "It's my way of saying get well soon."
Buffy: "You know, chocolate says that even better."
Willow: "I did all your assignments. All you have to do is sign your name."
Buffy: "Chocolate means nothing to me."
Cordelia: "What do you mean 'clean'?"
Xander: "What do you mean 'was'?"
Buffy: "Cause I'm not well. I feel all oogy."
Xander: "Incresed ooginess. That's a danger signal."
Giles: "Why do I have to have...? Good thinking, I could do with a research assistant."
Cordelia: "Let's go, Tact Guy."
Buffy: "Well, Sherlock!"
Giles: "It extracts vital organs to replenish its own mutating cells."
Cordelia: "Wow! What does this one do?"
Giles: "It elongates its mouth to engulf its victims head with its incisors."
Cordelia: "Ouch! Wait, what does this one do?"
Giles: "It asks endless questions of those with whom it's supposed to be working so that nothing is getting done."
Cordelia: "Boy, there's a demon for everything!"
Giles: "Buffy, are you still there?"
Buffy: "Hanging on every eww."
Buffy: "Oh. They really should put that on the label."
Dr. Wilkinson: "Not her, the other one!"
Willow: "No more frogs."
Buffy: "I thought I might try violence."
Xander: "Solid call."
Buffy: "That would be his neck."
Xander: "You're not going to yak on me, are you?"
Buffy: "And the juice?"
Joyce: "Two parts orange, one part grapefruit."
Buffy: "That's my drink."
Joyce: "I measured it exactly."