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part 2 Season 2 Quote List
Season 2 Quote List
Joyce: "So, did you have fun last night?"
Buffy: "What?"
Joyce: "At Willow's."
Buffy: "Yeah. Fun at Willow's. You know, she's a fun machine."
Xander: "Well, the bus depot was a total wash-out, and may I say what a lovely place to spend the night. What a vibrant section of Americana."
Giles: "No vampires transporting boxes?"
Xander: "No, but a four hundred pound wino offered to wash my hair."
Willow: "Buffy!"
Xander: "We were just going to rescue you."
Willow: "At least some of us were."
Giles: "Well, I would have."
Giles: "The Judge. I-Is he...?"
Buffy: "No assembly required. He's active."
Buffy: "Also, not the prettiest man in town."
Xander: "After classes, I'll come back and help you research."
Cordelia: "Yeah, you might find something useful if it's an 'I Can Read' book."
Drusilla: "I'm naming all the stars."
Spike: "You can't see the stars, love. That's the ceiling. Also, it's day."
Spike: "Do you know what happens to Angel?"
Angel: "Well, he moves to New York and tries to fulfill that Broadway dream. Tough sledding, but one day, he's working in the chorus when the big star twists her ankle."
Angel: "As long as there's injustice in the world. As long as scum, like you, is walking--haha, rolling the streets, I'll be around. Look over your shoulder. I'll be there."
Spike: "Um, yeah. Angel, look over your shoulder."
Spike: "Hurts, doesn't it?"
Angel: "Well, you know, kind of itches a little."
Spike: "Don't just stand there. Burn him!"
Angel: "Gee, maybe he's broken."
Judge: "There's no humanity in him."
Angel: "Couldn't have said it better myself."
Drusilla: "Angel!"
Angel: "Yeah, baby. I'm back."
Spike: "No more of this 'I've got a soul' crap?"
Angel: "What can I say, hmm? I was going through a phase."
Drusilla: "How did this happen?"
Angel: "You wouldn't believe me if I told you."
Spike: "Now it's four against one, which are the kind of odds I like to play."
Drusilla: "We're going to destroy the world. Want to come?"
Angel: "Yeah. Destroying the world. Great. But I'm really more interested in the Slayer."
Spike: "Well, she's in the world, so that should work out."
Angel: "She made me feel like a human being. That's not the kind of thing you just forgive."
Jenny: "He's not Angel anymore. Are you?"
Angel: "Wrong. I am Angel. At last."
Angel: "I got a message for Buffy."
Buffy: "Then why don't you give it to me yourself."
Spike: "So you didn't kill her, then?"
Angel: "Of course not."
Spike: "Now, I know you haven't been in the game for a while, mate, but we still do kill people. Sort of our raison d'etre, you know."
Angel: "To kill this girl, you have to love her."
Cordelia: "Who am I supposed to be again?"
Xander: "You're supposed to be a girl. Think you can handle it?"
Soldier: "Halt! Identify yourself right the hell now!"
Cordelia: "Hi! I'm not a soldier...right?"
Soldier: "You got twenty minutes, nimrod."
Xander: "I just need five. Uh, forget I said that last part."
Cordelia: "Okay, what was that? And who are you?"
Cordelia: "So, does looking at guns really make girls wanna' have sex? That's scary."
Xander: "Yeah, I guess."
Cordelia: "Well, does looking at guns make you wanna' have sex?"
Xander: "I'm seventeen. Looking at linoleum makes me wanna' have sex."
Oz: "So, do you guys steal weapons from the Army a lot?"
Willow: "Well, we don't have cable, so we have to make our fun."
Willow: "Do you wanna' make out with me?"
Oz: "What?!"
Willow: "Forget it. I'm sorry. Well, do you?"
Oz: "Sometimes when I'm sitting in class -- you know, I'm not thinking about class, 'cause that would never happen -- I think about kissing you, and it's like everything stops. It's like, it's like freeze frame. Willow kissage."
Oz: "Oh, I'm not gonna' kiss you."
Willow: "What? But...freeze frame!"
Oz: "Well, to the casual observer, it would appear that you're trying to make your friend Xander jealous, or even the score, or something. And...that's on the empty side. See, in my fantasy, when I'm kissing you, you're kissing me. It's okay, I can wait."
Giles: "He's doing this deliberately, Buffy. He's trying to make it harder for you."
Buffy: "He's only making it easier."
Judge: "I am ready."
Spike: "About time."
Spike: "What happens if your girlfriend shows up?"
Angel: "I'm gonna' give her a kiss."
Angel: "Don't you look spiffy?"
Judge: "'Spiffy'?"
Xander: "Happy Birthday, Buffy, I hope you like the color."
Jenny: "Is there something I can do?"
Buffy: "Get out."
Jenny: "I-I just wanna' help."
Giles: "She said 'get out'."
Buffy: "I'll handle Smurf."
Judge: "You're a fool. No weapon forged can stop me."
Buffy: "That was then. This is now."
Judge: "What's that do?"
Buffy: "Best present ever."
Xander: "Knew you'd like it."
Buffy: "Pick up the pieces and keep them separate."
Cordelia: "Pieces? We get the pieces. Our job sucks!"
Angel: "The important thing is, you made me the man I am today."
Oz: "Uh...arm."
Angel: "You can't do it. You can't kill me."
Joyce: "So what'd you do for your birthday? You have fun?"
Joyce: "Well, go on, make a wish."
Buffy:
Buffy: "I got older."
Buffy: "I'll just let it burn."