
Buffy: "I wasn't going to use violence. I don't always use violence. Do I?"
Xander: "The important thing is: you believe that."
Willow: "Are we still on for our chem tutorial tomorrow?"
Rodney: "Yeah. I think I've got almost all fourteen natural elements memorized."
Willow: "There are a hundred and three."
Willow: "They could have at least wrapped her in those nice white bandages, like in the movies."
Giles: "You have responsibilites that other girls do not."
Buffy: "Oh, I know this one! Slaying entails certain sacrifices--blah blah bity blah--I'm so stuffy. Give me a scone."
Giles: "It's as if you know me."
Buffy: "So, then going to the dance like a normal person would be the best way to keep that secret."
Giles: "..."
Buffy: "Giles, come on, budge. No one likes a nonbudger."
Giles: "Fine! Go."
Buffy: "Yay! I win."
Giles: "I'll just go and introduce my shoulder to an ice pack."
Xander: "Hey, maybe he awakened the mummy."
Willow: "Right, and it rose from its tomb."
Buffy: "And attacked him..."
Willow: "..."
Xander: "..."
Willow: "On the other hand, maybe Rodney just stepped out for a smoke."
Xander: "For twenty-one hours?"
Willow: "It's addictive, you know."
Xander: "Your English is very bueno."
Ampata: "I listen much."
Xander: "Well, that works out well because I talk much."
Buffy: "What's it like back home>"
Ampata: "Cramped, and very dead."
Buffy: "Well, you'll feel right at home in Sunnydale."
Oz: "You're just impressed by any girl that can walk and talk."
Devon: "She doesn't have to talk."
Buffy: "Hey! Look at us! We came up with a plan. A good plan."
Giles: "Right. We'll meet there tonight after it closes."
Buffy: "No. Bad plan. I have other plans. Dance plans."
Giles: "..."
Buffy: "Cancelled plans."
Ampata: "Hello, Xander."
Xander: "Oh, ye--I, uh..."
Buffy: "I can translate American salivating boy talk. He says you're beautiful."
Xander: "Pyah su."
Buffy: "you're welcome."
Giles: "Thank heavens you're home."
Buffy: "Yep. Not at the dance. Not with my friends. Not with a life."
Buffy: What kind of girl travels with a mummiefied corpse and doesn't even pack lipstick?"
Buffy: "Come on! Can't you put your foot down?"
Giles: "It is down."
Buffy: "One of these days, you're gonna' have to get a grown-up car."
Sven: "I thought this exchange student thing would be a great deal. But look what I got stuck with. Momento. 'Punchy fruity drinky.' Is Cordelia even from this country?"
Xander: "Boy, that was some kiss!"
Ampata: "You're not a normal girl."
Buffy: "And you are?"