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Cordelia: "Behold the weirdness."

Cordelia: "People who think their problems are so huge craze me, like this time I sort of ran over this girl on her bike. It was the most traumatizing event of my life, and she's trying to make it about her leg. Like my pain meant nothing."

Principal Snyder: "There are no dead students here...this week."

Giles: "Xander, if you're not doing anything, would you like to help me?"
Xander: "What, so there's homework now? When did that happen?"
Buffy: "It's all apart of the glamorous world of campire slayage."
Xander: "Well, what part do you have?"
Buffy: "I'm gonna' find out what I can about Mitch. This attack wasn't random."
Xander: "Well, I want that part!"
Buffy: "Fine. you can do it. Ask around, talk to her friends. Talk to Cordelia!"
Xander: "Talk to Cordelia? So, research, huh?"

Harmony: "Ow!"
Principal Snyder: "Don't sue."

Xander: "Well, yeah, I would give anything to be able to turn invisable. Well, I wouldn't use my my powers to beat people up, but I'd use my powers to protect the girls' locker room."

Xander: "Oh, hey, do you want to come to our place for dinner? Mom's making her famous call to the chinese place."
Willow: "Xander, do you guys even have a stove?"

Giles: "A vampire in love with a slayer. It's rather poetic...in a maudlin sort of way."

Willow: "Oh, my God. 'Have a nice summer.' 'Have a nice summer.' This girl had no friends at all."
Giles: "Uh, once again, I teeter at the precipice of the generation gap."
Buffy: "Have a nice summer' is what you write when you have nothing to say."
Xander: "It's the kiss of death."
Buffy: "You guys didn't know Marcie Ross?"
Xander: "Never met her. Why?"
Buffy: "Cause you both wrote it too."
Xander: "Have a nice--' Yeesh."
Willow: "Where am I? Oh. 'Have a great summer.' See I cared."

Giles: "You know, I...I don't recall ever seeing you here before."
Cordelia: "Oh, no. I have a life."

Cordelia: "She's evil, okay? Way eviller than me."


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