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Joyce: "And honey, try not to get kicked out."

Xander: "I kind of had a problem with the math."
Willow: "Which part?"
Xander: "The math."

Xander: "Can I have you?"
Buffy: "..."
Xander: "Uh...can I help you?"

Xander: "We both go to school. Very suave, very not pathetic."

Cordelia: "Willow, nice dress. Glad to know you've seen the softer side of sears."

Buffy: "That's not what I'm looking for."
Giles: "Are you sure?"
Buffy: "I'm way sure!"

Buffy: "It doesn't involve moving, but it does involve hangout with me."
Willow: "Aren't you hanging out with Cordelia?"
Buffy: "I can't do both?"
Willow: "Not legally."

Willow: He was a curator at a British museum, or the British museum? I'm not sure. But he knows everything and he brought all these historical volumes and biographies and am I the single most dullest person alive?"

Cordelia: "Are these guys bothering you?"
Buffy: "Uh, no!"
Willow: "She's not hanging out with us!"
Jesse: "Hey, Cordelia!"
Cordelia: "Oh, please. I don't mean to interrupt your downward mobility, but I just wanted to tell you that you won't be meeting Coach Foster, the woman with the chest hair, because gym was cancelled due to the extreme dead guy in the locker."
Buffy: "What?"
Willow: "What are you talking about?"
Cordelia: "Some guy was stuffed in Aura's locker."
Buffy: "Dead?"
Cordelia: "Totally dead. Way dead."
Xander: "So, not just a little dead, then?"
Cordelia: "Don't you have an elsewhere to be?"
Jesse: "You know, if you need a shoulder to cry on, or just to nibble on..."
Buffy: "How did he die?"
Cordelia: "I don't know."
Buffy: "Well, were there any marks?"
Cordelia: "Morbid much! I didn't ask!"
Buffy: "Um, I gotta book. I'll see you guys later."
Cordelia: "What's her deal?"

Buffy: "I didn't know there'd be vampires on campus, and I don't care!"
Giles: "Then why you here?"
Buffy: "To...tell you...that...I don't care...which...I don't...and...have now told you...so...bye!"

Giles: "Should he rise again?"
Buffy: "To make you a vampire, they have to suck your blood, then you have to suck their blood. It's a whole big sucking thing."

Buffy: "First of all, I'm a vampire slayer. And secondly, I'm retired. Hey,I know! Why don't you kill'em?"
Giles: "I'm a Watcher. I haven't the skill."
Buffy: "Oh come on! Stake through the heart. A little sunlight. It's like falling off a log."
Giles: "A Slayer slayes, a Watcher..."
Buffy: "Watches?"
Giles: "Yes...no!"

Giles: "Something's coming. Something is gonna' happen here...soon!"
Buffy: "Gee, can you vague that up for me?"

Buffy: "Who are you?"
Angel: "Let's just say I'm a friend."
Buffy: "Well, maybe I don't want a friend!"
Angel: I didn't say I was yours."

Willow: "I thought Xander was gonna' show up."
Buffy: "Oh, are you guys going out?"
Willow: "No, we're just friends. We used to go out, but we broke up."
Buffy: "How come?"
Willow: "He stole my Barbie."
Buffy: "..."
Willow: "Oh, we were 5."
Buffy: "Oh."
Willow: "I don't actually date a whole lot...lately."
Buffy: "Why not?"
Willow: "Well, when I'm with a boy I like, it's hard for me to say anything cool or witty or at all. I can usually make a few vowel sounds, and then I have to go away."
Buffy: "It's not that bad."
Willow: "It is. I think boys are more interested in a girl who can talk."
Buffy: "You really haven't been dating lately."

Buffy: "Seize the moment, 'cause tomorrow you might be dead."
Willow: "Oh that's nice!"

Buffy: "Dark, gorgeous, in an annoying sort of way."

Cordelia: "Oh yay, it's my stalker."

Jesse: "You wanna' dance?"
Cordelia: "With you?"
Jesse: "Well, uh, yeah!"
Cordelia: "Well, uh, no!"

Buffy: "Now, we can do this the hard way, or...well, actually there's just the hard way."
Darla: "That's fine with me."
Buffy: "Are you sure? Cause this is not going to be pretty. We're talkin' about violence, strong language, adult content."

Willow: "Oh, I--I need to sit down,"
Buffy: "You are sitting down."
Willow: "Oh, good for me."

Willow: "Does anyone mind if I pass out?"
Buffy: (while putting her hand on Willow's shoulder)Breathe."

Buffy: "God, I'm so menatally challenged!"

Xander: "Yesterday, my life's like, 'Uh-oh, pop quiz!" Today it's, "rain of toads."

Angel: "They really don't like me dropping in."
Buffy: "Why not?"
Angel: "They really don't like me."

Xander: "I don't like vampires. I'm going to take a stand and say they're not good."

Buffy: "So Giles, got anything that can make this day any worse?"
Giles: "How about the end of the world?"
Buffy: "Knew I could count on you."

Xander: "I mean, the dead rose! We should at least had an assembly."

Giles: "We may, in fact, stand between the Earth and it's total destruction."
Buffy: "Well, I gotta' look on the bright side. Maybe I can still get kicked out of school."
Xander: "Oh, yeah, that's a plan, 'cause a lot of schools aren't on Hellmouths."
Willow: "Maybe you can blow something up. They're real strict about that."
Buffy: "I was thinking of a more subtle approach, you know, like excessive not studying."
Giles: "The Earth is doomed!"


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