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Xander: "Sign up and get your own pack of sugar-high little runts for the night."
Buffy: "Yikes, I'll stick to vampires."

Buffy: "Gosh, I'd love to sign up, but I recently developed carpal tunnel syndrome and can no longer hold a flashlight."

Buffy: "You know, there's this place you can go, right, and you sit in the dark, and there are these moving pictures, right, and the pictures tell a story."

Buffy: "Ms. Calender said you are a babe!"
Giles: "She said what?"
Buffy: "Um, she said that you are a...hunk of burning...something or other. So, whadda' you think of that?"
Giles: "Um, I don't know. I don't, um...a burning hunk of what?"

Giles: "Babe'? Huh, I can live with that."

Willow: "No, she's a freak. A circus freak. Yuck."

Cordelia: "Oh, he's a vampire. Of course! But the cuddly kind, like a Care Bear with fangs?"

Buffy: "You're missing the whole point of Halloween."
Willow: "Free candy?!"

Drusilla: "Do you love my insides? The parts you can't see."
Spike: "Eyeballs to entrails, my sweet."

Xander: "Buffy! Lady of Buffdom, Duchess of Buffonia, I am in awe! I completely renounce spandex."

Cordelia: "Is Mr. I'm-the-lead-singer, I'm-so-great, I-don't-have-to-show-up-for-my-date-or-even-call gonna be there?"
Oz: "Yeah, you know, he's just going by Devon' now."

Xander: "Okay, on sleazing extra candy, tears are key. Tears will normally get you the double bagger. You can also try the old' You missed me' routine, but it's risky. Only go there for chocolate. Understood? Okay, troops, let's move out."

Buffy: "What did Mrs. Davis give you?"
(Kids hold out toothbrushes)
Buffy: "She must be stopped."

Willow: "She couldn't have dressed up like Xena?"

Spike: "This is just...neat!"

Xander: "Ma'am, in the army, we have a saying: 'Sit down and shut the--whoa!"

Xander: "She must be right. We have some kind of amnesia."
Buffy: "I don't know what that is, but I'm certain I don't have it. I bath quite often."

Buffy: "I was brought up a proper lady. I wasn't meant to understand things. I'm just meant to look pretty, and then someone nice will marry me, possibly a baron."

Buffy: "But I don't want to go with you. I like the man with the musket! Do you have a musket?"

Willow: "I don't know what I'm looking for, plus I can't turn the page."

Buffy: "Hi, honey! I'm home."

Buffy: "You know what? It's good to be me."


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