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Willow: "Gage, your pie chart is looking a lot like solitaire...with naked ladies on the cards?"

Xander: "He actually told you to alter his grade?"
Willow: "Exactly...except for actually telling me to. But he made it perfectly clear of what he wasn't telling me."
Xander: "That's wrong. A big fat spanking wrong. It's a slap in the face to every one of us who studied hard and worked long hours to earn our D's."

Cameron: "I just want you to be comfortable."
Buffy: "I'm comfy. I'm so comfy, I'm nodding off, actually."

Cameron: "Are you wearing a bra?"

Cameron: "Relax, I'm not going to hurt you."
Buffy: "Oh, it's not me I'm worried about."

Buffy: "So I'm treated like the baddie, just because he has a sprained wrist and a bloody nose...and I don't have a scratch on me. Which, granted, hurts my case a little, on the surface."

Buffy: "So, anything new with you guys?"
Giles: "Thank you for taking an interest."

Giles: "Nothing left but skin and cartilage."
Xander: "In other words, this was no boating accident."

Buffy: "So, something ripped him open and ate out his insides."
Willow: "Like an Oreo cookie. Well, except for, you know, without the chocolatey cookie goodness."

Willow: "So we're looking for a beastie."
Giles: "That eats humans whole--except for the skin."
Buffy: "This doesn't make any sense."
Xander: "Yeah, the skin's the best part."
Buffy: "Any demons with high cholesterol?"
Giles: "..."
Buffy: "You're gonna think about that later, mister, and you're gonna laugh."

Xander: "Too much research. Need beverage."

Xander: "Well, it was dark, and the thing went through the window so quick, and I was a little shocked when I saw it, and..."
Cordelia: "Go ahead, say it. You ran like a woman."
Xander: "Hey, if you saw this thing, you'd run like a woman too!"

Willow: "So, you delved into the black arts, and conjured up a hellbeast from the ocean's depths to wreak your vengeance."
Jonathan: "..."
Willow: "Didn't you?"
Jonathan: "What? No. I snuck in yesterday and peed in the pool."
Willow: "Oh. Eeew!"

Buffy: "I'm a swim groupie. Oh, yeah, you know, there's just something about the smell of chlorine on a guy. Oh, baby."

Buffy: "Obviously, my sex appeal is on the fritz today..."

Gage: "What a psycho bitch, man."
Angel: "Gotta be talking about Buffy.

Angel: "You're in luck, my friend. Just so happens, I'm recruiting."

Angel: "Why, Miss Summers, you're beautiful."

Gage: "Was that the thing that killed Cameron?"
Buffy: "No, that was something else."
Gage: "Something else?"
Buffy: "Yeah, Unfortunately, we have a lot of something elses in this town."

Cordelia: "I thought Angel liked blood."
Buffy: "He used to."
Willow: "Maybe his eyes were too big for his stomach."

Cordelia: "Oh. Oh. Oh, my. Now, that, girls, is my kind of..."
Willow: "Xander?"

Xander: "I'm undercover!"
Buffy: "You're not under much."

Xander: "I figure I can keep an eye on Gage and the others when Buffy can't."
Willow: "When you're nude? I meant to say changing."

Xander: "Okey-dokey, Coachie."

Cordelia: "I'm dating a swimmer from the Sunnydale swim team."
Buffy: "You can die happy."

Buffy: "They needed to win, and winning equals trophies, which equals prestige for the school. You see how they're treated. It's been like that forever."
Xander: "Sure. The discus throwers got the best seats at all the crucifixions."
Buffy: "Meanwhile, I'm breaking my nails every day battling the forces of evil, and my French teacher can't even remember my name."

Xander: "We have to find an antidote, don't you think? The clock is ticking, people!"
Buffy: "I wouldn't break out the tartar sauce just yet. It's not like you were exposed more than once. Twice?"
Xander: "Three times a fish guy."

Cordelia: "It's one thing to be dating the lame unpopular guy, but it's another to be dating the Creature from the Blue Lagoon."
Xander: "Black Lagoon. The Creature from the Blue Lagoon was Brooke Shields."

Buffy: "I think we'd better find the rest of the swim team and lock them up before they get in touch with their inner halibut."

Willow: "I'll talk to Nurse Greenliegh."
Buffy: "You're really getting into this interrogation thing."
Willow: "The trick is not to leave any marks."

Coach: "You got some imagination, Missy."
Buffy: "Oh, well, right now I'm imagining you in jail. You're wearing a big orange suit, and, oh look, the guards are beating you up."

Coach: "Boy, when they were handing out school spirit, you didn't even stand in line, did you?"
Buffy: "No. I was in the line for shred of sanity. Which you obviously skipped."

Xander: "Wait here. But feel free to come in if you hear me scream."

Cordelia: "You were so courageous. And you looked really hot in those speedos!"

Cordelia: "And we can still date. Or not... I mean, I understand if you want to see other fish. I'll do everything I can to make your quality of life better, whether that means little bath toys or whatever."


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