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part 2 of Season 2 Quote List
Season 2 Quote List
Joyce: "You're just too young to wear that."
Buffy: "Yeah, and I'm gonna' be too young to wear it 'til I'm too old to wear it."
Joyce: "That's the idea."
Buffy: "Everyday Woman?"
Joyce: "Mm-hmm. There's the receipt."
Buffy: "Why didn't you just go to Muumuus 'R' Us?"
Joyce: "Do now, make fun of your mother later."
Lyle: "Well ain't you just got the prettiest little neck I ever did see."
Buffy: "Boy, you guys really never come up with any new lines, do you?"
Buffy: "But you promised you'd never cheat on me again, honey."
Lyle: "This ain't over."
Buffy: "Oh sure. They say they'll call."
Buffy: "Oh bliss. Mall food."
Joyce: "Let me guess. You were distracted by a boy."
Buffy: "Technically."
Joyce: "Honestly, don't you ever think about anything besides boys and clothes?"
Buffy: "Saving the world from vampires?"
Xander: "You know, this would work a lot better for me if you didn't talk."
Cordelia: "Well, it would work a lot better for me with the lights off."
Mr. Whitmore: "Now how many of us have lost countless productive hours plagued by, uh, unwanted sexual thoughts and feelings?"
Xander: "Yes. Mm-hmm."
Mr. Whitmore: "Uh, that was a rhetorical question, Mr. Harris, not a poll."
Mr. Whitmore: "With all sorts of hormones surging through your bodies, compelling you to action, it's often difficult to remember that are negative consequences to having sex. Would anyone care to offer one such consequence?"
Cordelia: "Well, that depends. Are you talking about sex in the car or out of the car, because I have a friend -- not me -- that was in a Miata and parked at the top of a hill, and she kicked the gear shift, and..."
Xander: "You wanna' talk negative consequence, what about the heartbreak of halitosis? I mean, a girl may seem spiffy, but if she ignores her flossing, the bloom is definitely off the rose."
Cordelia: "Like that compares to kissing a guy who thinks the Hoover technique is a big turn-on."
Xander: "What about having the feign interest in her vapid little chit-chat just so you could get some touch?"
Xander: "Hey! Ha ha ha, I know we just met, but isn't that Xander Jr. you're holding?"
Buffy: "Did Mr. Whitmore notice I was tardy?"
Xander: "I think the word you're searching for is 'absent'."
Willow: "Tardy people show."
Buffy: "As far as punishments go, this is fairly abstract."
Willow: "No, it's your baby!"
Buffy: "'Kay, I get it even less."
Xander: "You gotta' keep it safe and teach it Christian values."
Willow: "My egg is Jewish."
Xander: "Okay, teach it that Dreidel song."
Buffy: "I can't take care of things! I killed my Giga Pet. Literally. I sat on it and it broke."
Xander: "You know, the only thing that stresses me is when do we tell them they're adopted?"
Buffy: "I'm a single mother?"
Xander: "No man of her own."
Buffy: "Do you know what this says about me? That I'm doomed to lead my mother's life. How deeply scary is that?"
Giles: "They made their reputation by massacreing an entire Mexican village in 1886."
Buffy: "Friendly little demons."
Giles: "It was before they became vampires."
Xander: "'Nuff said. I propose Buffy slays 'em. All in favor?"
Willow: "Aye!"
Buffy: "I didn't sleep well."
Joyce: "What's the matter? Your egg keep you up all night?"
Buffy: "You're killing me. Parenting's a pain."
Joyce: "Wait 'til it starts dating."
Willow: "Teen Health got canceled."
Xander: "Mr. Whitmore's out. Couldn't find an eggsitter or something."
Giles: "How did the, um, hunt go last night, Buffy?"
Buffy: "No go."
Giles: "Uh, no-no you didn't go, or-or-or you were unsuccessful?"
Xander: "Apparently, Buffy has decided the problem with the English language is all those pesky words. You. Angel. Big. Smoochies?"
Buffy: "Shut. Up."
Xander: "Can I just say, 'Gyughhh!!!?"
Buffy: "I see your 'Gyughhh' and raise you a 'Nyuaghhh!!!"
Xander: "Giles! He must be out somewhere."
Buffy: "Well, he picked a hell of a time to get a life."
Willow: "Did I really hit you?"
Xander: "You knocked me out."
Cordelia: "Did I hit you?"
Xander: "Yes, everyone hit me."
Cordelia: "Good. Well, I don't mean 'good' because I hate you, but...I didn't want to be left out."
Joyce: "Young lady, you have to learn some responsibility, okay? Once and for all."
Buffy: "I'm grounded?"
Joyce: "You're already grounded."
Buffy: "Oh yeah."