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Willow: "My boyfriend's in the band."
Amy: "Cool."
Buffy: "I think you've now told everybody."
Willow: "Only in this hemisphere."

Buffy: "Oh, Valentine's Day is just a cheap gimmick to sell cards and chocolates."
Amy: "Bad break-up, huh?"
Buffy: "Believe me when I say, 'uh-huh'."

Buffy: "Mom and I are going to have a pig-out and vid-fest. It's a time-honored tradition among the loveless."

Willow: "You know her mom was a witch."
Buffy: "And amateur psycho."

Giles: "Might I have a word?"
Buffy: "Have a sentence, even."

Giles: "Better safe than sorry."
Buffy: "It's a little late for both."

Drusilla: "Oh, Angel, it's still warm."
Angel: "I knew you'd like it. I found it in a quaint little shopgirl."

Angel: "Dear Buffy. I'm still trying to decide the best way to send my regards."
Spike: "Why don't you rip her lungs out? That might make an impression."
Angel: "Lacks...poetry."
Spike: "It doesn't have to. What rhymes with 'lungs'?"

Willow: "Oz has his cool hair today."

Willow: "I think I'm a groupie!"

Xander: "'Blackmail' is such an ugly word."
Amy: "I didn't say 'blackmail'."
Xander: "Yeah, but I'm about to blackmail you, so I thought I'd bring it up."

Xander: "I want some respect around here. I want, for once, to come out ahead. I want the Hellmouth to be working for me."

Amy: "A love spell?"
Xander: "Yeah. You know, just the basic can't eat, can't sleep, can't breathe anything but little old moi."

Xander: "A man can only talk self-tanning lotion for so long before his head explodes."

Amy: "Intent has to be pure with love spells."
Xander: "Right, I intend revenge. Pure as the driven snow."

Buffy: "You never held out on me until the big bad thing in the dark became my ex-honey."

Cordelia: "I thought it was a gift."
Xander: "No. Last night, it was a gift. Today, it's scrap metal. Figure I can melt it down, sell it for fillings or something."

Buffy: "Why don't you and I do something together tonight? Just the two of us."
Xander: "Really?"
Buffy: "Yeah. We can comfort each other."
Xander: "Would lap dancing enter into that scenario at all? 'Cause I find that very comforting."
Buffy: "Play your cards right..."
Xander: "Okay, uh, you do know that I'm Xander, right?"

Xander: "You know what? It was wrong to meddle with the forces of darkness. I see that now. I think we've all grown. I gotta go."

Willow: "Sorry. I wanted to surprise you."
Xander: "Good job! High marks."
Willow: "Don't be so jumpy. I've been in your bed before."
Xander: "Yeah, but Will, we were both in footy pajamas."

Willow: "People grow apart. They grow closer."
Xander: "This is good. How close we are now. I feel very comfortable with this amount of closeness. In fact, I could even back up a few paces and still be happy. See?"

Willow: "I want you, Xander... to be my first."
Xander: "Baseman! Please tell me we're talking baseball."

Xander: "I don't want to use force."
Willow: "Force is okay."

Xander: "It's time for me to act like a man. And hide."

Xander: "I made a mess, Giles. See, I found out that Amy's into witchcraft, and I was hurt, I guess, so I made her put the love whammy on Cordy, but it backfired. And now every woman in Sunnydale wants to make me her cuddle monkey. Which may sound swell on paper, but..."

Giles: "I cannot believe that you were fool enough to do something like this."
Xander: "Oh no, I'm twice the fool it takes to do something like this."

Xander: "Buff, give me a heart attack!"
Buffy: "Oh, I'm going to give you more than that."
Xander: "Buff...for the love of God, don't open that raincoat."
Buffy: "Come on, it's a party. Aren't you gonna open your present?"

Amy: "Who made you Queen of the world? Well, you're old enough to be."
Jenny: "What can I say? I guess Xander's just too much man for the pimple squad."

Xander: "Would you quit with the Hecate?"

Cordelia: "Okay, what now? You don't like my locker combination?"

Giles: "We have to catch the Buffy rat."

Oz: "That kinda' hurt."
Xander: "'Kinda''? What was that for?"
Oz: "I was on the phone all night, listening to Willow cry about you. Now, I don't know exactly what happened, but I was left with a very strong urge to hit you."

Amy: "Why did you send Xander away? He needs me."
Jenny: "That's a laugh."
Amy: "He loves me. We look into each other's souls."
Jenny: "No one can love two people at once. What we have is real."
Giles: "Instead of making me ill, why doesn't one of you try to help me?"

Cordelia: "Damn it, Xander, what's going on? Who died and made you Elvis?"

Cordelia: "What are you doing? Make me yak!"

Cordelia: "And keep your mom-aged mitts off my boyfriend. Former!"

Cordelia: "Why has everyone gone insane?"
Xander: "Insane? Is it so impossible for you to believe that other women find me attractive?"
Cordelia: "The only way you could get girls to want you would be witchcraft."
Xander: "That is such a...well, yeah, okay, good point."

Xander: "Good. The mob still hasn't found us. We should be safer up here."
Angel: "Works in theory."

Drusilla: "Don't fret, kitten, Mummy's here."

Drusilla: "Your face is a poem. Oh, I can read it."
Xander: "Really? It doesn't say, "spare me" by any chance?"
Drusilla: "How do you feel about eternal life?"
Xander: "We couldn't just start with a coffee? A movie, maybe?"

Oz: "Here, Buffy."

Cordelia: "If we die in here, I'm gonna kick your ass. I mean it."

Buffy: "I seem to be having a slight case of nudity here."
Oz: "But you're not a rat... so call it an upside."

Buffy: "Really not an issue."

Buffy: "Scavenger hunt?"
Xander: "Your mom seemed to buy it."
Buffy: "So she says. I think she's just so wigged at hitting on one of my friends that she's repressing. She's getting pretty good at that. I should probably start worrying."

Cordelia: "Do you know what you are, Harmony? You're a sheep."
Harmony: "I'm not a sheep."
Cordelia: "You're a sheep. All you ever do is what everyone else does, just so you can say you did it first. And here I am, scrambling for your approval, when I'm way cooler than you are, 'cause I'm not a sheep. I do what I want to do, and I wear what I want to wear, and you know what? I date whoever the hell I want to date. No matter how lame he is."

Cordelia: "Oh, God, what have I done?! They're never going to speak to me again!"
Xander: "Oh, sure they are. If it helps, whenever we're around them, you and I can fight a lot."
Cordelia: "You promise?"
Xander: "You can pretty much count on it."


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