
Willow: "So, we're talking about a guy?"
Buffy: "Not exactly a guy. For us to have a conversation about a guy, there'd have to be a guy for us to have a conversation about. Was that a sentense?"
Willow: "What about Angel?"
Buffy: "Yeah, just see him in a relationship. 'Hi, honey. You're in grave danger. I'll see you next month!"
Xander: "You know, I don't know what everyone's talking about. That outfit doesn't make you look like a hooker."
Xander: "That Cordelia's a regular breath of vile air."
Xander: "What are you vixens up to?"
Xander: "Buffy, come on. Wake up and smell the secduction. It's the oldest trick in the book."
Xander: "I once drank an entire gallon of gatorade without taking a breath."
Willow: "How is it you always know this stuff? You always know what's going on. I never know what's going on."
Buffy: "Cool, crossbow! Check out these babies. Goodbye, stakes! Hello, flying fatality!"
Buffy: "A' doesn't even stand for Angel, for that matter. It stands for Achmed, a charming foreign exchange student."
Xander: "You're in love with a vampire? What, are you out of your mind?"
Cordelia: "Where did you get that dress? This is a one-of-a-kind Todd Oldham. Do you know how much this dress cost? Is this a knock-off? This is a knock-off, isn't it? Some cheesy knock-off. This is exactly what happens when you sign these free trade agreements."
Darla: "Is there anthing better than a natural disaster?"
Xander: "I'm not saying anything. I have nothing to say."
Buffy: "You want Xander, you've gotta' speak up girl!"
Joyce: "I know she is having trouble with history. Is it too difficult for her, or is she not applying herself?"
Buffy: "I know you're here, and I know what you are."
Angel: "I fed on a girl your age. Beautiful. Dumb as a post."
Angel: "The elders conjured up the perfect punishment for me: they restored my soul."
Darla: "Do you know what the saddest thing in the world is?"
Buffy: "You guys were involved?"
Darla: "Close, but no heart."
Xander: "Ah, the post fumigation party."
Buffy: "It's weird, though. In this way, I feel like he's still watching me."
Willow: "Just sitting here, watching our barren lives pass us by. Oh look a cockroach."
Xander: "Let's stop this crazy whirligig of fun. I'm dizzy."
Buffy: "What, saving my life, getting slashed in the ribs?"
Xander: "Duh!"
Willow: "It was pretty impressive. Although later there was an ick factor."
Giles: "Well, you weren't here from midnight until six researching it."
Willow: "No, I was sleeping."
Cordelia: "What?"
Xander: "Not vampire. How could you love an umpire? Everyone hates 'em."
Giles: "Does Angel have a tatoo behind his right shoulder?"
Buffy: "Yeah, it's a bird or something."
Xander: "Now, I'm saying something. You saw him naked?"
Willow: "No, no, no, no. No speaking up, that way leads to madness and sweaty palms."
Giles: "She lives very much in the now, and well, history is very much about the then.
Angel: "Do you? I'm just an animal, right?"
Buffy: "You're not an animal. Animals I like."
Buffy: "What, they were all out of boils, and blinding torment?"
Buffy: "Bad hair on top of that outfit?"
Darla: "For several generations."
Buffy: "Well, when you've been around since Columbus, you're bound to pile up a few ex's. You're older than him, right? Just between us girls, you are looking a little worn around the eyes."
Buffy: "Okay, so what's the difference between this and the prefumigation party?"
Xander: "Much heartier cockroaches."
Willow: "Well, in a way he sort of is...in the way that he's right over there."