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Ever wonder what Worms eat for lunch? After much listening to their albums.. these are all the food items I managed to gather. Order whatever you want.. price doesn't seem to be an issue here.

FRESH FISH

We got up before dawn to catch it. Could have gotten the same thing for five bucks at the store though.

A GIANT HEAPING PLATE OF MEAT

Perfect for any growing teenager. Unfortunately they'll still want to go out for Quarter Pounders afterwards.

BAR-B-QUED BURGERS

Prepared by our wonderful neighbours.. The Killer Robots From Venus

GARDEN SALAD

For those monsters out there who don't believe in vegtable rights.

ROASTED TURKEY

You think you had a bad life? This guy's got it much worse. He evn gets burned in the Winnebago oven.

COLE SLAW

The only side dish known as a facsist regime.

SECOND RATE STEAK

Served with or without racid marble cheese. Enough to make you wanna get out your chainsaw...

CURRIED VENISON

Santa went broke. Whatever happened to his sweet little reindeer?

DELI TRAY

Eat it before your road manager gets to it.

GATOR SOUP

Hey... it's you or him.

BATTERED WHATEVER

A famous recipe from Wong himself. What's inside doesn't matter.

TUNA FISH

Sorry. You only get one per plate. Funny, eh?

CHILDREN'S CANDY

You'll have to pry it away from Scary Ned if you're brave enough.

POTATOES

Don't eat them if there's a cute waitress around.. you just might choke.

PEANUT BUTTER SANDWICH

Kinda smells like your girlfriend, doesn't it?

PORK PLATTER

Severely undercooked, just as you like it.

PEAS, CORN & BICYCLE PARTS

An unbeatable combination. And it's just as good when you throw it up the next day!

CARROT JUICE

A drink that constitues murder.

CANADIAN BEER

Get yourself real loaded before you go hunting with your buds.

V8

What else can we say about this? Genocide, folks.

GOURMET COFFEE

Sam will know when it's ready. If you're on a plane, we'll serve it onto your lap.

WATER

A true Canadian specialty.

WINDEX COLADAS

They're sooo good, but sooo bad for you!

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