We got up before dawn to catch it. Could have gotten the same thing for five bucks at the store though.
A GIANT HEAPING PLATE OF MEAT
Perfect for any growing teenager. Unfortunately they'll still want to go out for Quarter Pounders afterwards.
Prepared by our wonderful neighbours.. The Killer Robots From Venus
For those monsters out there who don't believe in vegtable rights.
You think you had a bad life? This guy's got it much worse. He evn gets burned in the Winnebago oven.
The only side dish known as a facsist regime.
SECOND RATE STEAK
Served with or without racid marble cheese. Enough to make you wanna get out your chainsaw...
Santa went broke. Whatever happened to his sweet little reindeer?
Eat it before your road manager gets to it.
Hey... it's you or him.
A famous recipe from Wong himself. What's inside doesn't matter.
Sorry. You only get one per plate. Funny, eh?
You'll have to pry it away from Scary Ned if you're brave enough.
Don't eat them if there's a cute waitress around.. you just might choke.
PEANUT BUTTER SANDWICH
Kinda smells like your girlfriend, doesn't it?
Severely undercooked, just as you like it.
PEAS, CORN & BICYCLE PARTS
An unbeatable combination. And it's just as good when you throw it up the next day!
A drink that constitues murder.
Get yourself real loaded before you go hunting with your buds.
What else can we say about this? Genocide, folks.
Sam will know when it's ready. If you're on a plane, we'll serve it onto your lap.
A true Canadian specialty.
They're sooo good, but sooo bad for you!