FRESH FISH
We got up before dawn to catch it. Could have gotten the same thing for five bucks at the store though.
A GIANT HEAPING PLATE OF MEAT
Perfect for any growing teenager. Unfortunately they'll still want to go out for Quarter Pounders afterwards.
BAR-B-QUED BURGERS
Prepared by our wonderful neighbours.. The Killer Robots From Venus
GARDEN SALAD
For those monsters out there who don't believe in vegtable rights.
ROASTED TURKEY
You think you had a bad life? This guy's got it much worse. He evn gets burned in the Winnebago oven.
COLE SLAW
The only side dish known as a facsist regime.
SECOND RATE STEAK
Served with or without racid marble cheese. Enough to make you wanna get out your chainsaw...
CURRIED VENISON
Santa went broke. Whatever happened to his sweet little reindeer?
DELI TRAY
Eat it before your road manager gets to it.
GATOR SOUP
Hey... it's you or him.
BATTERED WHATEVER
A famous recipe from Wong himself. What's inside doesn't matter.
TUNA FISH
Sorry. You only get one per plate. Funny, eh?
CHILDREN'S CANDY
You'll have to pry it away from Scary Ned if you're brave enough.
POTATOES
Don't eat them if there's a cute waitress around.. you just might choke.
PEANUT BUTTER SANDWICH
Kinda smells like your girlfriend, doesn't it?
PORK PLATTER
Severely undercooked, just as you like it.
PEAS, CORN & BICYCLE PARTS
An unbeatable combination. And it's just as good when you throw it up the next day!
CARROT JUICE
A drink that constitues murder.
CANADIAN BEER
Get yourself real loaded before you go hunting with your buds.
V8
What else can we say about this? Genocide, folks.
GOURMET COFFEE
Sam will know when it's ready. If you're on a plane, we'll serve it onto your lap.
WATER
A true Canadian specialty.
WINDEX COLADAS
They're sooo good, but sooo bad for you!
