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(Jessie's note: We have a place just like this in Thunder Bay.. even a vegetarian like me can get full. I wonder though.. why do Chinese food places always have onion rings? Is that oriental food? Really?)

I'm feeling hungry

Empty tummy

And I want to make it full

So I spend a day

At Wong's buffet

And eat till I explode

There's sixty types

Of Oriental delights

I gotta have them all

Chicken wings

And onion rings

And sweet and sour balls

At Wong's!

(Come and sail with me)

At Wong's!

(On the sea of gluttony)

At Wong's!

(Eat until it hurts)

At Wong's!

(But don't forget there's pudding for dessert)

The chicken's tough

The noodles are rough

And the chowmein's three days old

But it's quantity

Not quality that

Has got my soul

So fill that plate

No Mistake

There's no holding back

I won't stop

Until I got

A packed digestive tract

At Wong's!

(No dish is a loss)

At Wong's!

(Covered in red sauce)

At Wong's!

(Everything is battered)

At Wong's!

(What's inside doesn't even matter)



Second plate!


Third plate!


Fourth plate!




Fortune cookie..

(I think I ate the fortune)

I try to leave

I want to heave

My whole body hurts

Can barely stand

I tell you man,

I got my money's worth

If I get the time

I'm going to go to China

And eat at their

Ancient buffets

But I'm wonderin'

How they stay so thin

Eating like this every day!

At Wong's!

(Give chopsticks a try)

At Wong's!

(To pick up your French Fry)

At Wong's!

(You know I'm coming back)

Eating here is

Worth the heart attack

Wong's Chinese Buffet!