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Oh my darling I sure loved that meal

Though I could still taste the pig squeal

Now Iím weak and losing focus

I think you gave me trichinosis

Trichinosis is little worms that dig

And burrow through your body after you eat raw pig

I love you hon but canít help but notice

That you gave me trichinosis

By candlelight I ate that pork

I couldnít see danger on my fork

Oh if you do love me completely

Never again feed me food that will eat me

Now I feel kinda strange inside like Iím in an apartment

With tenants I just canít seem to evict

Theyíre having a party and Iím the buffet

I love you darling but Iíd be lying

If I didnít tell you this was eating me up inside