When I joined a band I thought my life was pretty cool
We’d stay in hotels with room service and pools
Sign autographs for fans
Check into rehab and smash the van
But looking back I should have stayed in school
Life out on the road can be dangerous you see
Truck stop food and smelly roadies are not nearly as scary
As the girl who’s at every show
Mouthing the words from the front row
This stalker girl is scaring the hell out of me
She’s my creepy stalker girl
I’m the centre of her whacked out crazy and delusional world
She follows me everywhere
She’s even got a bag with some bits of my hair
Just go away you creepy stalker girl
She says I touch her in a very special way
But I’d never go near her, not without my pepper spray
And the voices inside her head
Said break into my house and sleep in my bed
And they also said that shaving the cat was okay
She’s my creepy stalker girl
I’m the centre of her whacked out crazy and delusional world
She follows me everywhere
She’s even got a bag with some bits of my hair
Just go away you creepy stalker girl
I’ve analyzed your handwriting and I’ve got some bad news
You’re manic obsessive with abandonment issues
And you think all our songs are about you
Are about you and you’re usually wrong
Except for this song is so about you
You creepy stalker girl
You creepy stalker girl
You creepy stalker girl
