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STALKER GIRL

When I joined a band I thought my life was pretty cool

Wed stay in hotels with room service and pools

Sign autographs for fans

Check into rehab and smash the van

But looking back I should have stayed in school

Life out on the road can be dangerous you see

Truck stop food and smelly roadies are not nearly as scary

As the girl whos at every show

Mouthing the words from the front row

This stalker girl is scaring the hell out of me

Shes my creepy stalker girl

Im the centre of her whacked out crazy and delusional world

She follows me everywhere

Shes even got a bag with some bits of my hair

Just go away you creepy stalker girl

She says I touch her in a very special way

But Id never go near her, not without my pepper spray

And the voices inside her head

Said break into my house and sleep in my bed

And they also said that shaving the cat was okay

Shes my creepy stalker girl

Im the centre of her whacked out crazy and delusional world

She follows me everywhere

Shes even got a bag with some bits of my hair

Just go away you creepy stalker girl

Ive analyzed your handwriting and Ive got some bad news

Youre manic obsessive with abandonment issues

And you think all our songs are about you

Are about you and youre usually wrong

Except for this song is so about you

You creepy stalker girl

You creepy stalker girl

You creepy stalker girl

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