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NIGHT ON DILDO

(Jessie's note: This song is just groovy.. especially the drinking verse.)

(*spoken* Umm, so this is a song about Newfoundland and we wrote it about the place names and all you have to know is that all the place names in this song are real place names that we found in an atlas, 'cause we can read!)

(*spoken* Yeah, we can read!)

(*spoken* Yeah, literacy!)

Oh Newfoundland, oh Newfoundland,

That island in the sea

I love you oh so very much

I joined the Ministry

To show you people 'round the rock

When tourist season's here

Although in my opinion

It' s a gem throughout the year

Well if you're one for swimming

Don't think it's outta reach

You can go and take a dip

Along Grosswater Beach

I know the name's misleading

That's quite a problem here

Instead let's go to Goobie's

And have ourselves a beer

From Woodie's Point

To Come-By-Chance

To good ol' Ferryland

Come take a look at Gander

Blackhead's mighty grand

Don't let the names deceive you

Newfoundland's mighty fine

So spend a night on Dildo

If you think you've got the time

Well you can go to Blow-Me-Down

Before it gets too dark

(*gasp!*)

Oh sorry ma'am

I should have said,

That's our provincial park

There's also Whippet Harbour

Or maybe Butterpot

Or maybe I'll just hit the pub

I'm feeling like a shot

Well you can sail on Kittybitty

Or look at Joe Batt's Arm

There's Placentea and

There's Cowhead

(*MOOO!*)

They're so full of charm!

Get married down in Killbride

Have a party in Hate Bay

Or have some screech in Fogo

And forget about the day

From Woodie's Point

To Come-By-Chance

To good ol' Ferryland

Come take a look at Gander

Blackhead's mighty grand

Don't let the names deceive you

Newfoundland's mighty fine

So spend a night on Dildo

If you think you've got the time

(*spoken* Okay, the Drinkin' Verse!)

*drunk singing of chorus*

From Woodie's Point

To Come-By-Chance

To good ol' Ferryland

Come take a look at Gander

Blackhead's mighty grand

Don't let the names deceive you

Newfoundland's mighty fine

So spend a night on Dildo

If you think you've got the time

So spend a night on Dildo

If you think you've got the time

So spend a night on Dildo

If you think you've got the time!

COD!

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