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GREAT TO BE A NERD

It's great to be a nerd

It's great to be a nerd

The only light we ever see

Is from our monitor

We argue about comic books

And Internet connections

The biggest highlight of the year

Is the Star Trek Convention

Our town's not big enough

To sign up any stars

But we once met a Red Shirt

Who was phasered by a Borg

It's great to be a nerd

It's great to be a nerd

We wear our Star Trek uniforms

And talk like Captain Kirk

We have our heroes who

We try to emulate

I dream of one day

Being as sexy as Bill Gates

We hate watching sports

Cuz we're reading Carl Sagan

But we'd watch the Olympics

If they played Dungeons and Dragons

It's great to be a nerd

It's great to be a nerd

We think Tolkien ws a genius

And Shakespeare was a turd

We rarely get a date

Or get talked to by a girl

Unless they're having trouble with

Their algebra homework

We're emotionally bereft and

We're sexually frustrated

But we can download photographs

Of Agent Scully naked

It's great to be a nerd

It's great to be a nerd

We know the truth is out there

But we'd have to leave our room

We are the nerds

In your neighbourhood

Polyester's a fashion statement

But there's more room

On the beach for you

Cuz we're locked in our basements

It's great to be a nerd

It's great to be a nerd

We like to wear colours

That do not appear in nature

It's great to be a

poorly dressed, fashionless

Star Trekking, roleplaying

ninety pound when wet down

pasty skinned, pop drinking

underfed genius, yes,

It's great to be a nerd!

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