(Jessie's note: The Ultimate Song for the Stereotypical Male. Fortunately, my own husband is not much like this.)
Baby I wanna tell you
All my hopes and dreams and fears
But I'm watching televsiion,
Could you get me another beer?
There's wrestling and pro football on
I hope you understand..
I must watch it all-
For I am a man.
And a man has needs
And a man has desires
Eternal fires that burn, burn burn
And a man he bleeds
And a man he perspires
'Til the stains show on his shirt
I missed our aniiversary
And the birth of our son
It was beyond my control,
My team was in the playoff run
Oh, baby, baby, baby,
You mean everything to me
But could you move your butt?
You're blocking the TV.
Cuz a man has needs
And a man has desires
Eternal fires that burn, burn, burn
And a man he bleeds
And a man he does tire
Gets sleepy and naps on the couch.
For a man has needs
And a man has desires
Eternal fires that burn, burn, burn
And a man he bleeds
And he shops at Canadian Tire
And he always keeps his coupons
Yes, a man has needs
And a man has desires
Eternal fires that burn, burn, burn
And a man he bleeds
And a man he expires
And he cried when Wayne Gretzky retired
