All towns have a place where decent drivers are not safe
A place where traffic law is touch and go
Where the posted limit does not bind
And half the drivers seem to be blind
And the other half are stupid
Whoa whoa whoa
Well Billy-Bob and Buddy-Sue and little Jimmy-Jerry and Betty-Boo
All know it's dangerous to go
Down on Idiot Road
Down on Idiot Road they drive real fast
They never put their signal on
When they want to pass
They cut you off as they talk on their cell phones
Granny's doing thirty in the passing lane
That tailgater behind you's
Got his bumper on your brain
Where people think that stop means go
Down on Idiot Road
The guy beside you picking his nose
Starts running you off the road
You give him a honk
And he gives you the finger
So you swerve into the passing lane
But that idiot is doing the same
And your turnoff is coming up
Whoa whoa whoa
So a three lane change you try to pull
When some guy on a bicycle
Puts his spandex butt right where you need to go...
Down on Idiot Road
Down on Idiot Road they drive real fast
They never put their signal on
When they want to pass
They cut you off as they talk on their cell phones
Granny's doing thirty in the passing lane
That tailgater behind you's
Got his bumper on your brain
Where people think that stop means go
Down on Idiot Road
