But I'm old enough to be dating your mom
And I did
And she wasn't that bad
But you're grounded if you tell your dad
That you like the way we dance
With rock hard abs and plastic pants
You give us teddy bears
And in return we shave our chest hair
Cuz we're singing in a boy band
The words are stupid
And the music's bland
We'll never see a dime
From selling out to the man
Yeah, we're a boy band
We say we met in church
But we're a product of market research
We sing about SEX
To little girls who
Shouldn't think about sex yet
It's not like they listen
Cuz when we sweat
Our bodies glisten
We like the colour blue
And we're appearing at a mall near you
Cuz we're singing in a boy band
The words are stupid
And the music's bland
No one likes us here
But we're big in Japan
Yeah, we're a boy band
Throw your hands up in the air
And wave 'em around
Like you just don't care
Now bring your hands down from the air
Cuz we're singing in a boy band
The words are stupid
And the music's bland
Another pollutant in the pop wasteland
Yeah, we're a boy band
Yeah, we're a boy band
Yeah, we're a boy band
