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BOY BAND

Girl you think that I'm the bomb

But I'm old enough to be dating your mom

And I did

And she wasn't that bad

But you're grounded if you tell your dad

That you like the way we dance

With rock hard abs and plastic pants

You give us teddy bears

And in return we shave our chest hair

Cuz we're singing in a boy band

The words are stupid

And the music's bland

We'll never see a dime

From selling out to the man

Yeah, we're a boy band

We say we met in church

But we're a product of market research

We sing about SEX

To little girls who

Shouldn't think about sex yet

It's not like they listen

Cuz when we sweat

Our bodies glisten

We like the colour blue

And we're appearing at a mall near you

Cuz we're singing in a boy band

The words are stupid

And the music's bland

No one likes us here

But we're big in Japan

Yeah, we're a boy band

Throw your hands up in the air

And wave 'em around

Like you just don't care

Now bring your hands down from the air

Cuz we're singing in a boy band

The words are stupid

And the music's bland

Another pollutant in the pop wasteland

Yeah, we're a boy band

Yeah, we're a boy band

Yeah, we're a boy band

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