(Jessie's note: This song is brutally realistic. It's about time someone said something like this at a party!)
With stupid hats and plastic plates
The fact that you were able to make
Another trip around the sun.
And the whole clan gathers round
And gifts and laughter do abound
And we let out a cheerful sound
And sing that stupid song.
Now you're one year older!
Your life still isn't over!
You did not accomplish much..
But you didn't die this year,
I guess that's good enough.
So let's drink to your fading health
And hope you don't remind yourself
The chance of finding fame and wealth
Decrease with every year
You wish you had more money!
Your life's so sad it's funny!
It's downhill from now on
Try not to remind yourself
Your best years are all gone
If cryogenics were all free
Then you could live like Walt Disney
And live for all eternity
Inside a block of ice.
Butinstead your time is set
This is the only life you get
And thought it hasn't ended yet
Sometimes you wish it might.
You're starting to get fatter!
What have you done that matters?
How much more can you take?
But your friends are hungry
So just cut the stupid cake.
Happy birthday dear....
Ralph, Skipper, Skippy the Bush Kangeroo... etc.