I’m a shark I’m a shark a killer of the ocean
I’m a shark I’m a shark and silently I strike
I’m a shark I’m a shark I’m dumber than a tree
I only have three thoughts and they are eat swim eat
(He’s a shark he’s a shark)
I was swimming in the ocean
(He’s a shark he’s a shark)
I got picked up by a boat
A team of lonely fisherman sold me to a park
And now my name is Billy I’m a theme park shark
Billy the theme park shark
Performing tricks for tourists
Who have paid five bucks a head
Billy the theme park shark
He looks just like a killer
But he’s too well fed
The sight of blood once put me in a frenzy
Now it means that it’s time to clean the pool
I’m a shark I’m a shark I’m swimming in a pool
I’m a shark I’m a shark I don’t have to fight for food
I get three meals a day and some extra on weekends
And I’m the only shark I know who has dental plan
(Who has a dental plan)
Billy the theme park shark
Jumping at a football that’s suspended overhead
Billy the theme park shark
He looks just like a killer but he’s too well fed
(He’s a shark he’s a shark)
But I’m not in my natural habitat
(He’s fat and old and lazy)
But I’m happier here
I really hope these activists don’t free Billy
‘Cause out there in the wold I’d be dead
Then one day just after a performance
He barfed up a flounder on the owner of the park
Billy the theme park shark
Performing tricks for tourists then throwing up his meal
Billy the theme park shark
Now he’s been replaced by a juggling seal
Billy (Billy) Billy (Billy)
The number one attraction of an aqua petting zoo
Billy (Billy) Billy (Billy)
The poster fish of Tourism Iowa!
