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BILLY THE THEME PARK SHARK

Iím a shark Iím a shark a killer of the ocean

Iím a shark Iím a shark and silently I strike

Iím a shark Iím a shark Iím dumber than a tree

I only have three thoughts and they are eat swim eat

(Heís a shark heís a shark)

I was swimming in the ocean

(Heís a shark heís a shark)

I got picked up by a boat

A team of lonely fisherman sold me to a park

And now my name is Billy Iím a theme park shark

Billy the theme park shark

Performing tricks for tourists

Who have paid five bucks a head

Billy the theme park shark

He looks just like a killer

But heís too well fed

The sight of blood once put me in a frenzy

Now it means that itís time to clean the pool

Iím a shark Iím a shark Iím swimming in a pool

Iím a shark Iím a shark I donít have to fight for food

I get three meals a day and some extra on weekends

And Iím the only shark I know who has dental plan

(Who has a dental plan)

Billy the theme park shark

Jumping at a football thatís suspended overhead

Billy the theme park shark

He looks just like a killer but heís too well fed

(Heís a shark heís a shark)

But Iím not in my natural habitat

(Heís fat and old and lazy)

But Iím happier here

I really hope these activists donít free Billy

ĎCause out there in the wold Iíd be dead

Then one day just after a performance

He barfed up a flounder on the owner of the park

Billy the theme park shark

Performing tricks for tourists then throwing up his meal

Billy the theme park shark

Now heís been replaced by a juggling seal

Billy (Billy) Billy (Billy)

The number one attraction of an aqua petting zoo

Billy (Billy) Billy (Billy)

The poster fish of Tourism Iowa!

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