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BIG FAT ROAD MANAGER

(Jessie's note: This has got to be one of my absolute favourites.. it's just SO catchy. Love the ending.)

Every rock band has this guy

Not many people really know why

He's got a cell-phone and a backstage pass

He's got a big gut and a big fat ass

He's a Big Fat Road Manager

Big Fat Road Manager

Big Fat Road Manager

Big Fat Road Manager.

He plugs in guitars and microphone jacks

Makes sure the system won't feed back

He yells "Check One!" 'till his face turns blue

Don't you wish he could count to two?

He's a Big Fat Road Manager

Big Fat Road Manager

Big Fat Road Manager

Big Fat Road Manager.

The tour hits the road, he spends his day

At an All-You-Can-Eat Buffet

But if he can come to terms

He will manage the Arrogant Worms

He's a Big Fat Road Manager

Big Fat Road Manager

Big Fat Road Manager

Big Fat Road Manager.

You may wonder why the Road Manager's so wide

He's the one who blocks the door

When the tax collector comes by