(*Jessie's note: Okay, so the lyrics are pretty dumb, but it's very very catchy. Once it's in my head I don't get it back out for days.*)
I used to talk about politics, politics, politics
I used to talk about politics
But I don't anymore
I used to talk about Communism, Socialism, Capitalism
I used to talk about all those things
But now I am a dad and all I talk about is
Baby Poo, Baby Poo
All I talk about is Baby Poo
Baby Poo, Baby Poo
All I talk about is Baby Poo
I used to rant about traffic problems
Fender Benders, stupid signs
I used to fear an accident
But now I stay at home and talk about
Baby Poo, Baby Poo
All I talk about is Baby Poo
Baby Poo, Baby Poo
All I talk about is Baby Poo
Sometimes it's all brown and gooey
Sometimes it looks like Dijon Mustard
Sometimes it's like melted crayons
Sometimes it just smells like poo!
I used to talk about philosophy
Kafka, Descartes, Socrates
I used to think metaphysically
But now I think the world revolves around
Baby Poo, Baby Poo
All I talk about is Baby Poo
Baby Poo, Baby Poo
All I talk about is Baby Poo
Sometimes it feels just like stucco
Sometimes it feels like Jell-o pudding
Sometimes it's like avocado
Sometimes she just pees on me
I used to be real interesting
Talking about the issues of the day
But now I call up my MP
And tell her all about my Baby Poo
Baby Poo, Baby Poo
All I talk about is Baby Poo
Baby Poo, Baby Poo
All I talk about is Baby Poo
