(Jessie's note: This is pretty much how I feel come Christmas time. I used to try to get my shopping done early, but I guess I got to be a lazy bum in my old age. Very frantic singing!)
Christmas is almost here
Christmas is almost here
Aaahhhggggrrr!
It's just five days till Christmas
I haven't done a thing
Don't even have a Christmas tree
I am panicking
Most lots are all sold out
I search until the night
I end up with a grubby shrub with a case of blight
Christmas is almost here
Christmas is almost here
Christmas is almost here
Aaahhhggggrrr!
It's four days till Christmas
Still have to decorate
Spend hours in the basement
Until I find the crate
Of lights and bulbs and popcorn strings
Tangled in a knot
Then I spend the day separating what I've got
Christmas is almost here
Christmas is almost here
Christmas is almost here
Aaahhhggggrrr!
It's three days till Christmas
I spent all day writing cards
I started writing letters now I just say "best regards"
I shove 'em in a mailbox and to the mall I go
To get gifts for Jim and Jane and
Tim and Uncle Joe
(and aunt Mavis and Grandma and ....)
Christmas is almost here
Christmas is almost here
Christmas is almost here
Aaahhhggggrrr!
Two days till Christmas
A million things to do
Clean the house
Put on tea, company is due
Where are my in-laws
They should have shown up
I bet they're at the airport
I forgot to pick them up
Christmas is almost here
Christmas is almost here
Christmas is almost here
Christmas is almost here
Aaahhhggggrrr!
Christmas is here
It's finally Christmas
The kids wake me up at five
I fall downstairs a messy haired zombie, half-alive
Spend all day serving company
Then fall down inert
If these are my holidays
I'd rather stay at work
