Final Fantasy

Fighter, Thief, Black Belt, Red Mage, Black Mage, White Mage, Chaos (7)

Final Fantasy II

Frionel, Maria, Guy, Lionheart, Hell Emperor (4)

Final Fantasy III

MKnight, Dragoon, Summoner, Sage, Cloud of Darkness (5)

Final Fantasy IV

Cecil, Kain, Rosa, Rydia, Edge, Yang, Palom, Porom, Tellah, Edward, FuSoYa, Golbez, Giant of Babil, Zemus, Cid, Bahamut, Behemoth (17)

Final Fantasy V

Bartz, Boco, XDeath, Gilgamesh (4)

Final Fantasy VI

Terra, Locke, Edward, Sabin, Banon, Celes, Shadow, Gau, Cyan, Gogo, Umaro, Mog, Setzer, Relm, Strago, Leo, Kefka (final form), Emperor Geshtal, Kappa, Vicks (magitec armor), Wedge (magitec armor), Ultros, Chupon, Tower of Kefka (the final bosses before Kefka), Poltergeist, Doom, Goddess (those three are the magic statues) (26)

Final Fantasy VII

Cloud, Barret, Tifa, Aeris, Cid, Red XIII, Vincent, Cait Sith, Sephiroth, Ultima Weapon, Emerald Weapon, Ruby Weapon (12)

Final Fantasy VIII

Seifer (1)

Final Fantasy IX

Zidane, Steiner, Dagger, Freya, Trance Kuja, Necron, Vivi (7)

Final Fantasy X

Tidus, Yuna, Kimarhi, Lulu, Wakka, Auron, Rikku, Seymour Omnis, Braska’s Final Aeon (Jecht), Sin (10)

Final Fantasy Tactics

Ramza, Delita, T.G. Cid, Altima (4)

Chrono Trigger

Crono, Marle, Lucca, Robo, Frog, Ayla, Magus, Lavos, Dust Tyrano, Queen Zeal (mask and two hands form), Ozzie (11)

Illusion of Gaia

Will, Freedan, Shadow, Dark Gaia (4)

Dragonball / Z / GT

SSJ Gogeta 4, SSJ Gotenks 3, Piccolo, Mystic Gohan, Yamcha, Tien, Chiatzu, Frieza Form 4, Perfect Cell, Nappa, Super Boo, Super Baby, Evil Shenlong, King Kai, Raditz, Metal Cooler, King Cold, #16, #17, #18, #19, #20, Bibidi, Babadi, Dabura, Kui, Zarbon, Dodoria, Dende, Kame, Goku Jr., Vegeta Jr., Garlic Jr., Janemba, Hildegarn (35)

Power Rangers (ALL)

Jason (Red Ranger), Billy (Blue Ranger), Tommy (White Ranger), Kimberly (Pink Ranger), Evil Tommy Clone (Green Ranger), Andross (Red Space Ranger), Lord Zed, Serpent Terra, Goldar, Shogun Megazord w/ Falcon Zord (10)

Barney

Barney (1)

Mr. Rogers’s Neighborhood

Mr. Rogers (1)

Sesame Street

Big Bird, Burt, Ernie (3)

Mario Bros. (ALL

Mario, Luigi, Bowser, Peach, Baby Bowser, Wart, Toad, Yoshi, Wario, Waluigi, Daisy (11)

The Legend of Zelda (ALL)

Link, Zelda, Ganon (Link to the Past version) (3)

Super Heroes / Super Villains

Bat Man, Super Man, Wolverine, Apocalypse, Magneto, Mr. Sinister, Spider Man, Venom, Carnage, Morlun (from Amazing Spider-Man comic a little while back) (10)

Sailor Moon

Eternal Sailor Moon, Super Sailor Mercury, Super Sailor Mars, Super Sailor Jupiter, Super Sailor Venus, Sailor Pluto, Sailor Neptune, Sailor Uranus, Sailor Saturn, Sailor Mini Moon, Sailor Chibi Chibi, Malakyte, Tuxedo Mask, Sailor Galaxia (14)

Street Fighter / Final Fight (ALL)

Ryu, Ken, Akuma, M. Bison, Chun Li, Guile, Vega, Cammy, Zangief, Balrog, Sagat, Cody, Guy, Hagger (13)

Metroid (ALL)

Samus (SNES version), Samus (Fusion), X Samus, giant Metroid seen near the end of Super Metroid, Mother Brain, Ridley, Metroid Prime (7)

Mega Man / X

Mega Man, Proto Man, Dr. Wily, Rush, Bass (fused with Treble), Mega Man X, Zero, Sigma, Vile (X3 armor), Double, Colonel, Iris, General, Bit, Byte, Dr. Doppler (16)

WWE

Hulk Hogan, Ultimate Warrior, HBK, Andre the Giant, Bret Hart, Kane, Triple H, Chris Jericho, Undertaker, Ric Flair, Booker T, Diesel, Goldust, Rob Van Dam, Yokozuna, Razor Ramone, Eric Bischoff, Jerry Lawler, Micheal Cole, Randy Savage, I.R.S., Jake the Snake, Classy Freddie Blassy, X-Pac (24)

Gundam (ALL)

Wing Gundam 0 Custom, Epyon, Burning Gundam, Dark Gundam (final form, the one that Rain piloted), Grand Master Gundam, Master Gundam, Gundam Maxter, Gundam Deathscythe Hell Custom, Rising Gundam, Gundam Heavy Arms Custom, Bolt Gundam, Talgheese, Talgheese 2, Talgheese 3 (14)

Star Wars (Episode 1-6 and novels)

Luke Skywalker, Darth Vader, Darth Maul, Darth Tyranus, Emperor Palpatine, Obi-Wan Kenobi (old), Qui Gon Jin, Yoda, Han Solo, Chewbacca, Mara Jade, Dash Rendar, Lando Calrissian, AT-AT, AT-ST (15)

Breath of Fire 2

Ryu, Katt, Bo, St. Eva (dragon form), Rand, Stan, Barubary (7)

Sonic the Hedgehog (all videogames and comics)

Super Sonic, Mega Tails, Hyper Knuckles, Dr. Robotnic, Perfect Chaos, Super Shadow (the name may be off by a little), Metal Sonic (7)

YuGiOh!

Blue Eyes Ultimate Dragon, Mystic Dragon, Obelisk the Tormenter, Black Skull Dragon, Dark Sage, Gate Guardian, Exodia (7)

Phantasy Star Collection (Sega Saturn)

Alys, Rolf, Chaz, Wren (PSIV), Dark Force (final form PSIV), Mother Brain, Zio, Rune, Rika, Nei, Neifirst (11)

The Simpsons

Homer, Bart, Lisa, Marge, Maggie, Grandpa, Mcbain, Krusty, Sideshow Bob, Sea Captain, Mrs. Krabapple, Super Intendent Chalmers, Dr. Hibbert, Ned Flanders, Mod Flanders, Mr. Burns, Mr. Smithers, Willy, Dr. Nick, Nelson, Principle Skinner, Rod, Todd, God, The Devil (25)

Metal Gear (ALL)

Solid Snake, Liquid Snake, Solidus Snake, Big Boss, Raiden, Cyborg Ninja, Revolver Ocelot, Vulcan Raven, Psycho Mantis, Decoy Octopus, Sniper Wolf, Vamp, Fatman, Fortune, Metal Gear Rex, Metal Gear Ray, Arsenal Gear, Ninja (Olga) (18)

Lunar: Silver Star / Story Complete

Dragonmaster Alex, Kyle, Jessica, Nash, Mia, Ghaleon (PS version), Demon Ghaleon (Sega CD only), Xenobia, Dyne, Evil Althena (10)

Xenosaga

Shion, KOS-MOS, Ziggy, chaos, MOMO, Jr., Albedo, AG-05, Sophie Peithos (final boss) (9)

Kingdom Hearts

Sora, Donald, Goofy, Riku (the one that Sora fights alone at Hollow Bastion), Dark Side, Ice Titan, Ansem (the giant demon form before any of the parts were killed) (7)

-------------------------------------------400 fighters! Ready….. GO!

Seifer and Micheal Cole dropped dead because they hated themselves so much that they willed themselves out of existence.

The Devil’s energies surged through Mr. Burns. From Mr. Burn’s psyche came an enormous blaze that lit up the multi-story high tech city battle area. The blaze immediately burnt up MOMO, Principle Skinner, Donald, Goofy, and Mia, who were too close to Mr. Burns.

Rydia, Rosa, Celes, and Terra in Esper form immediately began casting tons of spells to put out the fire. Mr. Burns summoned the Ice Titan from the snowy mountains to the east to kill them. Terra flew to its face and put it under her power. The Ice Titan shot out an enormous sheet of ice that came down on the entire city, dealing massive damage but putting out the fire. Dark Side, Nash, Fatman, Sea Captain, Black Belt, Katt, Bo, Goldust, Dende, Palom, Porom, Maggie, Marge, Jake the Snake, and AT-ST. Collapsing bridges killed Bartz, Edward, Strago, Relm, Nelson, Randy Savage, and Iris.

A collapsing bridge nearly crushed FOX-HOUND as well, but Psycho Mantis froze the rubble in mid-air and tossed it aside. A bullet was placed in him a moment later by Solid Snake.

Solid Snake ran out of sight, and FOX-HOUND followed. In just a few short seconds, they found him standing over Shion’s corpse.

Snake was surprised to see FOX-HOUND right infront of him, to Liquid’s surprise. He could tell Snake didn’t know how they’d found him so fast and realized he couldn’t have killed Mantis. It was Decoy Octopus. Out of fairness, Liquid called FOX-HOUND off of Snake and told them to go after Octopus, who looks like Snake. Liquid stayed behind and took out a gun. Solid and Liquid immediately took cover behind bridge rubble. Both of them popped up from time to time to fire a shot or two, but they weren’t actually making any progress against each other. Suddenly, Raiden’s body went flying past the area between the rubble that Liquid and Solid were taking cover behind. A moment later, Solidus dashed past. Snake yelled at Liquid asking if he’d like to call a temporary truce to kill Solidus and finish Raiden. He agreed. They both came out from behind the rubble and ran after Solidus, who had a tentacle reared and ready to grasp Raiden’s neck. As Liquid fired a shot, Solidus dashed out of the way and swung his tentacle. It hit Liquid in the head knocking him out. Snake immediately fired at Solidus, but he kept dashing from side to side to avoid the bullets. He knew it was futile to try and take him down with bullets. Snake was just a diversion, as he ran out of bullets pretty quickly. Solidus dashed forward while firing glowing missiles. Snake jumped and rolled to avoid them, but Solidus caught him by the neck with a tentacle anyway. It made no difference since a bullet struck Solidus in the head, killing him instantly.

Snake dropped to the ground after being released from the tentacle’s iron grip. Liquid was up with his gun out, but its aim had changed to Snake. As Liquid gave his good byes to Snake, Raiden jumped up. He swung the High Frequency Blade, but Liquid just barely avoided the swing. Then he fired several shots, hitting Raiden in the neck, jaw, and upper pectoral. The neck shot was enough, as Raiden dropped to the ground with a fountain of blood forming from the wound.

Liquid couldn’t find Snake. He was gone. Liquid was disappointed, but he hadn’t lost his patience. He picked up the High Frequency Blade from the ground and equipped Raiden’s holster for it. He placed the blade away and began searching for Snake again. Elsewhere in the city, Dragonmaster Alex summoned all four dragons to attack Demon Ghaleon. Althena intervened and destroyed all the dragons. Kyle lunged at Ghaleon from behind. The demon swiftly moved out of the way and sent his hand straight through Kyle’s stomach. There was no chance for his survival.

As Ghaleon took his hand out of Kyle’s stomach, Jessica pounded him in the back of the head as hard she possibly could with a hammer, nearly knocking him out. Althena discharged a single bolt of lightning that vaporized Jessica.

Xenobia and the human Ghaleon suddenly emerged. He used Rock N’ Roll to crush Demon Ghaleon with boulders. Xenobia summoned a large energy bomb to finish him, but Althena struck her down with another bolt of lightning.

Ghaleon shouted to Althena that he was the one that she desired, not the demon, and he was doing a good job of it. Demon Ghaleon erupted out of the boulders shortly after with such force that the buildings around them lost their integrity and collapsed. They were small buildings with no bridges though and only killed Rand, Stan, and Dr. Hibbert.

Dragonmaster Alex began playing his flute to try and make Althena remember that she’s Luna. If he couldn’t turn her back into Luna, then she would end up killing everyone. Ghaleon didn’t think that, though, and ordered Althena to kill him. She was confused now and couldn’t decide what to do. Demon Ghaleon helped by coming up from behind and tearing off Ghaleon’s head.

Alex’s music began to make Althena remember. She hovered down to the ground and just listened intently. Demon Ghaleon began making his way toward them, but Dyne hacked him up into several pieces.

Althena remembered everything now. She was Luna. Alex was happy, but Dyne was happy in a sadistic way. He swung his sword once, cutting her in half.

Alex screamed with rage and summoned all four dragons to attack Dyne. They stopped mid-way, though, since Dyne used to command them. Alex ordered them to kill him anyway. As they were about to, Serpent Terra fired an enormous beam out of its mouth that annihilated the area Alex and Dyne were in, killing them both.

The Power Rangers knew that Zed must be controlling Serpent Terra, so they needed to stop it. Jason, Billy, Kimberly, and Tommy hopped in the Shogun Megazord w/ the Falcon zord and began blasting away at it. However, Serpent Terra was ridiculously larger than the Shogun Megazord, so it did very little to help. Mother Brain, who took control of Dr. Robotnic and the giant machine he was riding in, sent it at Serpent Terra’s mouth so that it could blow up inside its mouth, which would in turn blow up Serpent Terra’s head, destroying it. The piece of crap that Dr. Robotnic was flying in had engine trouble and blew up before any of that could happen.

Rolf and Chaz used Megid on Mother Brain, blowing it apart.

Kefka, Albedo, and Sephiroth appeared above the city. They had all joined forces since they were all enormously powerful and utterly insane. In one enormous surge of energy, the whole half of the city not yet mentioned was annihilated. Everyone in Illusion of Gaia, Final Fantasy III, Final Fantasy Tactics, and YuGiOh! (except Exodia) was killed!

Terra sicked the Ice Titan on the group. Sephiroth cast Flare and blew its head off. The body crashed into the annihilated half of the city and shattered.

The destruction of the Ice Titan was the last quake necessary. That vibration caused the Giant of Babil to emerge from the underground. Its ring of explosions attack devastated what was left of the elevated city, killing Revolver Ocelot, Rydia, Rosa, Cid, Boko, Gogo, Kappa, Umaro, Edgar, Marle, and Lucca.

On the highest building tops, some great battles were going on. Sora clashed swords with Riku valiantly. Riku was sure he would win since he was the true master of the Keyblade to begin with. Sora knew he would win because he was using light. Crono and Frog intervened and used the X Slash to cut Riku into four pieces.

Crono and Frog were about to do the same to Sora, but he tripped and fell. It was a good ten seconds before he hit the ground and smashed his skull into fifty pieces.

Magus used Dark Matter to blow the roof top that Crono and Frog were on apart. Frog dropped to his death, but Crono managed to hop to another roof top.

Magus flew after Crono, but along the way he casually tore Nei and Neifirst in half with his scythe.

Magus cast Dark Matter again, but this time Crono countered with Luminare. The light overcame the shadows and obliterated Magus.

Queen Zeal clapped her heads, crushing Crono’s body in the process.

Dust Tyrano, after taking a rather enormous elevator, appeared on the roof top of a building just behind Zeal. He let out a burst of fire that toasted her.

Terra cast Flare to destroy the foundation of the building Dust Tyrano was in sending it dropping to its death.

Evil Shenlong appeared along side Kefka, Albedo, and Sephiroth above the city. They immediately flew off because they knew not even they could defeat it. The monster began summoning energy for a blast that would finish off the city, and everyone down there knew it, so everyone remaining in the area evacuated. Terra, Celes, FOX-HOUND, Liquid and Solid Snake, Rolf, Chaz, Serpent Terra, and the Shogun Megazord w/ Power Rangers inside made their way out to an enormously long and wide bridge with a river as deep and wide as the Grand Canyon below. Mr. Burns stayed behind. The Devil was feeding him more energy to kill Evil Shenlong with, but he couldn’t feed Mr. Burns energy fast enough. Evil Shenlong’s blast rocketed down, but Mr. Burns refused to die. He used the power summoned so far to form a barrier. While the city was destroyed, Mr. Burns was completely unharmed. Evil Shenlong flew away. Mr. Burns said, “Excellent.” To his surprise he heard a response. “Hidily ho, spawn of Satan!” Ned Flanders, being channeled power by God, unleashed a gushing golden radiance. Mr. Burns’s barrier was too weak to block any of its power, and he died in the light.

As Satan went off to find someone new to power/possess, God grabbed him by the ear and scolded him. Then they both disappeared never to be seen again. Ned Flanders waved to the sky and walked away whistling. Some rubble crushed him.

Far away in the snowy mountains that the Ice Titan came from, Robo and Ayla held up a doll. It disappeared, and Crono appeared revived. Apparently they were at Death Mountain! Crono thanked his friends; then he cut them up and started walking the whole way back to the battle.

Ryu fired a firy Ryuken at Ken, who was already standing too close to the side of the bridge. He jumped over it to meet and Ryu’s foot in mid-air. Ken was knocked back, and he had to grip the side of the bridge with his hands to stop himself from dropping straight into the river, never to be seen again. Ryu summoned energy for a Ryuken that would finish his friend. Some laughter was suddenly heard that pierced Ryu’s ears, and the power he was summoning immediately left him. He turned around and saw Akuma, who was immediately kicked in the face by Yamcha and sent flying. The demon sprung to his feet and used Hell Murder. Yamcha flew up to avoid it, and Ryu jumped out of the way. Ken didn’t have to worry about it since he was already just hanging on to the bridge, but he immediately jumped up afterward. Tien used Solar Flare, blinding all the fighters except Ken, who was facing the direction Tien was. Ken immediately took advantage of the situation by using a Dragon Punch that launched Ryu into the air. He landed in the river, and needless to say, he never got out of it.

Tien lowered himself to the bridge and decked Yamcha in the stomach. While his fist was still in it, and discharged a ton of energy that sent a blast straight through his body. Yamcha’s corpse dropped to the ground with a big hole in it.

Akuma suddenly gritted his teeth and used another Hell Murder. It hit Tien head on and set his entire body ablaze. Tien screamed and flew down to the river. Ken sent a Hurricane Kick Akuma’s way, but he simply used Hell Murder again to send him flying away on fire. Ken was flattened on the bridge and in flames. He figured it was over, but a miracle appeared in the form of Yoda. He simply waved his hand, and the flames were gone. Ken was in perfect form, and he jumped to his feet. Tien, although severly burned, also returned to the bridge. Akuma fired two quick Ryukens at Ken, which he jumped over and used a Hurricane Kick. Akuma ducked and watched Ken strike Tien hard. He immediately got up and went to perform a Hell Murder that would most likely be able to finish them both, but he was suddenly blown aside, and now he was hanging on to the bridge for dear life. It was Yoda’s doing. On this bridge, it would be quite easy for him to kill anyone that couldn’t fly like Tien. Actually, it would be quite easy for him to kill anyone anywhere with his large mastery of the force. Tien recovered from the accidental strike and began pelting Ken with small blasts for revenge. Although he could block them, Ken couldn’t find any way to avoid them. He didn’t need to. Yoda took control of Tien’s blasts and sent them straight at his face, damaging and blinding him at the same time. Ken immediately ran over and performed a Dragon Punch. It broke his neck, and Tien’s body dropped the whole way down into the river.

Akuma was furious now. He set himself ablaze and walked toward Yoda slowly. Try as he might, Yoda could no longer simply toss him aside. Instead, he tossed Ken straight at him. Akuma didn’t even budge. Ken simply crashed right into him and got set on fire. Akuma walked over him and continued toward Yoda. The murderous green alien healed Ken and ordered him to strike him from behind while he had the chance. Ken had no other choice and summoned energy for a very powerful Ryuken. Yoda screamed at him to charge any faster because they probably wouldn’t have another chance to finish him. Akuma’s power suddenly came to a head. Enormous fire erupted out of him, and the area of the bridge around him collapsed. Ken and Yoda barely avoided dropping. Akuma was hovering on fire, and he had become Super Akuma. Ken immediately discharged his supped up Ryuken, but it was too late. It disappeared in the fire. Super Akuma used Hell Murder, immediately killing Yoda.

Ken considered himself screwed. For starters, he was on the wrong side of the bridge. There was no one behind him a large dead city was the only sight to see. In front of him was a super charged demon. Out of no where, Raditz and Nappa started firing large random blasts at Super Akuma. It finally put out the enormous barrier of fire, but Akuma was unharmed. Ken just darted off towards the dead city figuring he’d rather be bored out of his mind than dead. He heard the sound of cracked skulls as he ran, the skulls of Raditz and Nappa, to be precise.

Ken turned his head to see what had happened for himself (but he was still running, naturally). He didn’t see Akuma anymore. He immediately turned his head figuring the usual would happen: Akuma would suddenly appear right in front of him. Actually, Akuma didn’t pop up right in front of him, and Ken just kept running! Elsewhere on the bridge, Chaos used CRACK to kill everyone remaining in FFI.

Hell Emperor was about to do something, but then Frionel struck him with two Blood Swords and made him drop dead instantly.

Cecil used Dark to hurt Frionel, Maria, Guy, and Lionheart a good bit, but he took some damage too. Maria cast Ultima16 on everyone remaining in FFIV. Tellah cast wall on everyone to send it back at the FFII cast, killing them all.

Gilgamesh tripped and dropped to his death.

Shogun Megazord w/ Falcon Zord was standing at the other end of the bridge. It unloaded all of its missiles on the bridge, completely annihilating the foundation. While some escaped to the other side, many did not. Rolf, Chaz, Yang, Dr. Nick, Rod, Todd, and Vulcan Raven all dropped to their death.

AG-05 discharged about 6000 bullets on the head of the Shogun Megazord. It exploded, and the Rangers inside were killed.

FuSoYa and Golbez combined their power to create W. Meteo. They used it on Zemus, but it was futile, so they used it on Kui, Dodoria, and Zarbon instead, killing them all.

Zemus fired an enormous blazing beam that annihilated Golbez and FuSoYa.

Cecil picked up the Crystal from where Golbez was as Edge swiped Dark Matter from Zemus. Cecil used the Crystal on Zemus to reveal his true form, Zeromus. It used Big Bang on everyone, but the Dark Matter lessened the blow. Cecil transformed into a Paladin and took out Excalibur. Edge took out Masamune and Murasame. Kain just jumped high into the air. Cecil and Edge struck Zeromus at the same time. Kain immediately came down and struck it with his spear afterward. Tellah cast Meteo. Zeromus was hurt but not finished. As it was about to strike back, Chaos walked up and used CRACK again to kill it instantly.

The FFIV party wasn’t scared. Chaos only had 2000 HP! Tellah was about to use another Meteo, but he didn’t have the MP for it! Chaos cast Lit3 and turned Tellah into dust.

Cecil and Edge struck Chaos at the same time doing thousands of damage. It roared intensely since it was dying. XDeath showed up and put the beast on life support just long enough so that it could use CRACK one more time, but instead of using it on the FFIV party, it used it on XDeath! It blew up instantly!

Chaos proceeded to steal XDeath’s power. He now had 51,001 HP! Cecil, Kain, and Edge ran away as fast as humanly possible. By now, the survivors of the bridge had moved on to the next battle area, a big field…. that’s in the middle of a snowstorm! SSJ Gogeta 4 summoned energy for the Big Bang Kamehameha. Then he just thought screw it and threw a single energy bomb into the clouds. They were blown apart, and now it was just a regular field covered in snow. However, something terrifying and unexpected happened! Mr. Rogers dropped out of the sky! He landed on Gogeta, who was still in the air, and tore his head off! Then he ATE it!

Mr. Rogers dropped to the ground. Having lost twice despite his murderous psychotic nature (which had been caused by all those stupid kids watching PBS combined with the telethons that play every other day on that channel), he was even more enraged. With lightning speed, and he leapt onto Chaos and tore his lungs out of his chest! Then he ATE them and cut its heart in half with a cleaver!

Cyan and Leo were standing straight across from Cloud and Zidane. Leo used Shock on Zidane to deal large damage quickly. Zidane summoned energy and became Trance Zidane! He used Grand Lethal to deal huge damage to both Cyan and Leo. Cyan cast Cure 3 on Leo and himself (nearly anyone in FFIII can cast any magic if you take the time to let ‘em learn it). Then he used Quadra Slice to deal big damage to both Cloud and Zidane. Zidane was on the very of death, but still very strong. He used Grand Lethal again, and both Cyan and Leo were weakened further. Zidane ran out of power afterward. Cloud cast Cure 3 (the same goes for him and materia) on Zidane to help him out. Leo used Shock on Cloud dealing large damage, which caused Cloud to Limit Break. He used Omnislash to nearly kill Cyan and Leo back. Rather than heal, Cyan immediately retaliated with Cleave, which did enormous damage to Cloud. Leo used Shock to finish Cloud!

Trance Kuja suddenly popped up on the scene and used Flare, instantly killing Cyan and Leo because they were already damaged, and Zidane was nearly dead.

Vivi cast Ultima on Trance Kuja to bring him back from Zidane. Dagger cast Cure 3 to heal Zidane. Freya used Jump to deal more damage to Trance Kuja. Steiner used Shock to deal more big damage. Trance Kuja just used Flare two more times to kill all of them.

Necron slapped Trance Kuja in the back of the head killing him instantly.

Wedge and Vicks kept blasting Bolt Beams at each other using the magitec armor. Eventually, they both just exploded.

A wrestling ring instantly came into existence. All the wrestlers got in the ring, and then a moat filled with lava around it! X-Pac used his karate to break 80 of Eric Bischoff’s bones before kicking his head off.

Hulk Hogan gave a Big Boot to X-Pac knocking into the lava. He didn’t get out of it.

Yokozuna jumped off the top rope and landed on Jerry Lawler. Jerry Lawler stopped moving afterward.

Undertaker grasped Kane by the throat. As he was about to give him a Chokeslam, I.R.S. hit him with his brief case. Undertaker let go of Kane and fell forward, but he immediately whipped around afterward and grasped I.R.S. by the throat. Kane was going to stop him, but Andre the Giant picked him up with one hand and threw him into the lava.

Diesel ran up from behind and gave Undertaker a Big Boot to the back of the head. He fell forward, and I.R.S. smacked him in the face with the brief case again. Then he took his glasses off and jammed them into Undertaker’s eyes. He became blind and was bleeding all over the place. I.R.S. spit in his face just because he could. Diesel picked him up from the ground and threw him into the lava.

Chris Jericho put Triple H in the Walls of Jericho. Bret Hart put HBK in the Sharpshooter. Ric Flair put Booker T in the Figure Four Leg Lock. During all those submissions, Blassy punched Chris Jericho and Triple H in the head continuously with brass knuckles ‘til they both died in the submission.

Yokozuna jumped off the top ropes and landed on top of Ric Flair and Booker T. They stopped moving.

Bret Hart broke HBK’s legs, eliminating the chance of Sweet Chin Music. It’s too bad the Ultimate Warrior tore Bret Hart off him and hurled him into the lava.

Razor Ramone dragged HBK’s battered body out of the ring and into the lava.

Razor Ramone forgot that by dragging HBK’s body out of the ring that he was also in the lava because he was high. He burnt up.

RVD gently tapped Diesel’s leg with his foot. This caused him to be horribly injured (which isn’t far from what would happen in real life :P), and he fell over. RVD just rolled him out of the ring and into the lava.

Blassy was about to punch RVD with the brass knuckles, but I.R.S. blocked it with his brief case. Then he smacked Blassy in the head with it knocking him out cold. Yokozuna picked him up and threw him into the lava.

Hulk Hogan ran up out of no where and gave the Big Boot to Yokozuna, who was still near the ropes. He flipped over them and dropped to firy doom.

RVD gave I.R.S. a lightning fast kick to the face, knocking him down. Then he ran to the top ropes and gave him the Five Star Frog Splash. Immediately afterward, Andre the Giant picked RVD up and threw him into the next time zone with one hand. He landed, ironically, in a pool of lava.

The Ultimate Warrior started punching Hogan. With a mighty punch, he knocked him down. Then he ran off the ropes and gave him the fearsome Body Splash! Ultimate Warrior then picked Hogan up to Military Press him, but Hogan broke away! He began hulking up! (which means he began shaking his fists and his whole body in general while stomping around the ring in circles) Hogan gave the Ultimate Warrior three punches. Then he sent him into the ropes. Once he bounced off of them, Hogan gave him the Big Boot! He was going to deliver the final blow with the Leg Drop, but the Ultimate Warrior rolled out of the way! (which was the way Ultimate Warrior was able to beat Hogan at Wrestlemania…. Unfortunately, I think that’s how they let the damn Rock win too) It made no difference, though, since I.R.S. took a knife out of the brief case and slit Ultimate Warrior’s throat with it. NOOOO!!!

It was down to Hulk Hogan, Andre the Giant, and I.R.S. (who has a knife). I.R.S. ran at Hogan with the knife, but he tripped and fell! In that instant, Andre rushed over to Hogan and motioned to clothesline him, but Hogan ducked and avoided it! Andre couldn’t stop himself in mid-run and fell over the ropes…. and straight into the lava! NOOOOOO!!!!!!

I.R.S. immediately picked up his knife and jammed it into Hogan’s right thigh. He cried out in pain and fell over. I.R.S. proceeded to get up. He picked up a small shard of glasses from his broken glasses. As he was about to send into Hogan’s eyes, he sprung to his feet! He took the knife out of his leg and threw it into the lava. Then he began SUPER Hulking up! (I would think that being stabbed would make him stronger, wouldn’t you?) Hulk Hogan gave I.R.S. a HUGE clothesline!.... which tore his chest, head, and shoulders off of his body! The upper half crashed into the lava, and the bottom half just dropped to the ground. I.R.S. was dead! NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

The awesome new power was too much for Hulk Hogan to control. He fell over and died! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! The wrestling ring disappeared, and the lava moat disappeared. Satan could be heard laughing. Immediately afterward, God could be heard telling him to shut up.

The AT-AT stepped on Lando Calrissian, Dash Rendar, and Mara Jade.

The Emperor sent electricity through the head of the AT-AT ‘til it finally just blew off.

Darth Vader came up from behind and tore off the Emperor’s head with his lightsaber.

Han Solo shot Chewbacca in the body five times. Before going down, though, he took out Han’s head with a single swipe of his hand. They both died.

Qui Gon Jin asked how Obi-Wan got older than him. He just shrugged. Then they just began saber clashing. Darth Vader and Darth Maul started saber clashing. Luke and Darth Tyranus also started saber clashing since they were the only ones left. Qui Gon got bored and pushed Obi-Wan over, breaking his hip. Qui Gon finished him with a quick saber thrust.

Darth Vader eventually sent his blade straight into Maul, killing him soon afterward (for the record, a Star Wars comic was made where Vader battled a reanimated version of Maul of sorts. Vader wins, and when Maul asks what he could possibly hate more than he did, Vader responds by saying, “myself.” Neat, huh?)

Darth Vader swung his saber once and tore Qui Gon in half. Then he swung again to tear him into four pieces. Qui Gon didn’t survive after that.

Luke got bored with Tyranus and pushed him. Then he picked up a really big rock. As Tyranus got up, he threw it at him. It caused Tyranus to have a concussion, and he didn’t survive.

Rather than fight, Luke and Darth Vader put their sabers away. They gave each other a hug and made up. Then they went to a coffee shop that was conveniently five feet away and entered. Elsewhere, Sniper Wolf finally managed to find Decoy Octopus. How did she know? Because s/he looked like Sniper Wolf! Octopus was resting against a large clump of snow, so s/he was quite easy to pick off with just one bullet…

Metal Gear Rex fired its mouth laser at Metal Gear Ray. It dealt large damage to its right leg. Metal Gear Ray fired its own mouth beam at Rex, but it did very little because unlike itself, Rex had much stronger armor and could only take could good damage when struck in the mouth. Instead of doing that, Ray flew a good distance away from it and dropped its entire payload on Rex. Not only was Rex was destroyed, but also St. Eva, Ryu (BoFII), Ultros, Chupon, Gau, Dr. Wily, Bit, Byte, and Ziggy!

Super Sonic spin dashed and blew up Metal Sonic instantly.

Suddenly, the snow filled area began to quake! Not just one, but FOUR enormous beasts (the term beast being used loosely) sprung forth! Perfect Chaos, Lavos, the Giant of Babil, and the Tower of Kefka emerged! The terrain had changed. There were now large open gaps that you could fall to your death in, and all the snow had immediately dried up due to the presence of Perfect Chaos. It was more a barren wasteland now. Rains of destruction came from Lavos killing Mr. Smithers, Willy, Zio, Rika, Double, Vega, and Cammy!

Kefka, Sephiroth, and Albedo all flew to the Tower of Kefka. While Sephiroth and Albedo sat back and relaxed, Kefka shot out enormous beams of death from the top! They obliterated Banon, Ultima Weapon, Ozzie, Gundam Maxter, Rising Gundam, Mr. Sinister, Ganon, and Rikku!

Super Sonic was gonna go after Perfect Chaos, but Super Shadow intervened. While the two of them were locked in combat, Mega Tails and Hyper Knuckles teamed up to bring down Perfect Chaos. Tails flew Knuckles high into the air, and then he threw him! Knuckles went into glide mode to reach Perfect Chaos’s head. Then he delivered a mighty punch! It sent the beast backward, and Knuckles began to drop quickly. Tails managed to catch him before he hit the ground, though. Perfect Chaos’s rage caused eradic flooding to occur. It quickly filled the large gaps, and it began to storm. Small typhoons began to form. Wakka, Toad, Chun-Li, Sideshow Bob, Mod Flanders, Balrog, Sagat, Andross, and Sniper Wolf were swept away and dropped into the flooded abyss! They all drowned.

Everyone left in the area could tell they were doomed if they stuck around. It was impossible to avoid the constant assaults of the four monsters that had emerged from the ground from such close range. They all headed for the beach and the ocean! As they ran, something enormous emerged from the ocean…. Arsenal Gear! TWENTY-FIVE Metal Gear Rays flew out to protect it! They immediately combined mouth beams to blow up the other Metal Gear Ray!

KOS-MOS, who had really just been hanging out during the whole fight, used the ENORMOUS gun thing that got downloaded to her in Xenosaga to fire a gigantic blast at Arsenal Gear. The twenty five Metal Gear Rays and Arsenal Gear were completely annihilated!

As the enormous tidal waves caused by the explosion were about to hit them, they all halted! Who could POSSIBLY have had the power to do that? Why, Barney of course! He had been driven as mad as Mr. Rogers! After calming the water, Barney bit off KOS-MOS’s head!

Sephiroth could see Aeris way down below staring up at the tower. Naturally, he flew all the way down and stabbed her to death. Then he casually flew back up and kept relaxing.

Perfect Cell absorbed all the DBZ androids to become Mega Super Ultimate Perfect Cell!

MSUP Cell unleashed the ULTIMATELY SUPER POWERED DEATH BEAM OF DEATH at everyone in DB/Z/GT! Evil Shenlong countered with a single enormous beam. MSUP Cell was wiped out of existence.

Goku Jr. and Vegeta Jr. were beat to death by King Kai.

Frieza choked Chiatzu with his tail ‘til his head popped off.

Burt and Ernie emerged with baseball bats. Big Bird met them with his pistol. He shot Burt in the head, killing him instantly.

Ernie smacked Big Bird in the head as hard as he could with his baseball bat continuously. Suddenly, Barney ran up and bit the heads off of both of them at the same time.

Sophie Peithos met Ansem. Sophie Peithos used its ultimate attack, Dark Omen to deal RIDICULOUS damage to Ansem, which killed it immediately.

AG-05 (equipped with Guard Recovery) went head to head with Sophie Peithos for several rounds of combat, defending one turn and attacking with W-ACT the next. Every time he would block, he would regain a large amount of HP, usually as much as Sophie Peithos dished out with Dark Omen. Eventually, AG-05 just killed it with W-ACT! (Hey, that was my strategy for beating Xenosaga once that thing started using Dark Omen every round! :P)

chaos used his strange heavenly power to blow AG-05 apart instantly.

Cyborg Ninja killed the Olga Ninja. Why? ‘Cause Grey Fox is cooler.

Mega Tails and Hyper Knuckles had stayed behind to finish Perfect Chaos. Super Sonic and Super Shadow had stayed behind because they hadn’t realized anything had changed. They kept charging at each other, but they were equal in strength and got no where. Then they traded punches, but they were still equal. Sonic had decided that he would have to use the environment to help beat him. Shadow had the idea of putting one of Sonic’s friends in harm’s way to cause a diversion that would break his concentration. Slightly to the north, Mega Tails tossed Hyper Knuckles away again. This time, Knuckles messed up his balance during his glide and was knocked away due to the force of the winds in the area. He was hurled into a small cyclone and damaged severely. By the time he finally got out, he was nearly depleted of his hyper energy and too dizzy to be able to do much of anything. Shadow was pleased by this, as now he didn’t have to do much of anything except stop Tails from being able to help him up. He launched back into the air and blazed toward Tails a red blur. Sonic chased after him. Mega Tails, deciding that he was just as strong as Shadow, stood his ground and reared back his little fist of fury ready to fight. Of course, Shadow had already reached and struck Tails very hard before he even had time to react. He was knocked away and landed behind Perfect Chaos, narrowly missing other small cyclones. Super Shadow mocked Super Sonic now. He asked him what he would do now. Suddenly, Perfect Chaos fired a laser from its mouth striking Super Shadow head on. It launched him into the same cyclone Knuckles was trapped in, but he took even larger damage than Knuckles because he already had to deal with nearly being fried by a giant beam. Sonic instinctively raced to Knuckles now, now that Shadow was no longer a threat. He picked up Knuckles and dashed away to safer land. He put him down just as Hyper Knuckles became Knuckles again. He was unconscious. Not one to miss out on a good opportunity, Super Sonic brought Knuckles back into the flood zone and held his face under for a good twenty seconds. The threat of Knuckles was gone for good after that.

Super Sonic suddenly felt a searing pain in his side. Super Shadow had used all the power he had left to launch himself just in the general of area of Sonic. The result was taking a small chunk of Sonic’s body out of him, and he fell over in enormous pain. His super form had worn off. Shadow’s had worn out as well, but he had no power left at all. As Perfect Chaos readied itself for a beam that would finish them both, Mega Tails finally took flight again. The moment he realized Sonic was about to get killed, he flew straight up to the monster’s face. Tails was determined to prove that he could be as strong as any of his friends. A golden aura surrounded Tails, and he assumed the shape of a torpedo. Then, like a torpedo, he launched himself directly at Perfect Chaos’s head. It sent the beast’s head far backward, nearly tearing it away from its body. While it was immobilized, Sonic got up and began making his way out of the flood. Shadow immediately followed. He may have been out of power, but he still had the will to finish Sonic. Perfect Chaos was losing his power, and it wanted to finish the battle quickly. It dropped its whole body into the flood disappearing. Tails immediately took back to the air ready to make himself into another torpedo. Sonic speeded up knowing that this was his best chance to get out. Shadow stopped. He saw a large rock that had managed not to get gushed away. He shrugged and picked it up. Then he chucked it at Sonic’s head, nailing him. He fell forward and stopped moving. A red tint emerged over him in the flood. Shadow smiled. He assumed Sonic was dead, but he wasn’t completely. Shadow turned away and tried to make his way out, but Perfect Chaos suddenly emerged right in front of him! Sonic forced his head out of the water but could do little else. He was bleeding to death and so light headed that he couldn’t feel the enormous pain he was in. Shadow was just in shear terror. He couldn’t think of any way to get around Perfect Chaos before it killed him. Naturally, he managed to think of one eventually anyway. He waved and yelled to Tails while pointing to Sonic. Tails immediately became a torpedo and attacked Perfect Chaos again. This time, Perfect Chaos had already prepared a beam in its mouth. The moment its mouth opened (less than a second before Tails would strike) the beam rushed out and fried Tails. He lost his mega form and dropped all the way down into the flood. He hit the ground face first, landing on the rock that was used to nearly kill Sonic. Tails died when the rock penetrated his brain.

Shadow had only managed to get half way around Perfect Chaos, and he was moving as fast as he possibly could. He just hoped that it would focus on killing Sonic before it even noticed himself. It made no difference, as a small cyclone Shadow hadn’t even noticed swept him up a moment later, killing him just a little while later.

Sonic was utterly powerless and running out of blood. There was no way he could finish Perfect Chaos now….. so he didn’t. A single laser fried him, and he was gone!

Kefka flew up to Perfect Chaos’s head and cast Flare. The head of the beast exploded, and the body dropped back into the flood in one big splash. The cyclones, the flooding, and the horrible weather in general stopped, and Perfect Chaos was dead.

Luke and Darth Vader left the coffee shop, which was now mysteriously placed at the beach. They took off in a star destroyer and went home to see Leia, never to be seen again.

Solid Snake and Liquid Snake had both found fully loaded AK47s somewhere with several extra clips included….. umm, how about at a local Wal-Mart? Anyway, they had both taken cover behind conveniently placed brick walls popping out occasionally to fire a few bullets. Out of no where, the Ninja popped up behind Solid Snake. He swung his blade decisively, but before the attack could connect, a bullet struck him in the head, followed by twenty others placed perfectly in his head. The Ninja dropped dead!

Solid Snake turned around to see Big Boss! He tossed his old gun aside and took out a weapon Snake had never seen before, but he presumed it was a supped up machine gun. Liquid Snake was seeing him now too. Ignoring Solid Snake, he ran out in a blind rage and opened fire on his father. Big Boss immediately leapt into a roll while firing at Liquid, and he literally had to fall backward to avoid his bullets. Big Boss ended his roll in kneeling position and fired several more bullets, this time at Solid Snake. He jumped to the side to avoid them and leapt to his feet with his AK47 pointed straight at Big Boss. He fired several shots, all of which Big Boss avoided with amazing movements. Liquid had started firing at Big Boss again while Solid Snake reloaded. Big Boss rushed behind the coffee shop. Liquid reloaded. Solid Snake and Liquid Snake made another temporary truce and both took separate directions to the back of the coffee shop. If they shot at Big Boss from two different angles at the same time, they were confident that he would go down. However, when they reached the back, Big Boss was gone! Both of them immediately looked up. Big Boss was on the roof with two guns, each one pointed at one of them. He opened fire on both of them. Liquid and Solid Snake both leapt and went into rolls to dodge the fire and countered with bullet fire of their own in sync with each other. Big Boss simply moved back enough so that he was out of sight and reloaded. Nobody had any ideas now. If Big Boss jumped off the roof, they’d be back where they were started from. If Solid or Liquid Snake decided to come up, Big Boss would shoot them before they had the chance to do anything. Solid and Liquid looked at each other and shrugged. Then they walked into the coffee shop with Big Boss never knowing they left. Elsewhere, Bat Man beat Sailor Chibi Chibi to death just because he could.

Malakyte stood at a distance from the Sailor scouts for a moment hoping that some big erotic orgy would burst into existence out of no where. Unfortunately, it didn’t, so he shot down an enormous blast of lighting on them. Sailor Mini Moon was killed while others were injured.

Sailor Saturn used her immense destructive power to obliterate Malakyte and Tuxedo Mask at the same time (who for the record was also hoping for an orgy).

Amy (Super Sailor Mercury) made a move to Lita (Super Sailor Jupiter) suggesting that she would like to initiate an orgy. Before Lita could begin tearing her clothes off, Super Sailor Mars burnt them both to death.

That out of the way, Super Sailor Mars and Super Sailor Venus tried to get something going, but Sailor Galaxia blew them up with raw force first (she was jealous).

To simplify things, Eternal Sailor Moon killed all the weaker scouts remaining with ease, leaving only herself, Sailor Saturn, and Sailor Galaxia.

Janemba walked up and ordered the three remaining scouts to start something or he would kill them all. They shrugged and began to take their clothes off. Before they could, Hildegarn popped up and blew them all apart with random blasts.

Hildegarn just blew up Janemba (seeing how Hildegarn was in movie #13, where as Janemba was merely in movie #12 :P).

Barubary attacked Sephiroth for some reason. The beast blew up.

Barney gave Mr. Rogers a boost so that he could jump into the air and TEAR OFF Hildegarn’s arms! Then he sunk his hand into the monster’s body and tore out its liver! He ATE IT and then just tore its head off for the heck of it.

Barney bit off Yuna’s head.

Zed ordered the evil Green Ranger clone to take control of Serpent Terra for him. He didn’t want to, so Zed told him to go pick up some coffee from the coffee shop for him. The Green Ranger entered the coffee shop, where Liquid Snake blew his off just for kicks.

After a little while, Zed approached the coffee shop to see what was taking so long. Big Boss blew thirty new holes into him, and he dropped dead to the ground.

Controlling Serpent Terra was one of the most underrated bad guys of all, Goldar of course (um, just go with this). A piece of broken machinery fell down and hit Goldar in the head. He died instantly, causing Serpent Terra’s brand new AI to kick in.

Lavos arrived at the beach. He unleashed some more random death rain to kill Alys, Wren, Mrs. Krabapple, Dr. Doppler, Guy, and Setzer.

The Giant of Babil was sick of being ignored. He walked over to the beach and unleashed his ring of explosions attack to destroy Gundam Deathscythe Hell Custom, Bolt Gundam, Talgheese 1, and Talgheese 2.

Epyon and Master Gundam locked in heated combat because the pilots of both machines were annoyed that the other’s machine was nearly as cool as theirs. Eventually, it came down to the 0 System versus the Super Mode. As they were about to bring forth their final attacks, Sin popped up (and everyone somehow managed not to see him). It used its overdrive attack to completely annihilate all the Gundams except Wing 0 and Dark Gundam in one horrible blast.

Wing 0 summoned energy for an enormous attack that could hopefully kill Sin. Dark Gundam summoned energy for a similar attack. Seymour Omnis emerged from Sin hoping to protect it, but it was pointless. The combined power of their attacks killed Seymour Omnis and obliterated Sin.

Emerald Weapon appeared directly infront of both Gundams. Wing 0 turned out its beam saber and launched straight at it. Emerald Weapon blasted off in the direction of Wing 0 and didn’t stop. The shear force of Emerald Weapon striking Wing 0 made it explode into a billion pieces!

Ruby Weapon appeared from behind Dark Gundam and put its hand type things into the ground. They came up and sunk themselves into Dark Gundam’s body. Then Emerald Weapon shot a green beam from its body that pierced the cockpit and killed the pilot. Dark Gundam died without a host.

Morlun walked toward Bat Man. He realized that Bat Man wasn’t pure, so he could harm him, but it was unlikely. Bat Man threw his batarang at Morlun, but he simply moved out of the way and avoided it. Before it could come back around and hit him, Morlun lunged at Bat Man and punched him. He went through the wall of the coffee shop! Solid Snake and Liquid Snake immediately got up and shot up Bat Man!

Morlun, not sure if he could defeat Solid Snake and Liquid Snake, immediately turned around and set his sights on his real target, Spider Man, who was already in the middle of fighting Carnage. Spider Man was at a disadvantage this time. He didn’t have any large vibrations close to him to torture the symbiote! He also didn’t have any fire, so he wasn’t sure what to do. Carnage formed an axe with his right hand and shot out webbing with his left hand to reel Spider Man in. He jumped out of the way and shot a web ball out him. Carnage cut into it with his axe and lunged at Spider Man, who was just coming down from his jump. As he was about to tear into his stomach, Morlun grabbed him and crushed his right arm. Then he tossed him away while still holding the crushed piece of Carnage’s right arm. The monster just regenerated its arm, but Cassidy had now lost his right arm. Carnage was about to retaliate in murderous fury, but Venom jumped him from behind! He fell flat on his face into the sand, but Venom immediately picked him up by the neck and threw him into the ocean. The water was causing Carnage to have trouble constructing anything for some reason, and the right arm was gone. It didn’t make any difference since he could get back out of the water just fine with one arm. Venom wouldn’t allow it. He jumped into the water and grabbed Carnage’s head from the back with his left hand. Then he punched him in the face several times as hard as he could with his right hand. Carnage was battered and beaten. He had lost consciousness. Venom finished him by simply choking the life that was left out of him. Without a host, the symbiote was broken up into tiny pieces by the unusual effects of the water. It would never be able to come back together, and in small pieces it could have no effect on anything. The threat of Carnage was gone.

Spider Man recalled how he defeated Morlun the first time. He had injected himself with more radioactive power, just enough not to kill him, but still enough to hurt Morlun and reveal that he wasn’t pure. Unfortunately, Spider Man didn’t see any nuclear reactors around and was puzzled on what to do. As Morlun was about to come after him, Super Man shot heat lasers into Morlun’s back. He trembled in pain and fell to his knees. Suddenly, Wolverine leapt into the air and sunk his claws into Super Man’s head, killing him instantly.

Spider Man immediately started punching Morlun as hard as he could dealing little damage despite being in his weakened state. He was really annoyed by this seeing how just about every other hero here had some sort of darkness to him that made him not pure, and Spider Man did too, so rightfully so that he could harm Morlun!... except he couldn’t. Venom was coming back for him now. He wasn’t sure what to do. He knew that Venom would still be a little weak since he just jumped into the water, but wouldn’t that give Morlun time to recover? He couldn’t allow that. Letting Morlun recover would probably mean he was dead. Fortunately, he didn’t have to choose, because Wolverine randomly chose Venom as his next target. He leapt to him and sunk his claws into the chest of the beast, but it didn’t do much. The Venom symbiote added several more layers of bulk to Eddy Brock, and Wolverine’s claws couldn’t get far enough in to really hurt him. While he was still wailing away at him, Venom picked him up began choking him. Wolverine immediately swung his claws into Venom’s left arm, nearly tearing it off. The black monster immediately swung his left arm back but began choking Wolverine much harder with his right hand. Wolverine had never been choked with such extreme force before, yet he wouldn’t give in. He swung at Venom’s other arm and did manage to tear it off. Venom fell back in pain, but Wolverine just dropped to the ground. His neck was so severely pulverized that he couldn’t do anything now. Venom simply stomped on Wolverine’s hands for a while to make them even harder to move. Then he just placed his foot on Wolverine’s neck and put pressure on it…. enough pressure to crush his neck!

Spider Man had been striking Morlun all the while Venom had been fighting Wolverine. Only just now did he remember that by striking Morlun he was practically feeding him energy. Morlun punched Spider Man away and got up slowly. The web slinger leapt up immediately, but then he was stumped again. There was no way he could defeat Morlun. What’s worse, Venom was coming for him again! Suddenly, he heard the cry of Serpent Terra! Serpent Terra’s steps were enough to cause vibrations to defeat Venom and Carnage before, so maybe it could work again! Then he could use it to kill Morlun! Unfortunately, Magneto just used his power to tear Serpent Terra into sixty billion pieces!

Most of the pieces crashed into the ocean, but some still hit the beach. One of the pieces did manage to strike Morlun, though! It was just a set back, though, and he would soon recover. Spider Man was really screwed now. He started web slinging away! (On what, you ask? What difference does it make? They never attached to anything in the cartoon or the comics either!) A rocket suddenly came his way, causing him to cut off from his web and drop immediately to avoid it! The rocket came from Apocalypse! Fortunately, for once the first idea that popped up in Spider Man’s head actually happened! Magneto tore his body apart as well (just like in the Age of Apocalypse!)!

Vamp suddenly raced by Spider Man with a knife out. Then he swung his knife toward Morlun, slitting his neck! He fell over dead.

After licking his blade, Vamp turned to Spider Man. Now he was REALLY screwed. Vamp didn’t even die after being blasted in the head several times or drowning TWICE! Fortune suddenly discharged a large blast of electricity toward her former lover, Vamp. He dropped unconscious, and his clothes were in flames, but he wasn’t dead. Fortune didn’t bother striking him again, she figured it would do nothing more. Spider Man immediately sprayed everything left in his two web cartridges to pull Fortune’s gun away from her. Then he ran toward her while reloading his cartridges. He only had time to put one in for his right arm before reaching her, so he just started punching away with his left hand! Fortune, while she really did have psychic power, couldn’t cause punches to miss her. She was beaten to a bloody pulp by Spider Man. He didn’t want to finish her, though. She didn’t stand a chance the second he disarmed her. What he didn’t notice while doing all this was that Venom was right behind him, and Vamp had just gotten up! Venom punched Spider Man in the back of the head knocking him forward ten feet. Then he picked up the battered Fortune and bit her neck, tearing out some arteries. The body was tossed aside, and Venom continued toward Spider Man.

Magneto picked up some large pieces of metal from Serpent Terra and hurled them at the general area of Spider Man. Vamp was crushed under metal, and Venom was knicked in the head by a piece knocking him over and nearly knocking him out. Spider-Man, being the only one not focused on killing someone, had noticed the metal coming and was able to avoid it. He decided to use the time he had bought to defeat Venom and run away really fast from Vamp. Venom, while very light-headed, forced himself up and got ready for Spider Man as best as he could, but he just couldn’t keep himself together. When he swung, he was attacking one of six Spider Mans he saw, and it was always the wrong one. Spider Man delivered punch after punch to Venom, wearing him down further with each one. Eventually, Venom couldn’t do anything to stop him. Spider Man delivered one final mighty uppercut. Venom was knocked upward, and he landed in large shards of metal, cracking his spine due to the angle that he landed at. He was powerless, and the symbiote could do nothing to help him, so he left Brock! It decided to go for Vamp! Spider Man immediately unloaded another whole cartridge to trap the symbiote in webbing. He picked it up and ran to the ocean with it. He tossed it in, and the symbiote broke up. Brock died shortly after.

Spider Man finally reloaded both web shooters, but he didn’t plan on fighting with them any time soon. He swung away to the coffee shop and hid out of view of everyone! If Vamp came now, he would have to go through Solid Snake, Liquid Snake, and Big Boss! Magneto had been watching him, though, and was confident that he could easily kill them all with the shards of Serpent Terra. He picked them ALL up this time, fed up that he couldn’t kill the only Super Hero remaining. He was ready to hurl ALL of them at the conveniently placed coffee shop and kill everyone around it or inside of it. Then he noticed something was wrong. He was missing his legs! Barney had eaten them! Then he jumped up and bit off his head! All the shards dropped back to the ground harming no one.

Mr. Rogers ran up to Exodia and tore off his right arm. Naturally he ate it, but it was more difficult seeing how it was metal. Just losing the arm made Exodia no longer invincible. Barney opened his mouth as wide as he could and took a large chunk of the monster’s face out of him. Then Mr. Rogers karate kicked the body, causing it to launch out into space. Exodia was defeated.

Mcbain suddenly bursted into the coffee shop! He unloaded his two machine guns on everyone in it. The two Snakes immediately jumped behind the counter and avoided everything. All the generic people having coffee were blown away, with blood infesting the walls and ceilings. Split organs were hung from chairs and tables. The coffee shop owner’s head exploded. Basically, if you’ve ever seen a part of a Mcbain movie on The Simpsons, it’s that. Liquid Snake popped up and fired a round at Mcbain, but he blocked it with his gun! Noticing that this was a Simpsons character, Liquid immediately begged for forgiveness for attacking such a lovable character. Shadow walked up and stabbed Mcbain from behind, killing him instantly. Then he walked away. Solid Snake and Liquid Snake got back in their seats and kept drinking coffee.

Sabin bounced Tifa’s breasts for a while for the fun of it; then he blew her head off with an Aura Bolt.

Vincent and Auron clashed blades. Then Emperor Geshtal used Stop to halt both of their movements. Then he cut their heads off with a small knife. It took a while.

An explosion of fire came from the earth out of no where! From it rose Super Akuma, who had been resting to store energy! In a blur of fire, he killed King Kai, Peach, Bowser, Zelda, and Garlic Jr.!

Hagger and Zangeif confronted Super Akuma, feeling their immense brute strength could defeat him. They were wrong. A single Hell Murder left them as large burning corpses on the ground.

Guile and M. Bison stepped up to fight him. Guile sent out a Sonic Boom, but it had no effect. M. Bison used a Psycho Crusher, which Akuma swiftly avoided. Before M. Bison could even get out of the attack, Akuma fired two fireballs that knocked him down and hurt him for surprisingly large damage. Guile immediately came up from behind and swung a mighty kick at Akuma, but he ducked with time to spare and swung his leg to trip Guile. Before he fell to the ground, Akuma grabbed him by his tank top and placed his face on his head. Then he used a flaming fireball! Guile’s head blew off, and Akuma tossed the corpse aside.

M. Bison leapt into the air and tried to land on Akuma’s head to deal damage, but Akuma once again dashed out of the way in a blur. Then he used a Hurricane Kick to trap M. Bison in a flurry of powerful kicks. When it was done, Bison was dizzy and battered on the ground. Super Akuma finished him with Hell Murder.

Cody suddenly jumped out from behind Akuma and swung a mighty punch. Akuma turned around and burnt him to a crisp with Hell Murder before Cody’s attack could ever connect.

Super Baby blew up Cait Sith.

Bibidi and Babadi began blasting random blasts of energy at each other. They were both equal in strength and weren’t getting anywhere, so they decided to get more creative. Babadi used Haretsu No Maho to instantly make Bibidi explode…. Very creative.

Samus (SNES version in gravity suit) fired a full powered plasma/wave/spazer beam at Mega Man X. He countered with a fully powered X buster shot in the Ultimate Armor. Both attacks fizzled out against each other. Samus ran toward X and used the Screw Ball Attack. X countered with the Giga Attack (the one in X4, not the one where everything on screen blows up), and they were both surprised to see that they were still on equal ground. The giant Metroid suddenly dashed past X and attacked Samus. As it was about to sink its enormous jaws through her armor and into her, Zero leapt out and slashed it several times on the side. It backed off startled but quickly resorted to anger. It darted straight at Zero and sunk its jaws straight into his stomach with such force that he dropped his saber in shock. The Metroid began sucking all of his energy out of him. X ran toward the monster and used the Giga Attack. The Metroid immediately let go of Zero and flew up to avoid the attack. Zero narrowly avoided the attack himself. X gave Zero and E-Tank to get him up. Samus was about to help fight the Metroid, but X Samus intervened! It fired several ice beams at her feet, but Samus jumped over them and blasted X Samus several times with the plasma beam. One of them penetrated the helmet and shattered the glass. It knocked out the X Samus, and it reverted to X form. Then it attacked her! Samus was helpless. The giant Metroid immediately flew over to the X and devoured it with its jaws, becoming ever stronger.

Samus (from Fusion) blew away the poisoned Samus.

Ridley flew down and swung its tail at Samus. She jumped backward and countered with several missiles. Mother Brain bursted out of the ground behind her. Samus swung around in shock and frantically fired several more missiles. Ridley’s tail whipped toward Samus again, but she didn’t see it. Zero cut in, literally, by cutting off the monster’s tail. X used the Giga Attack to deal a direct attack to Ridley’s body. It cried out in pain and dropped to its claws and knees. Mother Brain discharged a wave or weird looking bright thingys. X and Samus began shooting them so they wouldn’t get it. Zero dealt the final blow to Ridley.

The land suddenly began to split once again! This time, the Metroid Prime rose from the abyss! It sent its claw straight into the Mother Brain and absorbed all its energy! It was obviously dead.

Sigma dropped from seemingly out of the sky and landed with his saber already clashing with Zero’s Z-saber. Vile dashed and struck X with his large armor, knocking him down. He jumped to his feet and fired two small blasts fired a maximum power shot. While being struck, Vile dashed toward X again. The final blast was enough to destroy the armor, and Vile knew this, so he jumped out as it reached X. It exploded, and X was hurled backward. He was now holding on to the edge of the land. If he let go, he would drop into the abyss, and he wasn’t about to find out how deep it was. Vile jumped up and fired a barrage of small beams at him. X jumped off the side of the cliff and did a mid-air dash. It wasn’t enough to reach the other side, so he used a Giga Attack to make it the rest of the way. He was safe now, but he was on the wrong side of the fight! Vile ignored X and turned to Zero, who was still clashing with Sigma. X couldn’t let his friend just get nailed, so he double jumped while in a dash to reach the other side. Then he fired several balls of fire (no twisted joke intended) at Vile that caught him off guard and scorched his armor. He turned around just in time to see the Giga Attack, and that was the end of Vile.

Samus had figured out only just now how to hurt the Metroid Prime, and it was a shame that she didn’t have the powers necessary anymore to do anything about the thing. She decided there had to be another way. She just had to…. snap its body in half. That shouldn’t be too hard. The Metroid Prime was about to attack again, but then it noticed the other Metroid, which was still hovering overhead waiting for an opening to a feast. The Metroid Prime wanted its energy and sent its claw high up and to take it. Samus immediately took this opportunity to run in toward the giant beast. She leapt onto its back and dropped 20 Super Bombs (or whatever they were called). It was enough to enormously stun the monster, and its whole body sort of slumped. It needed some time to recover, but Samus couldn’t let it. She just couldn’t figure out how. Suddenly, the Metroid above her swooped down and sent its jaws down on the beast’s face! It began tapping into all its energy without even touching the Phazon! Samus decided that having to deal with a supped up Metroid was better than dealing with a supped up Metroid with Phazon in it. The Phazon monster lurking inside the Metroid Prime’s outer body bursted out, and it immediately lunged at the Metroid. Samus jumped into the way, and something most unexpected happened. The X and Phazon touching each other instantly revealed explosive results! Samus and the Metroid Prime were dead, and the Metroid’s quick reflexes allowed it to escape without damage!

Sigma had been worn down severely by the attacks of X and Zero together. He was on the verge of defeat, but then Colonel and General appeared! Annoyed, Zero immediately lunged at Colonel and activated the dark armor. He swung furiously, too fast for Colonel to even properly react to. X fired repeated waves of blasts at General. Sigma could tell that due to their frustration X and Zero would quickly finish them for the sake of having them out of the way. He laughed; then he summoned the enormous armor he had in X3. Zero cut off Colonel’s head, and X blew General’s head off with a charged up blast.

The Metroid swooped down and clutched Sigma from behind by the waist, absorbing energy every second. Before he could attack it with his wide range lasers, X delivered the Giga Attack to his head, dealing enormous damage. Zero followed up X’s attack by slashing upward with his blade on fire. Sigma, realizing an explosion was just moments away, reverted to his weakened form, escaping the Metroid’s grasp and his own demise. Still fearing death, he became his virus form from the end of X2. He struck Zero and took control of him! He pointed his Z-saber at X. Although he didn’t want to fight him, X was prepared to do so. He fired several quick blasts at Zero, but he dodged them just as quickly and got just a little bit closer to X each time. Before he knew it, X had Zero right in front of him. He used his upward fire slash again and did large damage to X. He immediately followed up by using a downward ice slash to hurt him further. Then he finished his assault with a powerful thrust of his sword infused with lightning. X dropped to the ground near destruction. As Zero was about to finish him with another ice slash, X simply used his Giga Attack (which he had unlimited use of all the time) to deal huge damage to Zero and knock him over. X fell over as well. Several blaster shots went past both of them. They were from Mega Man surfing through the air on Rush. Bass dodged them and fired several powerful blasts of his own. Zero took quick notice of Bass. The Sigma Virus left his weakened body and entered Bass’s body! Mega Man created a bomb using Bomb Man’s power and zoomed toward Bass. He countered with a large spread of purple shots. Mega Man narrowly avoided them and threw his bomb at close range. The bomb hit Bass, but the recoil knocked Mega Man off of Rush, and he fell to the ground. Bass, despite being weakened, immediately flew toward the ground and fired another spread of purple shots. Proto Man blocked the shots with his shield. Mega Man got up and hopped back on Rush. Proto Man charged his huge arm and fired a large blast at Bass. He avoided it easily, but he didn’t notice that the blast had managed to make him turn his back to Mega Man. As he turned, a charged buster shot nailed him. Bass was pretty banged up now, but he wasn’t about to quit now. X and Zero had finally gotten up, but they were really just watching the battle in the air now. Zero had an E-Tank of his own, but he was contemplating about using it on himself or X. X had already given him his since he didn’t know that Zero had one, but if he did use it on himself, it wouldn’t be fair at all. Even still… At any rate, Proto Man began shooting random shots at Bass just to keep his moving/distracted. Mega Man created another bomb. If he could get another direct hit on Bass, there would be no way he could win. Sigma decided things weren’t going so well for Bass. He switched to Proto Man! Proto Man fired a single shot at Mega Man that he didn’t see coming. It triggered the bomb! Mega Man fell off while taking a ton of damage. Rush was damaged as well. Mega Man didn’t understand why Proto Man would do that, so X quickly told him that Sigma was behind it. Proto Man turned with a smirk and aimed his large arm at X. He began summoning all his energy to finish X. He was very worried about it and used the Giga Attack. Proto Man jumped out of the way and fired his blast at half power. It struck X, and there was a small explosion. He was too damaged to do anything now. Zero quickly came up from behind and cut Proto Man in half with the Z-saber as Mega Man once again mounted Rush. Proto Man exploded, and Sigma immediately shifted to X, but no one knew because the explosion cut off everyone’s field of view of X.

Mega Man cried out. He didn’t want Proto Man to die and shouted angrily at Zero. He ignored him deciding that he would have killed him eventually anyway. Then he turned to X. The weakened reploid pleaded with Zero to help him if he could. Sigma knew he could, so he was just hoping he would. However, Zero could tell by the way X was begging that it was Sigma in there. He used the E-Tank on himself. Then he struck down X, deciding it was better to kill him while he wasn’t even conscious.

Sigma attempted to take back Zero, but he was ready this time. With a quick lightning thrust, Sigma was destroyed.

Mega Man was now back in battle with Bass, but they were about equal in strength. He fired several fire shots at Bass, but he countered them with ice blasts, canceling both attacks out. Zero was growing impatient and wanted one of them to just hit the ground already. He used the attack where several lightning blasts shoot off his body. One of them struck Rush, and naturally he went down again, and Mega Man fell off. One of them also hit Bass, and he finally dropped to the ground just for the sake of giving himself a break. Zero dashed to Bass first deciding he would be harder to hit. He quickly a delivered a final blow, and Bass blew apart.

Mega Man was enraged that Zero could do that so easily to everyone. He formed two bombs behind his back. Then he fell over again. Rush wasn’t about to let Mega Man blow himself up in an attempt to take Zero down, though. He reminded Mega Man that they could fuse like Bass did with Treble. He did so just because Rush wanted him to keep fighting. Mega Man was still weak, but at least in the form he had chosen he had a super powered punch. Zero dashed toward him. The blue bomber (who was actually red right now) quickly picked up his bombs and tossed them. Zero jumped over them as they exploded, but Mega Man nailed him in the face with a super powered punch while he was still in the air. He fell into the flames and was severely damaged. Mega Man immediately split from Rush so that he could use his special attacks again. He fed the flames with a ton of fire blasts. Zero stood up as fast as he could, but he just didn’t have the energy to dash out of the flames. He struggled slowly through the flames with defiance in his eyes. Eventually, though, he just gave up. Mega Man could see Zero’s silhouette drop back into the flames, and it stopped moving. Mega Man and Rush had defeated Zero as the sun dropped out of sight in the sunset.

Rather than watch the smoke blow away into the night, Mega Man fused with Rush again and used the form that could hover. He walked over to Proto Man and took his E-Tank that he never had the chance to use. Mega Man used it on himself, and he returned to full power along with Rush. Then he walked away to find a new target.... Elsewhere, Link choked on some fish and dropped dead in the ocean.

Barret started calling Cid a wigger. Since Cid couldn’t counter that with the word wigger was spawned off of, he just ran away and cried. While he did that, Red XIII bit his head off.

Barret placed 200 bullets into Red XIII’s body. He stopped moving.

Emerald Weapon blew up Barret.

Ruby Weapon attacked Emerald Weapon from behind with its huge claws. Emerald Weapon swung around and fired several large blasts at it. Sephiroth popped up and used some random power to kill them both (he’s the final boss so that gives him power over all the other bosses :P).

Barney ate Evil Shenlong…. how about that?

Babadi used Haretsu No Maho to make Piccolo instantly explode. Kame died with him since they’re the same guy.

Daisy beat Baby Bowser to death.

Yoshi grabbed Daisy from behind and ordered her to strip. If she didn’t, he would eat her! Mr. Rogers suddenly came up from behind and sunk his hand through Yoshi’s body! It came out the other side of DAISY’s body! When Mr. Rogers took it out, he was holding two hearts! They both dropped dead.

Waluigi slapped Luigi in the face. Luigi suddenly snapped! Years of abuse from Mario caused Luigi to think he was a lesser man. Being attacked from Waluigi caused him to explode with fury. He grabbed Waluigi’s face and pushed his head backward extremely fast. Upon his head hitting the ground at full force, Waluigi was dead.

Mario had Wario in a headlock. He was screaming at him telling him that Wario was his b*tch. Luigi came up from behind and kicked him in the head. Mario fell forward, and Wario ran off a little to catch his breath. Luigi proceeded to pick up the head of some random person that died by getting his head cut off and hammered Mario with it over and over. Mario was dead!

At this point, Shigeru Miyamoto popped up. He explained how disappointed he was with Luigi, especially since he wasn’t even using Nintendo censorship. No body was falling off the screen seemingly headed toward the center of the earth, and no one was poofing out of existence! Luigi suddenly took out a pocket knife! Mr. Miyamoto gave out a little cry disappeared. Luigi turned and stabbed Wario in the stomach. He died, obviously.

Wart came up from behind and let out a loud laugh. Luigi immediately picked up Wario’s corpse and threw it at Wart’s huge mouth. He choked to death on it.

Super Baby kicked Dabura’s head off and beat his corpse with his arms.

Tidus, Kimarhi, and Lulu squared off with Jecht. The goliath took out his enormous sword. Lulu doublecast Ultima on him, and Tidus used Copy Cat to repeat the attack dealing 39,996 damage. Kimarhi used Lancet to acquire an enormous sword (yeah, yeah, I know you couldn’t do that in the game) and began clashing with Jecht. Where as the furry warrior had a hard time controlling his sword, Jecht could easily handle his. Without much trouble, Jecht struck down Kimarhi.

Lulu doublecast Ultima followed with Tidus using Copy Cat again dealing another 39,996 damage, for a total of 79,992 damage (Jecht has a total of 180,000 HP). The beast feared that their cheap tactics would kill him if he didn’t anything flashy quick. He used Ultimate Jecht Shot to decimate them both. His overdrive was nearly ready as well. Tidus cast Cure 2 on himself. Lulu cast Cure 3 on both of them. Jecht stored energy for his overdrive, and he would be ready when he next striked. Tidus and Lulu didn’t have enough time to finish him, but Tidus got a simple/stupid idea. He decided to “Talk” to Jecht, and all his overdrive energy disappeared. Lulu used whatever the spell is to absorb MP on Jecht to get all her MP back. Jecht struck Tidus hard, and he had very low HP. Suddenly, Edge threw several Excaliburs that he got through a glitch to deal 39,996 more damage to Jecht. Shadow threw several Excaliburs of his own that he got through a glitch to deal another 39,996 damage to Jecht. The monster didn’t have much HP left now, but he already had another overdrive stored up because of it. Lulu doublecast Ultima to deal 19,998 more damage, but Tidus didn’t have the MP to use Copy Cat. He attempted to talk to Jecht again, but Kain intervened by stabbing him in the back with his lance! Tidus slumped to the ground.

Jecht used his overdrive to a ridiculous amount of damage except Kain, who wasn’t really part of the battle. Lulu was killed, and Shadow and Edge were nearly dead. Kain used Jump to finish off Jecht. He exploded.

Cecil appeared overhead in the Lunar Whale! He made a quick landing, and Kain and Edge hopped on. The ship took off. However, Setzer’s chick’s airship suddenly also appeared in the air with Mog at the wheel! He brought it down, and Shadow got on. All the remaining good guys of FFIII were on it. The airship followed the Lunar Whale. Cecil headed the ship for the Giant of Babil. He told Kain and Edge that they had to destroy its CPU! He brought it directly over the giant’s head. Kain and Edge began their drop. Cecil waved with a big smile and said “Bye bye now!” Cecil had tricked them! If Kain and Edge died, then they were gone. If they actually defeated the Giant of Babil, even better! It was a win/win situation! When Mog saw that people from the Lunar Whale had dropped down to the Giant of Babil, he decided that it wasn’t fair to start shooting their ship since he thought they were all attempting to destroy it. Instead, he sent down Shadow and Sabin to help. The airship waited patiently around the Giant of Babil waiting for something to happen. The Lunar Whale took off at full speed, which wasn’t very fast. Terra was angry that they had been tricked. She transformed into her esper state and flew after the vessel. Locke and Celes wanted to help, but there was nothing they could do. Elsewhere, Bahamut used Mega Flare and annihilated the Behemoth.

Super Boo discharged the Genocide Attack (Human Extinction Attack…. sigh, stupid translations) all just at one target, Super Baby. He countered with the Big Bang, and seeing how Super Baby is SSJ4 I think, Super Baby killed Super Boo.

Everyone left in The Simpsons entered the damaged coffee shop. No one in Metal Gear would dare attack anyone from The Simpsons; they all loved the show (Big Boss wasn’t dead when the Simpsons started :P). Grandpa picked up a chair and bashed it over Homer’s head, but it did very little due to the extra layer of protection built in to his head. Lisa picked up a baseball bat and attempted to hit Bart in the groin with them, but her very weak arms caused her to drop it in mid swing. It hit Super Intendent Chalmers in the head, killing him instantly.

Krusty took out a gun and blew Lisa away.

Bart accused Krusty of being Sideshow Bob. Well, he wasn’t, and Bart was the next to get blown away!

Grandpa picked up a cup still full of coffee and hurled it at Krusty’s face, burning his face and smearing his make-up. He cried out and dropped his gun. Rather than pick it up, Grandpa got down on his knees and chomped on Krusty’s balls! He left his dentures there for the comic value. Krusty picked up the gun and blew his head off to end the pain.

Grandpa had a stroke and died.

Homer, realizing he was the only one left in The Simpsons, shifted targets to Solid Snake. He continuously punched him at all parts of the body while Solid Snake sat there, sipping his coffee, without feeling any pain. At one point, Snake popped out his gun lightning fast and blasted Homer in the head. Just as fast, he put the gun away and sipped his coffee again. Liquid glared at Solid Snake. He smiled and shrugged. “My gun slipped out.” Homer finally realized he’d been shot and dropped dead.

Dark Force bursted out of the abyss that the Metroid Prime came form (apparently all the big tough monsters hide out in abysses and emerge at random times) and attacked Lavos’s head. He sent an enormous amount of energy into it, and it exploded! Dark Force entered the shell, and Rune followed. Dark Force was also able to disable the large robot type thing inside without too much trouble, causing the Lavos Core and Lavos Bits to activate. Dark Force wasn’t defeating them too easily. He didn’t understand the strategy to defeating them (Kill left bit, attack core when its defense drops, ignore middle bit). Rune decided to screw them both. He discharged random magical power into the constantly shifting time periods to screw around with Lavos’s power. A dimensional void tore open, and the Core, Bits, and Dark Force were all hurled in! Rune was already gone, and all that remained now was the empty shell of Lavos.

Mystic Gohan fired the Ultimate Masenko at King Cold. King Cold blew up.

Kefka noticed Emperor Geshtal hiding in the Tower of Kefka. He swiftly dealt with the situation by snapping his spine.

The head of the Giant of Babil exploded! Mog quickly brought the airship down and let everyone hop in, even Kain and Edge. Then the ship took off to chase after the Lunar Whale and Terra. The Giant of Babil, though, was no longer a threat to anyone.

Cecil suddenly noticed he was headed straight for the Tower of Kefka! He immediately turned around, but it was way too late not for Kefka and the others to notice it. Albedo began following the Lunar Whale at his own pace. He was just going to blast fifty enormous holes into it, but then he noticed Terra and decided it would much more fun to toy with her. Kefka and Sephiroth were going to join them, but then they sensed something unfamiliar and very powerful. They immediately left the tower and headed back toward the city! Mog saw them leaving and decided to go to the tower. They could destroy the statues and get rid of the tower! Terra was cut off from everyone, though, as Albedo popped up right in front of her. Startled, she cast Fire 3, which set Albedo ablaze. He fizzled out of existence for a moment. Then he came back looking like nothing ever happened! Terra knew instantly that she didn’t stand a chance. As she turned, Albedo shot a small thin beam at her ankle, rendering her ankle and foot completely useless. He proceeded to shoot her in the shoulder and thigh, rendering everything that went with them useless as well. Terra cried out in pain and lowered herself down toward some mountains. She wouldn’t make it, though. Albedo grabbed her by the neck. He commented on her tender skin before crushing her neck and tossing her away.

Albedo was about to take off to where Kefka and Sephiroth went, but Metal Cooler got in his way! Albedo sent an enormous blast his way. Metal Cooler was now in several different pieces, but he just regenerated everything he’d lost. Albedo could see that this was going to get interesting. Metal Cooler kneed Albedo as hard as he could. Then he hammered him in the back, sending him straight into mountain, with the mountain exploding afterward (I’d say that’s DBZ). Albedo was bleeding and battered, but it meant nothing. He summoned his AGWS Simeon and hopped in! Then he used that ultra powerful attack where he just sort of kills everything by flying past it. Metal Cooler was struck extremely hard and rocketed upward, but he would recover. Simeon followed after him. Metal Cooler began to realize that the entire battle was pointless, but Albedo didn’t even care if this battle went on for hours. Naturally, since I can’t allow that, Super Baby suddenly popped up and used Big Bang from behind Simeon. The AGWS was immediately annihilated, and both Albedo and Metal Cooler were launched into the sun, where for some reason they couldn’t regenerate ‘til they got out…. so yeah they’re both dead.

Gohan kicked Super Baby in the back of the head as hard as he could. As he fell forward, SSJ3 Gotenks’s Super Ghost Kamikaze Attack went after him. All the ghosts exploded on him. Gohan threw an Ultimate Masenko into the flames, and Gotenks sent more ghosts. Then they both just discharged all the power they had left in attempt to kill Super Baby. When all the smoke was finally gone, Super Baby was still there, but he was in a ton of pain. None the less, he grabbed Gotenks by the head and crushed his skull quite easily. He tossed his body down.

Super Baby fired many thin, short, lightning-fast beams at Mystic Gohan. All he could do was block them, but he still was taking a lot of damage. He couldn’t do anything about it, though. Super Baby dashed in and sent his fist through Gohan’s stomach. He didn’t live very long after that.

Babadi used Haretsu No Maho to blow Super Baby up.

Mog and all the others in FFIII plus Kain and Edge were now at the top of the tower. Everyone casting Ultima every two seconds made short work of the three statues.

After using a Mega Elixir, they continued to battle actual beasts that made up the Tower of Kefka. Celes cast Quick. Then she cast Haste 2 and Ultima. Locke cast Quick followed by two Ultima spells. Then everyone else capable of doing so did that. The strategy was able to destroy all the monsters on the first two levels of the beast. Kain jumped the last major beast, and Edge threw a bunch of Excaliburs. Mog cast Flare and destroyed it. With the tower’s monsters gone, the tower began to fall apart! The party quickly ran off to the airship.

Kefka and Sephiroth suddenly banged into something they couldn’t see just as they tried to enter the city. There was an invisible dome placed around the city. Sephiroth wondered why Crono and Ken were in there, though. It’s because they were in there before the dome came up. Kefka wanted to stay and pound away at the thing, but Sephiroth pointed out that his tower had disappeared. Enraged, he blasted off back to where his tower used to be. Sephiroth waited patiently at the city wondering when something would happen. Elsewhere, Cecil had parked his Lunar Whale in mid-air above the beach, and he was hanging out with the Fat Chocobo in the back. He never noticed it as Kefka bursted straight through the ship on his way back to where his tower was (okay, actually that isn’t even on the way, so let’s say he got lost on the way). The Lunar Whale began going down!.... straight onto the coffee shop! Big Boss jumped off the roof and ran off. The two Snakes wondered why he did that. Then they noticed the enormous shadow that had been cast upon the sand around the shop and raced out just as the Lunar Whale crashed on top of it. Cecil stepped out wondering what had happened. Then he just shrugged and began wondering aimlessly. Back to Kefka anyway: He finally reached where the tower was. The airship was already long gone. Instead, he found Super Akuma, whom had beaten him for victory two battles ago (I think it was him; Kefka may have actually won, but I don’t believe so). Kefka ignored him and went off searching for the airship. Super Akuma was disappointed and decided to go back to the city to try and find out what he was sensing from there like Sephiroth was. Elsewhere, the giant Metroid came up from behind and sunk its jaws into Babadi. The little freak didn’t survive.

Jr. and chaos were standing directly across from each other. Jr. summoned a large red aura. chaos discharged heavenly energy on him. It began to seep through the barrier, so Jr. immediately launched his power at chaos. He protected himself with his special energy. Rune made a surprise appearance again and used the skill Legeon to cut through both of their barriers. Then he used Nagra on both of them causing severe damage. Jr. immediately lashed out with raw energy, launching Rune straight into the side of a hill. Suddenly, a stray bullet struck Jr. in the back of the head, killing him instantly.

The bullet belonged to Liquid. Solid Snake and he were after Big Boss again. The legendary soldier yelled out to chaos for help, hoping to trick him. chaos, being the helpful person he was, began gushing a large white power toward the Snakes. Rune knew better by intuition alone. He cast Legeon again, killing chaos before he would have struck the Snakes.

Rune started to think about how there were stronger opponents than chaos and Jr., but they probably would have had a good chance of defeating him in direct combat. He got an idea and disappeared. Big Boss kept running, rolling, and shooting; so did Solid and Liquid Snake. They were all more or less equal in skill, though, and no could hit each other. To make things worse, everyone finally ran out of ammo at about the same time. Liquid, infuriated and frustrated, ran at Big Boss, ready to finish things with a fist fight. No one else had a problem with that either, but Big Boss wanted things to feel a little more epic. He walked to the end of the beach, with the water washing in and out at his knees. Liquid and Solid Snake followed. Solid just watched, though. It wouldn’t be fair to have a 2-on-1 fist fight. And so, the two of them started trading punches. Big Boss got in a powerful punch to the face, but Liquid quickly countered with three body punches. At the end of the third punch, Big Boss delivered an uppercut to Liquid’s chin, and he fell backward into the shifting waves and sands. Big Boss kicked him in the stomach. Liquid scraped up soggy, chunky sand in his hand and threw it at Big Boss’s face. He avoided it assuming that he would do such a thing, but it gave Liquid enough time to get back on his feet. Big Boss charged at him with his elbow out in front of him, but Liquid managed to trip him with his foot. His face crashed into Liquid’s knee, causing him to roll in mid-air, and he landed face up in the ocean. Liquid grasped his neck and began to strangle Big Boss while his head was still underwater. Big Boss brought back his fist and delivered a mighty punch to the face. Liquid refused to let up, though, so Big Boss summoned every ounce of legendary strength left in him to strike him again, so hard that Liquid could feel his jaw snap. Big Boss proceeded to kick Liquid forward in his slightly stunned state, finally knocking him off. Then he brought his head up out of the water and swung around. The tables had turned; Big Boss was now choking Liquid, whose head was underwater. Before their blood feud could conclude, they both felt a searing pain in their stomachs. The Cyborg Ninja had stabbed them both. Solid Snake never had the chance to stop him because he was in a struggle with Vamp over his knife. Gray Fox (Ninja) took his blade out and stabbed them both again. They were both dead, and the water around them had turned a deep red.

Snake overpowered Vamp and caused him to drop the knife. Then he knocked him back and kicked him in the head to knock him down. That gave Snake time to pick up the knife for himself. Gray Fox was coming toward him and Vamp now. He didn’t know how to kill both of them at the same time. Rather than think about it, Snake lunged at Vamp and stabbed and slashed him repeatedly in the chest. It didn’t stop him, though. As he was about to counterattack, to everyone’s surprise, Gray Fox stabbed him in the back. Then he delivered one more blow to Vamp, on the neck, severing his head from the rest of his body.

Snake had no weapon capable of causing harm to Gray Fox, and he had nothing to block his sword with. He was screwed. Out of no where, MR. ROGERS ATTACKED!!! He tore off Gray Fox’s arms and devoured them. As Snake began to run, Mr. Rogers lunged at him and tore off his leg. Then he used it to beat Snake to death.

Mr. Rogers tore off the Ninja’s head, plain and simple.

Kefka finally caught up to the air ship he sought after. Mog used Wind Song in an attempt to blow him away, but it did nothing (all of his songs and dances were useless anyway). Kefka cast Flare, and it blew apart the ship’s engines. It began going down. Kefka launched another Flare into the burning ship to ensure lots of death. Celes used Runic at the last second to absorb it. Mog cast Protect 2 and Shell 2 on everyone. Then everyone summoned all the magic they could from the magicite they had and combined to form a barrier of sorts, and Kain and Edge made sure to stand inside it. Mog determined that the ship had been too high in the air when it got hit, though. The impact of the crash and the following explosion would be too great for everyone to survive. Mog decided to give himself to save the others. He broke away from the barrier. Kain immediately noticed and assumed that he decided to run and take his chances. He decided to do the same. He ran to the edge of the ship and used Jump. He survived and landed around the area that the Tower of Kefka was. Back at the airship, Mog ran to the lowest part of the ship he could get to without falling away and literally bursted his magicite. The enormous power inside them immediately killed Mog, but the power of the magicite was enough to destroy the momentum of the dropping ship and nearly send it up. Upon finally crashing into the ground, everyone was able to survive because of Mog.

They all made their way out of the flames, but they were greeted by Bahamut! It used the Mega Flare to deal big damage. It would have done more, but Protect and Shell were still in effect. Edge and Shadow threw some more Excaliburs. Sabin used Bum Rush. Celes cast Ice 3. Locke cast Bolt 3. Bahamut fired another Mega Flare, dealing more damage. Fortunately, only one more Bum Rush was needed to kill the beast.

Celes healed everyone. Edge told the party that he was leaving because he was not meant to be with them. Plus, he had to go kill Kain. Elsewhere, Spider Man’s spider sense told him that something sinister was coming. He couldn’t tell what, though. It wasn’t Mr. Rogers or Barney, whom he’d known to have gone insane for quite some time… It was someone newly psychotic… It was Luigi! He sprung out from behind some rocks and threw a bunch of giant, purple poison mushrooms at him. The poison caused Spider Man to shrink and lose his powers! Luigi proceeded to beat him death with one of the mushrooms!

The two senior psychopaths of the battle walked up to Luigi from opposite sides, Mr. Rogers and Barney. It was now a triple threat final battle between the psychopaths to determine who was the greatest. It never happened though, because Kefka blew them all apart with Ultima for the heck of it. Then he flew back toward the dome.

Sephiroth cut off Necron’s head.

Edge could tell Kain was nearby. He found his tracks. Then he remembered Kain’s tactics and immediately jumped forward to the ground and rolled. Had he not done that, Kain’s spear would have stabbed him from behind. Edge jumped out of the roll and onto his feet. He only had one Excalibur left to throw, and because there was some rule about PICKING UP the weapon once he threw it, he decided to save it. Instead, he took out Masamune and Murasame. Kain thought this was going to be a real battle and decided not to just Jump a billion times ‘til he hit him. Edge did the tricky thing by throwing Murasame, killing Kain on contact!

Cecil stabbed Edge in the back, killing him instantly. Apparently he just couldn’t avoid getting stabbed in the back. Cecil picked up the Excalibur Edge still had and made his way toward the dome quickly.

**********Suddenly, the dome became visible! It was a deep red color. Two pieces of the dome disappeared! Everyone left in the battle poured in including: Cecil, Locke, Sabin, Celes, Shadow, Kefka, Sephiroth, Crono, Ken, (the two of them had already been in there, actually) Super Akuma, the giant Metroid, Mega Man, Rush, and Rune (who had cast Rever to bring back Chaz, Rika, and Wren!). That was a total of 17 remaining fighters out of 400! The dome sealed again, and the entire city, rubble or intact, rose high into the air and fizzled out of existence as it hit the top of the dome. There was now nothing but solid white brick underneath everyone. In the middle of the dome, the brick fell away. From it shot up an enormous green stream of energy that stopped at the top of the dome. An instant later, the entire dome was filled with darkness! Only the green energy stream could be seen, but it didn’t emit any light, which was extremely strange. It could only be assumed that they were to continue fighting in darkness! Sephiroth dropped to the ground and began swinging randomly at everything around him. At one point, he nicked Mega Man’s armor. The blue bomber immediately countered with a charged buster blast, knocking Sephiroth back. However, no light was emitted from the attack. It appeared the green stream had the ability to cancel all light. Sephiroth came back at Mega Man with his sword. He knew he would do that, though, and hopped on Rush. Then Rush flew high into the air to get away from everyone. The stream of energy suddenly turned red. There was light again, but the bricks on the rim began to fall away! Everyone that couldn’t fly ran toward the stream in the middle to avoid dropping. Along the way, Rika stumbled, and that would be her last mistake. She dropped into the lava and got annihilated…. again.

Kefka decided it was time to eliminate the weak. He cast Bolt 3 on Mega Man, but was able to jump off Rush and land on what was left. Rush was dead, though.

Rune cast Legeon on Sephiroth. Wren fired a bunch of rockets at him too. Sephiroth flew through the explosions damaged, but far from finished. As he was about to attack them, Chaz used Megid to deal a ton of damage to him. Super Akuma used Hell Murder immediately afterward to hit Sephiroth while he was stunned. He was now in flames, at his knees, on the ground. He had never been this hurt before this early at the end of the battle, and it infuriated him. He used raw energy to extinguish the flames. Then he swiftly rose to his feet and went straight at Super Akuma, whom he’d never actually fought in direct combat before. Every time he’d use Hell Murder, Sephiroth would swing out of the way and strike him somewhere. In the mean time, Kefka lifted Wren into the air and clutched his fist. He both exploded.

The stream of energy turned blue. The lava turned into water, and the water randomly launched into the air at 3mph to 100mph. Bricks had also returned at the four ends of the remaining platform connecting them to the dome, meaning there were four large corners that were still empty of the ground. The stream quickly turned to white. Powerful winds began to hurl the water everywhere. It was practically a hurricane minus the lightning. Super Akuma used another Hell Murder, but this time the water hit him! He fell into the endless water and got slapped left and right by extremely fast water. Kefka immediately cast Flare three times on Akuma in his moment of weakness. It dealt enormous damage and sent Akuma further down into the water. He was drowning. Chaz used Megid again on Sephiroth, which brought him down to a small amount of power. Rune cast Legeon, but Sephiroth immediately countered with Reflect. Rune was killed by his own attack.

Chaz, enfuriated, attempted to use Megid again, but he didn’t have the TP for it! Before he could reach for the Elysdeon, Sephiroth cast Bolt 3 and knocked him into the water in the same area as Akuma. Kefka and he cast Bolt 3 at the same time, dealing ridiculous damage to both Chaz and Akuma (water conducts electricity). Chaz was killed immediately, but the hatred within Akuma allowed him to survive.

Akuma at this point was so full of inner fire that he thought it could get rid of the water. He unleashed an enormous Hell Murder. Fire engulfed him and everything around him. The fire had formed a cylinder that completely blocked out the water and allowed Akuma to leap back to the ground. This time he went for Kefka. The psycho fired Flare after Flare, and it dealt tons of damage, but it wasn’t enough to kill Akuma in his berserker state. Sephiroth just watched intently, deciding he could kill Akuma easily enough if Kefka couldn’t. He wasn’t paying attention to the other fighters, though. Crono leapt into the air and cut off Sephiroth’s wing. He dropped to the ground in pain. Ken was knocked back by the water and fired Ryukens desperately just to launch himself in a certain direction enough not to fall into the water. As he did it, he began to feel anger toward his weakness and cowardice. For almost the entire fight he had been hiding in the city doing nothing to stay alive. Now he had made it to the final battle, and he was just as useless as before. The inner turmoil allowed him to ascend to Super Ken! (whether that’s happened or not before I’m not sure, but hey, if Akuma or Ryu can do it, why not Ken?) He almost literally flew back to stable ground, and now he was just a few feet behind Akuma, who was still getting pelted by Flares! He decided he would rather kill Akuma in a real fight like Ryu would then just join in on the frenzy. Instead, he fired an enormous Ryuken at Kefka. Since the mad man was absorbed in annihilating Akuma, he was hit head on and launched straight into the dome wall, which began shocking him! He let out a sharp pain but instantly broke out of the attack’s grasp. As he was going to make Ken pay, he was impaled in the stomach with an Excalibur, the only one Shadow had left. He vomited blood and slowly hovered down toward the crashing waves. Shadow took out a few shurikens, ready to finish him, when the stream of energy changed again! It became black, and suddenly everything outside the dome was totally annihilated! Nothing but dirt, sand, and enormous cracks in the earth were left. The dome itself expanded 500 meters in diameter to include some of it. Then the ground untouched in the dome became just like the rest of the land! The water was gone, and the sky had turned red. The setting in general had become apocalyptic. Kefka had used this diversion to take the sword out of himself and cast Cure 3 several times. Then he immediately cast Bolt 3 six times on Shadow for good measure. There was nothing left of him but burning gi….

Sephiroth ran up to Cecil and began swinging Masamune furiously. Cecil barely countered his attacks with Excalibur. Locke knew he’d die fast without help. He equipped himself with his optimum stealing equipment and ran up to Sephiroth. He managed to steal some materia! Locke had no idea what to do with it though and tossed it to Celes. She sent a little jolt of magic into it…. which activated Meteor! A gigantic meteor began hurling out of the sky! It would hit the planet soon! Sephiroth noticed almost immediately and cursed obscenely for 19 seconds straight. He leapt away from Cecil and immediately ran toward Celes. In panic, she threw the materia away and cast Merton. Sephiroth, Akuma, and Kefka were all hit by it, and they were all angry…. ferociously angry. Sephiroth and Kefka cast Flare, which Celes absorbed with Runic. She couldn’t absorb Hell Murder. Thus, she burnt up.

Ken kicked Akuma as hard as he possibly could in the back of the head. Before he could hit the ground, a charged buster shot from Mega Man hit him in the face, which set him back in the other direction, where Ken kicked him in the head again! Akuma’s spectacular stamina was finally fading, and at a rapid pace… but his fury had just peaked! He leapt to his feet at the speed of sound, spun around, and Whirlwind Kicked Ken several times. Before he let him fall down, he grabbed him by the neck and tossed him into the ground as hard as he possibly could. Then he began stomping his head repeatedly. Mega Man shot a volley of ice shards at Akuma hoping to draw his attention away from Ken; it didn’t. He didn’t even notice. Impatiently, Mega Man ran up directly behind him and fired a charged buster shot right into his back! Akuma was blown off of Ken and slammed his jaw into hard rock. Ken and Akuma were able to stagger back to their feet at about the same horrendously slow pace. Then they engaged back in normal combat. Elsewhere, Sephiroth frantically searched for the materia he lost. He needed it so that he could call off the meteor!... and reactive it once he knew he wouldn’t get hit by it! Kefka found it first—and broke it! Enraged, Sephiroth discharged nearly all the magic power he had into a single blast. Kefka barely had time to put up Shell before he was hit. Regardless, Kefka hit the ground hard. He had very little stamina left and only a good amount of MP left. Sephiroth had more stamina and only enough MP left to start using Absorb. They were somewhat even. Crono was happy. He’d been waiting a while for Sephiroth to be out of magic. Now he could have a real sword fight with him! He ran over with the Rainbow Sword firmly in hand and started swinging. Sephiroth was forced to fight back, but in doing so, he felt renewed vigor. He could continue this sword fight all day if he had to, and neither one of them would have it any other way. The giant Metroid was also pleased. Normally, it just flew in and tapped the powerful ones dry instantly. This time, it had opted to pick off the strong ones when they were weak so there was no fear of retaliation at any point. He swooped down and grabbed Kefka! He was defenseless to do anything about it, but before the metroid could do much of anything, Mega Man shot him with ice shards! Ice was quite painful to metroids, and it dropped Kefka immediately. Then it charged Mega Man instantly afterward. Kefka returned Mega Man’s favor by casting Ice 3. The metroid froze in a block of ice, dropped to the ground, and shattered into a million pieces.

The meteor was very close now. Impact would be in about a minute. However, the stream of energy suddenly began glowing every color of the rainbow! Everything outside the dome disappeared for a moment…… and then the setting became outer space! The dome itself had resituated itself on a large fragment of rock that had broken off the meteor! Just a little bit later, the meteor collided with the planet and annihilated it. The dome was unharmed. The ground beneath the fighters was now a glowing green dust which didn’t appear to be poisonous. The energy stream continued to supply oxygen to those who needed it. Kefka was bored. He needed time to gain back MP, and there wasn’t much of anyone to fight anyway; just Mega Man and Cecil, whom he considered vastly inferior. Thus, he just sat on the ground comfortably, whistling a tune, while he regained MP. Mega Man began firing shots at Cecil. The Paladin put away Excalibur and reverted to the Dark Knight. He took out his Death Sword and started using Dark. Black energy blades struck Mega man several times dealing large damage, but Cecil took a chunk of damage back due to its evil nature. Mega Man was now running at him while shooting several big blasts of fire. Cecil quickly switched back to Paladin and got the Excalibur out. Then he cast Cure 2 while running away from the fireballs. Mega Man switched to tossing bombs at Cecil. He couldn’t do much about it; Mega Man was a library of powerful attacks, and Cecil could only swing his sword. At one point in his running, he stumbled. This was all Mega Man needed. He froze his feet into the ground with ice shards, shocked him with a few hundred volts of electricity, and set him ablaze. Cecil was dead.

Ken and Akuma were both on their last legs. Akuma’s body was so bloody and battered that several parts had gone numb long ago. He’d lost his ability to use Hell Murder ever since Kefka started pelting him with Flares. Ken was hardly able to keep conscious at all since his head was repeatedly smashed into the ground. They had both lost their super forms. Regardless, they still had some strength left in them, and they were sure they’d use it. Akuma threw a powerful punch Ken’s way, which he narrowly ducked. He countered by sending a swipe at his legs, which Akuma leapt over and countered with a dropkick which landed on Ken’s head. The blond-haired fighter was now fighting off the urge to go into convulsions. Akuma grabbed him by the neck with both hands and lifted him. Then he began clenching his grasp. Ken noticed that the possibility of convulsions had past, but only because it had been replaced by the possibility of a fatal blackout! He used every last ounce of his physical and mental energy in conjunction with his will and spirit to summon energy for a final Ryuken. Then he slapped his hands onto the sides of Akuma’s head and let the energy loose. The devil’s head exploded, and his corpse fell over, and Ken followed suit. He was on the ground, and he fell into unconsciousness, but this was the kind of emergency state your mind forces you into so you don’t die, not the kind that will just kill you.

Mega Man noticed what happened to Ken. He could give him an E-Tank, since he had two left, but that would mean he had one less for himself. Even still, he wasn’t sure if he could defeat whoever was left at the end. He gave into good nature for the most part. He leaked out some of the E-Tank to heal himself somewhat, and then he gave the rest to Ken. His eyes opened, and he suddenly remembered what was going on. He leapt up ready to go at it with Mega Man, but then he realized he had healed him, and he thanked him. Elsewhere, Kefka was pleased to find he had already regained a nice amount of MP. He was nearly ready to strike back. Sephiroth had also regained 99 MP, because he had been using Absorb through his blade his entire fight with Crono (who was now tapped dry of any MP). Sephiroth was sure he wouldn’t waste it on Crono, though. He needed it to kill Kefka for sure. Speaking of which, Kefka was ready. He flew directly toward Sephiroth and Crono, and Ken and Mega Man rushed to follow. The thought of this disturbed Sephiroth, where as Crono was still absorbed in the fight. He suddenly gained the upper hand because of it. Sephiroth realized he was on the verge of defeat almost before it was too late. In panic, he cast Flare, severely injuring Crono and launching him backward into the ground. Immediately following, he cast Absorb on Kefka and stole a chunk of his MP. Then he cast Merton to deal damage to everyone and knock them away, followed by Cure 3 to heal himself. Kefka was infuriated that he had just lost most of what he had gained back and decided to absorb the energy back. While he flew toward him, Crono used an Elixir to restore his health. Then he ran toward both Sephiroth and Kefka and cast Luminare four times consecutively, dealing enormous damage. Before either one of them could react, he clenched the Rainbow Sword with a perfect grip and swung just once. Sephiroth’s chest was now divided into two parts at a diagonal, and his heart was as well. Crono had killed Sephiroth.

Things were extremely interesting now. Kefka had only enough MP for one powerful spell, Crono at best could only cast Lightning and Lightning 2 a little, Ken had to resort to his basic assortment of moves because he had lost the super form along with most of his stamina, yet Mega Man was still in good shape with several weapon attacks and an E-Tank to use. The energy stream suddenly died! The dome was slowly closing in! The battle had to end soon, or the dome would end it! Mega Man fired a ton of shots of Crono, which he deflected with the Rainbow Sword. Then he cast Lightning to stun Mega Man just long enough to let him strike him several times with his sword. It dealt enormous damage, and Mega Man was forced to use his E-Tank. Immediately afterward, he countered with a charged buster shot that Crono couldn’t deflect. He took a lot of damage but sprung to his feet again anyway. As they continued, Kefka swung at Ken. He ducked and immediately countered with the blazing Dragon Punch, launching him into the air. Then he fired several Ryukens hoping to blow off Kefka’s wing. Suddenly, Crono crashed into Ken to by accident from behind, and they both took a tumble. As Mega Man ran toward Crono, he used Lightning 2 to make everyone back off and take some more damage at the same time. Everyone was very battered now. Crono decided to go all the way with it and cast Lightning 2 again. He was down to his sword now, but everyone was really hurt. Kefka saw this as his opportunity to end the battle. He cast his final spell, Ultima. It left everyone but him on the verge of defeat. Now he just had to finish them before the dome collapsed (which was only a minute or so away!). Ken wasn’t going to just lay there and die, though. He got to his feet again ready to go at it again. Crono, unfortunately, was simply too weak to get back up. Mega Man’s previous attacks in combination with Ultima were too much for him. Mega Man released one last charged shot on him, and Crono was gone.

Kefka was quite pleased. He had already gained enough MP back for a few weak spells. It wasn’t much, but it would do. He threw his sword at Ken with dangerous precision, but he avoided it anyway. Suddenly, Kefka began feeling a painful shock. It was the dome right behind him, and it had burnt off his wing. He dropped to the ground, and the dome was now only about 30 feet in diameter. Ken lunged at him ready to kill him, but Kefka used all the magic he had left to cast Bolt several times. Ken took the attacks head on (putting him in excruciating pain) and used the Dragon Punch anyway. It dealt huge damage to Kefka and launched him back into the air. He crashed into the dome which in turn finished him off. His body dropped back down to the ground, and now there were only two fighters left.

With less than 30 square feet of ground left, Mega Man and Ken engaged in final combat. Mega Man, being a machine, had the advantage. He had received less damage and had more attacks available. He was confident in his victory. Ken was also confident in his victory. This was an enclosed space; Mega Man was used to fighting at a distance. If he used something like his fireballs, he’d be likely to put himself on fire as well! Mega Man fired several shots immediately followed by lightning and spinning blades (Cut Man of course). Ken was cut in the shoulder and the rib by the blades and took a single shot to his left arm (which he didn’t need anymore anyway) but avoided the lightning. He didn’t care. He was in range now. He executed a final perfect Dragon Punch!!!!.... or he would have, if he wouldn’t have stumbled over a rock! Instead, he did a vertical Dragon Punch! He hit Mega Man with it, but they both went directly back into the dome! At the last possible moment, Mega Man’s head (just because it had to at one point because of the laws of science, not because he was able to make the conscious effort to do so) slid underneath Ken’s fist, which caused Ken’s body to crash into the dome wall just before Mega Man did it. As a result, Ken was killed by the dome the slightest fraction of a second before Mega Man would have.

In the instant that Ken died, everything around Mega Man was gone, and he was at full power. Then even Mega Man faded away….

Rush was licking Mega Man, who was still sleeping in his pod, but not any longer. He scrambled out wondering if the battle had really happened. Proto Man walked into the room and confirmed that the battle had really happened. Mega Man let out a triumphant laugh. It was ironic. He didn’t want to fight, but he ended up being the last one standing.

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