| Seven Degrees of a Blonde named Sally |
FIRST DEGREE A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning. The wife, Sally, (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the phone, listened a moment and said, "How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!" and hung up. Her attorney husband said, "Who was that?" The wife said, "I don't know, some woman wanting to know if the coast is clear." 
SECOND DEGREE Two blondes, Sally and Sarah are walking down the street. Sally, notices a compact on the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks in the mirror and says, "Hmm, this person looks familiar." The second blonde, Sarah, says, "Here, let me see!" So Sally, the first blonde hands her the compact. Sarah,the second blond looks in the mirror and says, "You dummy, it's me!" THIRD DEGREE A Sally, a blonde, suspects her attorney husband of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. Sally goes to their new home unexpectedly from school where she is a teacher and when she opens the door she finds her attorney husband in the arms of a redhead. Well, Sally is really angry. Sally opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does so, she is overcome with grief. Sally takes the gun and puts it to her head. The attorney husband yells, "No, Sally, don't do it!!!" Sally replies, "Shut up, you're next!" 
FOURTH DEGREE Sally, a blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals. She proudly says, "Go ahead, ask me, I know all of them." Her brother, Andy says, "OK, what's the capital of Wisconsin?" Sally replies, "Oh, that's easy: W." I do have a college degree !! FIFTH DEGREE What did Sally,a blonde, ask her doctor when he told her she was pregnant? "Is it mine?" SIXTH DEGREE Sally, a blonde studying for her Masters degree, sat in her US government class. The professor asked Sally if she knew what Roe vs.Wade was about. Sally pondered the question then finally said, "That was the decision George Washington had to make before he crossed the Delaware." Did you forget? I have a college degree.!!! 
SEVENTH DEGREE Returning home from work, Sally, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio, and a K-9 unit, patroling nearby was the first to respond. As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, Sally, a blonde, ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat down on the steps. Putting her face in her hands, Sally moaned, "I come home to find all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they do? They send me a BLIND policeman. |
