XWF Draft This scene begins during an XWF house show. The crowd is being entertained by the rap group "Public Enemy", during one of the intermissions. Chuck D is shooting XWF t-shirts into the crowd, while Flava screams to the crowd, trying to get them into a frenzy. The attemped seemed poor, as the crowd seemed to get bored with this very quickly. Suddenly, the music stops, and the lights go out. The crowd is confused, and begin to get gittery. Chuck D is screaming towards the producer, to get the music back on. When all of a sudden, the lights in the arena are turned back on. The crowd is in disbelief to find The Masked Cabana standing behind Chuck D. Chuck turns around, and And the Cabana chops him in the chest. The crowd goes crazy! Cabana irish whips Chuck D towards the ropes, when XWF security catch him, and pull him over. Flava seems angry, but not angry enough to get into the ring. Cabana demands a microphone, and begins to speak.
ThE MaSkEd CaBanA- Okay... Enough of that crap! The crowd cheers "Cabana", as he went for the cheap pop. ThE MaSkEd CaBanA- Rap will never make it... Anyway, I didn't come out here tonight to be up MC Hammer, I came out here tonight because of the HUUUGGGE draft, which will involve the XWF superstars, and the CCWF losers. Good old Johnny Boy, and his huggable friend Shane Caravan, or whatever... Are holding themselves a draft, and splitting Thrusday Anarchy, and the return of Monday Night Massacre... Thats original. I should have thought of that... But I didn't, and I will regret that when I'm a broke retiree. But, again... I'll get to the point. I am announcing my entry in the draft!... The crowd goes crazy, as the Cabana gives them the "calm down" signal. ThE MaSkEd CaBanA- Now... I know what your thinking! "Wow! My Hero Cabana In The Draft! Zippidy Doo Dahh!"... No... This is very personal I am afraid. This is when your old friend Cabana, finally... Removes the head gear! The crowd is in a frenzy! All awaiting to see who is actually under the mask. ThE MaSkEd CaBanA- Now last night at "Rage", many people speculated on if the Cabana would indeed remove his ugly mask. Well... That was the plan... Until a couple of guys pissed me off!.. Yea! I mean, these guys in the ring, Right? Getting electri-fried!.. Just when I was sitting in he back next to a bucket of water??? Now... Let's get real. How many times does that happen in a lifetime? Soooo... Being the very generous people I am, I felt for the welfare of those young talents. I swore that JEM's little tu-tu was gonna catch on fire... So I ran down, and threw the bucket of water on them to make sure that it wouldn't come down to someone flaming up... Naw... I just wanted to see some gore! Come on! Did anyone ever watch "The Green Mile"? Ya know? When the guy got electri-fried, and he started bleeding from the eyes, and crap! I mean gee whiz! How often do ya see that! Honestly! I just wanted to see if that really works!... And ... I wanted to send JEM a message... The crowd cheers on, as Cabana continues... ThE MaSkEd CaBanA- JEM... What you now hold is very important to me. Seeing that exact, same belt was the first gold I ever really tasted. And I know, that your wondering "Why the hell should I ever be a little bit nervous about some masked jobber"... Because this "Mask" comes off at Anarchy... Because I am now a wildcard in this draft. I am THE... Wildcard! Maybe you should be nervous... Maybe not. But I am now holding the only uncertain card in this whole ordeal. But I promise you... It will be an Anarchy to remember... Suddenly, the lights go out. The Masked Cabana is seen in the ring, only through the flashes off of the cameras. "Ironman" by Black Sabbath begins to blast through the PA system, as a confederate flag lights up on the XWE Megatron. The crowd watches on, as pyros begins to blast. Wait a second... It's Ironman! It's Ironman! The crowd goes furious! One of the most hated heels, has returned! Ironman, walks down the ramp, and climbs into the ring. The lights in the arena return, as he snatches the microphone from Cabana, and gets in his face. Ironman- Hey! Cabana! You think your fooling everyone don't you! You think that know one suspects your true identity! Well maybe your not hidden as well as you think you are, because I have just given the producer footage! Secret locker room footage, of the Masked Cabana putting on his silly little mask... You f**king weirdo! Now! Roll the footage! The XWF Megatron lights up, when Cabana panics. He goes for the ropes, when Ironman trips him to the ground. Cabana struggles quickly to get free, as Ironman holds him by the right leg. The footage shows Cabana walking into the locker room, with a towel over his head. He grabs the towel, and pulls it up, when suddenly, the XWF Megatron shuts down. The crowd is in shock, along with Ironman. Cabana lowers his head in relief, as Brett Simmons walks out from behind the stage background, with a huge plug in his hand. Ironman looks totally disgusted, pointing his finger towards Brett screaming, as Brett just laughs. Cabana gets back to his feet, as Ironman continues to verbally abuse Brett Simmons. Cabana grabs the microphone... ThE MaSkEd CaBanA- Okay... That was cold man... Just like your return... Ironman turns, as The Masked Cabana unleashes a fierce blow to the head. Ironman falls towards the ground, as Brett Simmons runs down towards ringside with a steel chair. Brett tosses the chair to Cabana, Cabana then begins to work on Ironman, with vicious shots to the back, and head area. Ironman, lying in his own puddle of blood, is now positioned over the chair. Cabana, climbs to the top rope. He bows his head, as the crowd goes crazy. Cabana jumps vertically, twisting his body around, 180 degrees. He then leaps, performing a perfectly executed moonsault on top of Ironman. The crowd is insane with chants of "Holy Sh*t". Cabana, who is holding his left shoulder, rolls out of the ring with the microphone in hand,,, ThE MaSkEd CaBanA- (Breathing hard) I told you ya son of a b*tch! I told ya! A cold... Short return! The Masked Cabana walks up the ramp, and backstage, as "St. Anger" by Metallica blasts on the pa system. Ironman is being attended too by EMT's. Fade To logo.
Permission Granted By The Original "Ironman". CSA Still sucks! :)
