Tagard McStone

• If you fart while you're standing in the middle of a group of people, wave your hands around as if swatting a bee. Then scream uncontrollably.
• Don't go into a store with your pants down asking for condoms, just because you don't know which ones to buy. That's just wierd - AND THATS WHY IT'S HERE
• When handling a gun, make sure not to point it directly at your face.
• When your friends laugh at a joke that you don't get, ask them to explain it. Otherwise, if they refuse to, you have the right as an American citizen to hit them with a shovel.
• When riding bike, make sure you look directly at the car you want to hit so you can sue. (getting funny now is it!)
• When trying to sneak up on someone, don't: fart, yell, poke, masterbate, sneeze, cough, sing barney theme, or lick ( yes lick).
• When girls have the long messages or names written on there short short butts, ( princess, offence, cheerleader), try not to stare ( I know you can't help it.
• Make fun of someone or threaten at least once a day.
• John Edwards is a douch, THE BIGGEST DOUCH IN THE UNIVERSE!
• Help me destroy Tenby Chase Drive in Delran. IT IS EVIL!!!!!!!
• Teachers are crazy. We all know that. There like 3 year olds without riddlin.
• If someone busts on you with a (your mom) joke, make sure to stab them when there not looking.
• I know im sick minded but who cares. Your sick minded to be here.
• Ahh! hes right behind you with the knife. Haha.... but seriously.
• Check out my movie comming soon, The Tagard McStone Files.
• (Nods head up and down really cool) Then kicks the crap out of the Koolaid guy.

My Favorite Web Sites

Tom Murray's website (funny)
My review Page (check it out)>>>>>>>>

I descibe myself as the funny, yet laid back kid in the horror movies. He doesn't get killed, doesn't defeat the monster, doesn't even hang out with the main character, but is the funniest character in the movie. And the people love him more than the main character, (ha ha, take that Ben Afleck). Email me anything. Tagard McStone@aol.com