Your fallen tears have called to me
So here comes my sweet remedy
I know what very princess needs
For her to live life happily

With just a…
Wave of my magic wand
Your troubles will soon be gone
With a flick of the wrist and just a flash
You'll land a prince with a ton of cash

A high-priced dress made by mice no less
Some crystal glass pumps and no more stress
Your worried will vanish, your soul will cleanse
Confide in your very own furniture friends
We'll help you set a new fashion trend

I'll make you fancy, I'll make you great
The kind of gal a prince would date
They'll write your name on the bathroom wall
For a happy ever after give Fiona a call

A sporty carriage to ride in style
Sexy man-boy chauffeur "Kyle"
Banish your blemishes, tooth decay
Cellulite tights will fade away
And oh what the hey
Have a Bichon Frise

Nip and tuck, here and there
To land that prince with the perfect hair
You can spoon on the moon
With the prince, to this tune

Don't be drab, you'll be fab
Your prince will have rock hard abs
Cheese soufflé, Valentine's Day
Have some chicken fricassee

A nip and tuck here and there
To land that prince with the perfect hair
Lipstick liners...