The Official Tiffany Webpage

Real Ultimate Power

Hi, this site is all about Tiffany, the REAL TIFFANY.  This site is awesome.    My name is Jeremy and I can't stop thinking about Tiffany.  She is cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.

Facts:

1.    Tiffany is a mammal.

2.    Tiffany fights ALL the time.

3.    The purpose of Tiffany is to flip out and kill people.

Tiffany's Weapons and gear:

Katana                                    AzN Pride   

Smile

Testimonial:

Tiffany can make anyone smile!  Tiffany makes people laugh ALL the time and doesn't even think twice about it.  She is so crazy and awesome that she flips out ALL the time.  I heard that one time she was eating at a diner.  And when some dude dropped a spoon she killed the whole town.  My friend Dylan said that he saw Tiffany totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.

And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you don't believe that Tiffany has REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or she will chop your head off!!!  It's an easy choice, if you ask me.  

Tiffany is sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants.  I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart.  She is totally awesome and that's a fact.  Tiffany is fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet.  I can't wait to start school with her again next year!  I love Tiffany with all of my body (including my pee pee).    

Q and A:.

Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about Tiffany?

A: Tiffany is the ultimate paradox. On the one hand she doesn't give a crap, but on the other hand, she is very careful and precise.

Q: I heard that Tiffany is always cruel or mean.  What's her problem?

A: Whoever told you that is a total liar.  Just like other mammals, Tiffany can be mean OR totally awesome. 

Q: What does Tiffany do when she's not making people smile or flipping out?

A: Most of her free time is spent flying, but sometimes she break-dances.  (Ask Dylan if you don't believe me.)

This is a picture of my friend Dylan showing off his moustache.

He's a little bit older than me and almost done with puberty,

which is bragable.

Click the link to the left to see the site this page is based on!