I, Frank Looney, am of the opinion that there is no god, creator, or supreme being of any sort and that religion is useless and dangerous.
Fuck that bloodthirsty tyrant Yahweh. Fuck that smug, condescending pussy Jesus Christ and fuck his lying whore of a mother. Fuck the Father. Fuck the Son. Fuck the Holy Ghost. Fuck that Yahweh-wannabe Allah. Fuck Mohammed and fuck all the Old Testament prophets. Fuck El. Fuck El-Elah. Fuck Elohim. Fuck Simon Peter, fuck Andrew, fuck James, fuck John, fuck Philip, fuck Thomas, fuck Matthew, fuck the other James, fuck Thaddeus, fuck Simon, fuck Judas, and fuck Bartholomew. Iscariot was pretty cool, but fuck him too. Fuck the Seraphim. Fuck the Cherubim. Fuck the Thrones (angels of humility and submission . . . what pussies!). Fuck the Dominions. Fuck the Virtues. Fuck the Powers. Fuck the archangels. Fuck the Principalities. Fuck the Angels. Fuck Chemosh, Molech, Milcom, Baal, and Dagon. Fuck Jupiter, Juno, Mars, Venus, Minerva, Neptune, Ceres, Vulcan, Diana, Bacchus, Mercury, and Vesta. Fuck Zeus, Poseidon, Hades, Hera, Hermes, Hestia, Persephone, Aphrodite, Apollo, Ares, Artemis, Athena, Demeter, Eros, and Hephaistos. Fuck Oddhin, Villi, Ve, Thor, Loki, Frigg, Freja, and Tyr. Fuck Amun-Ra, Anubis, Hathor, Horus, Isis, Khepri, Khnum, Osiris, Seth, and Thoth.
None of them ever did anything to help anybody. The world is not at all a better place because of any of them. And while we're at it, fuck the saints too:
Fuck St. Joan of Arc. Fuck St. Juan Diego. Fuck St. James the Greater. Fuck St. Jude. Fuck St. Christopher. Fuck St. John of Damascus. Fuck Bl. Kateri Tekakwitha. Fuck St. Mary Magdalene. Fuck St. Luke. Fuck St. Matthew. Fuck St. Anthony the Abbot. Fuck St. Elizabeth Ann Seton. Fuck St. Jerome. Fuck St. Valentine. Fuck St. Dominic. Fuck St. Patrick. Fuck St. Francis of Assisi. Fuck St. Monica. Fuck St. Thomas Becket. Fuck St. Roque de Santa Cruz. Fuck St. Rose of Lima. Fuck St. Philomena. Fuck St. Anthony of Padua. Fuck St. Teresa of Avila. Fuck St. Therese of Lisieux. Fuck St. Bernadette. Fuck St. Martin de Porres. Fuck St. Josemaria de Balaguer. Fuck that fat bastard St. Nicholas. Fuck St. Martin of Tours. Fuck St. Lucy. Fuck St. Ambrose. Fuck St. John the Baptist. Fuck St. Clare. Fuck St. Rita. Fuck St. John the Apostle. Fuck St. Victoria. Fuck St. Augustine of Hippo. Fuck St. Thomas Aquinas. Fuck St. Angela Merici. Fuck St. Bernard of Clairvaux. Fuck St. Thomas More. Fuck St. Leo the Great. Fuck St. Hilary of Poitiers. Fuck St. Peter.
Worship is the single most degrading thing a human being can engage in. To paraphrase Robert Ingersoll: "In order to please a god, man must throw his very face in the dust." But even that wouldn't be so bad if there were anything there to worship in the first place. However, no gods of any kind have ever existed or ever will. Early man thought gods were necessary to explain the workings of the universe, and he did everything in his power to please the gods so the universe would continue to work for him. However, we now know that the universe will continue to work as it does regardless of our behavior. Gods are no longer necessary. So fuck 'em.