No Bullshit Roms!
Welcome to No Bullshit Roms, which has been bringing you bullshit free gaming since May of 2003! Fuck right, we're old! We don't screw you around, so don't screw us around by nagging for roms, etc. Enjoy!
The Story!
Today, I was cruising around trying to find a page for GBA roms (if you know of any bullshit-less ones, e-mail me). Fast forward 3 hours, after I waded through "vote for me" bullshit, broken link bullshit, link to other sites that are bullshit, too bullshit, and a bunch of homebrew bullshit, I said to myself: "Fuck! Rom sites are bullshit!" Hence the birth of this site: No Bullshit Roms!
My Ass-Covering Statement
Blah, blah. You must own the original game. You must delete the rom after 24 hours. Yada, yada, you've heard it before. I don't go by any of that happy horseshit, and you probably won't either. But the fucking lawyers... so just pretend you read it. You probably aren't reading this, though. I could say
anything. I could say that your mother is a whore and your daddy is some fucking redneck named Cletus who fucked a sheep before he paid your mum $3.50 for a quick tea-bag in the backseat of a 1974 pickle-green Mercedes. Ya fuckin' joke!
^ So, did ya read all that?
Site Created: May 26, 2003
We Promise Not to Fuck With You By Delivering the Following Bullshit:
- Making you sign up.
- Making you vote.
- Having broken links and not doing a fucking thing about them.
- Giving you only homebrew, non-commercial, pieces of shit games.
- Saying "N64, GBA, etc. roms coming soon!" Those sites can suck my ass. We only have roms for obsolete systems, since its too much bullshit to upload other ones.
- Zipping a lot of useless bullshit into your files.
- Shipping your ass off to a different site to get a rom.
- Not having any roms on this site, just a search engine that will lead you to other bullshit sites.
- Claim to have a thousand roms when we only have 5 (at the moment, only 5).
- Writing our site in a script that no fucking computer can read.
- Making you download bullshit just to get our bullshit.
- Or any other bullshit!
- BONUS: If you think we're bullshitting you, or if you have a suggestion on how we can avoid mind-fucking you in the future, e-mail bigghjohnson@yahoo.com You can e-mail about anything cuz that's the kind of happy little fucking douche-bags we are around this shit hole!
Now Get Ta Da Roms!
NES Roms
Genesis Roms
Email: bigghjohnson@yahoo.com
