Phoebe is cutting Monica's hair
Phoebe: Relax, I know what I'm doing, this is how HE wears it.
Monica: How who wears it?
Phoebe: Demi Moore
Monica: Demi Moore is not a he.
Phoebe: Well, he was HE in ARTHUR and in 10 eh,
Monica: THAT'S DUDLEY MOORE!!, I said I wanted it like Demi Moore.
Phoebe: Oh, OH!!
Monica: OH MY GOD!!
Phoebe: I'm sorry, I'M SORRY!! Which one is Demi Moore?
Monica: SHE'S the ACTRESS, who was in DISCLOSURE, INDECENT PROPOSAL, and GHOST!
Phoebe: OH!! Oh she's got gorgeous hair.
Monica: I KNOW!!!
After Monica gets a disastrous haircut.
Ross: How's Monica?
Phoebe: She's calmed down a bit. I put a clip
on one side, which seems to have stopped the curling.
Ross: How's the hair?
Phoebe: I'm not gonna lie to you Ross. It doesn't look good.
Joey: Can we see her?
Phoebe: No, your hair looks too good. I think it would only upset her.
Rachel: Oh.
Phoebe: Ross, you can go on in.
Chandler: All right, you will notice that I am fully dressed. I, in turn, have noticed that you are not. So in the words of A. A. Milne, "Get out of my chair, dillhole!"
He gets up and takes the cushions with him, as he starts to leave
Chandler: What are you doing?
Joey: You said I had to give you the chair, you didn't say anything about the cushions.
Chandler: The cushions are the essence of the chair!
Joey: THAT'S RIGHT! I'm taking the ESSENCE!
Chandler: Oh-ho, he'll be back. Oh-ho, there's nobody in the room.
Joey: I can pass for 19, right?
Chandler: Yes, you can pass for 19.
Joey: Really?
Chandler: Yes.
Joey: Seriously.
Chandler: Seriously? Seriously, no, okay? You can play your own age, which is 31.
Joey: (gasps) I'm 30!
Rachel: Joey, you are not; you're 31!
Joey: Aw, crap!
