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Whaaaa?!? I've got a website? Oh yeah. That's what I've been doing online all this time. Heh, heh, heh. Web building. Yeah. Well yeh betta like it. Or, bow the old fork in the eye. You can come by my bar if you like. But no coffee drinkers. My address is hero/moeszyslak because, that's right, you guessed it, I'm a hero. Whaaaa?!? You don't remember the time I saved Homer and all those other people. I stole that fan man's fan and did a whole lotta savin. I also was going to save Homer from his screaming, but it was apparently a mystery only the Simpson family could solve. Ah, I'm so desperately lonely. Oh, nevermind that, just remember I'm a hero. I was even the Duff Bartender of the Year. Now what little kid doesn't have a bartender as a hero. You, huh? Well, so what, you can KISS MY DISHRAG!
