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NEWS OF THE AMAZING! This is the SECOND day in a row some old guy farted on one of the cybex machines. Nice... Yup, this is the kind of high-quality news I've got here. :) Ok, it happened again...I can't take it!!! It happens WAAAYYY too often, so I've decided, yup! You've guessed it! I've created an Elderly Machine Fart Counter.see below :)
Click Here For The WORLD FAMOUS Christa Song! It's what you have been searching for all this time!! It is the meaning of life!!! (ok, if I haven't peaked your interest yet, I never will :)
Quote of the however long it takes me to finish this site: "wanna know my lunch pin number?" - randomness the world cannot match; Dakota 5 years old.