We Are The Knights
Who Say Ni!

No. Not those knights who say ni, but the other knights who say ni, the ones who specialize in pottery and fiscal accounting.

Pottery! Pottery! Pottery! Sssh!

You still have not appeased us.

If you wish to pass through this website alive you will bring to us an M-peg.

Mpeg! Mpeg! Sssh!

An Mpeg of a red licoriche clad Sarah Michelle Geller
wrestling Polar Bears in a Greco-Roman Arena
filled with. . . .

Lemon Flavored Jello!

Or you will never leave the Internet alive!

Ni!