If you said yes to any of the above
then You're Lame
And you should leave this site immediately.


If you didn't ...

Welcome to Kingdom Cy!
The website devoted to the sexiest guy alive
Cy Messmer





Don't know Cy? Want to know more?
Of course you do! Click here for Cy Facts.

Cy only parties with the coolest cats around.
Check out Cy's Players Club.

NEW- Are you cool enough to party with Cy?
Click here to find out!

CY CHANGES LIVES!
Click here for testimonials about how Cy
has improved people's standards of living!

When Cy speaks, the world listens.
(and attempts to muffle their laughter)
Cy Quotes!

NAKED PICTURES OF CY!!!

Not many people in high school have their own
fan club, but Cy does. Click here!

Cy is loved where ever he goes. See all the lovely ladies who adore him. Click here for 'Cy's Medieval Faire Hotties'

NEW -Mysterious figures seen stalking Cy!
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