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- Click the
button, or smash your computer with a large hammer.
- If you typed the page address in
the Address bar, make sure that it is spelled correctly, you
stupid idiotic moron.
- To check your connection settings,
open case with a screw driver then, fill with gasoline.
Now take a match and proceed to ignite. The
settings should match those provided by your local crazy
arsonist (LCA) administrator and Internet service provider
- your Network Administrator is an idiot,
Microsoft Windows can examine your network and automatically
screw everything up.
If you would like Windows to screw everything up,
- Some sites require Windows to suck
more than normal. Click the Windows menu and then
click Windows suck rate to determine what strength
"Suck" you have installed.
- If you are trying to reach a secure
site, make sure you are not running Windows. Click the My
Computer menu, and then right click Drive C:. On
the Menu select "Format".
- Click the Back
button to try another link.
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