Nicole & Jill's Colony Visitor Guide

One day we decided to visit all of the attractions The Colony has to offer. We visited a few choice places and rated them each 1-10 depending on their level of fun and excitement. We have created this guide to illustrate what a boring place this is.


The fun factor rates the level of fun each attraction holds






[Nicole is Sad in Stadium]






[JiLL is Sad on Bench]




[Nicole Modeling With the Sign]



[JiLL in the Gazeebo]



[Firestation Next To Park]




[Sittin' in Wooden Car]



[JiLL is A Sunflower]




[Rules For Skating]



[Nate]



[Christian Falls]



[These Are Some Hot 12 Year Olds]




[JiLL at Bill]



[Nicole On the Bridge]


[Bill STINKS]


[great ballance!]



[On The Tracks]



[White trash lovers]







[geese]


[Nicole And Ducks]


[poor guy has a deformed wing]


[notice that this is just nicole (jill is scared of geese)]


[UNDER ATTACK]


[the followers!]





In conclusion, THE COLONY SUCKS!!!


[Look how sad & bored we are!!! Rescue us from this pit of despair!!!]