Welcome.  I know what your thinking right now: why, oh why didn't I take the blue pill.  Now do you hear that?  That is the sound of inevitability,  it is the sound of....your death.  What I'm trying to say is we don't have a lot of time on this earth! We weren't meant to spend it this way. Human beings were not meant to sit in little cubicles staring at computer screens all day... filling out useless forms... and listening to eight different bosses drone on about mission statements.  I mean come on people!  But you know what I've learned in my twenty-one years here... Timmy? I've learned that you can't treat every situation as a life-and-death matter because you'll die a lot of times. Write that down.  Oh you don't have a pen.  Well remember that then. And you know something, Timmy? I think you've got the balls to make it here. Call me nuts, but I believe in you.  So lets take a looksy, what exactly would you say YA DO HERE?