Ice Golem Home
Personal Objectives for the Future:
- Free the Ice Giants and witness the next apocalypse
- Take over Human world
- Go back-packing around the world
- Climb Mt. Olympus
- Swim across the english channel
===UPDATES===
19/04/03- 12:53 GMT I haven't done anything to the site at thew moment, but I'm still working on it (I'm
trying to learn HTML and JavaScript). So, to the point now, I have gotten a free message board, so now the the few people that know this site excists can flame each other all they want :) [the link is further down the page]
11/04/03- 18:35 GMT Good gods I'm lazy. I've been back at work for a week now and I now have greater obligations (Baldurs Gate II). However it should be noted that I have not abondoned this site, I am looking for some free goodies to 'jazz the place up' - namely a banner logo, some flash buttons and a big arsed intro. I'm still looking for some stuff and getting the hang of the controls of some of the stuff I've got.
2/04/03- 17:52 GMT I just read this great story which I thought you might like to share. Wanna see? It's here:
Man 1, Bank 0
1/04/03- 11:49 GMT Happy Fool's Day! I have added an apology (my first and most likely only) to Stoneheads' sister. Sorry for the confusion. I have also added a new shrine to Giga Raver.
31/03/03- 18:34 GMT Started my A-Z or religion. Called Scizor an ignorant bastard on the front page.
30/03/03- 15:17 GMT Added the love test to the home page and updated the shrines a bit.
29/03/03- 17:17 GMT Added shrines for my three 'freindly enemies' from gameFAQs.
28/03/03- 22:23 GMT Added link to Stoneheads' site. not out of kindness, but simply returning the favor.
28/03/02- 19:12 GMT Added a new page to my site! I wrote it in html, so it looks a bit basic. If you want to see it click the apple pie at the bottom of this page.
27/03/03- 22:18 GMT In the beginnning there was gas. Then that gas exploded and a whole load of other crap turned up out of the wreckage. Then there were stars and planets and some other roughly spherical things. Then there were black holes. Then there were galaxies around those black holes. Then there were the Ice Giants. Then came the slime on the planets. Then came that damned deoxyribonucleic acid, which started causeing trouble. Eventually humans got bored and discovered religion, and with that came the Gods. The Gods being selfish and power mad, made a surprise attack on the Ice Giants in an attempt to be all powerful. However they could not destroy the Ice Giants and so sealed them away after the Ice Giants nearly succeded in wiping out humanity (which would have destroying the source of the Gods' energy and thus, the gods themselves). How I know all this will be explained at a later date. The jist of it is that I was freinds with the Ice Giants at the time of the last apocalypse and I would rather like to see them set free again. Any way somewhere along the lines an ageing Eskimo Shaman (wizard) created me, the Ice Golem. Eventually he died and he, being unusually kind for a human, appointed me as my new owner, thus freeing me of my duties. I found some stuff to do but eventually I ended up here and so I thought: 'I'll make a website about me', and though and behold, you are looking at this site.
*#~~+++===Look around the site===+++~~#*
My Message Board!
Freindly Enemies List:
My No.1 enemy: Stone Head (shoot on site warrant issued)
The 'ignorant bastard' himself: Dark Scizor
My 'Ally' (for now): Dragon Mage
The whining artist: Giga Raver
Wonder no more at the wonders of the universe, thanks to my all new
'A-Z of Religion!!!'
NOTE: At current the 'A-Z' only contains the letter A. It is a 'work in progress'
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Thought you had low standards by visiting my site? Could you drop them a bit lower? If so why not go to Stoneheads' Site!?!? It's entirely dedicated to me, so go look!!!
:-D
