DEEP THOUGHTS BY THE HUNKA-MEAT
-You know what would make a good story? Something about a clown who makes people happy, but inside he's real sad. Also, he actually is a hunka meat.
-If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a piece of meat; and people will try to catch you because, hey, free meat.
-If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid looking in a mirror, because I bet that will really throw you into a panic; looking all edible and stuff.
-I wish I had a hunka meat for every time I spent a dollar, because then, yahoo! I'd have a shit load of food.
-Probably to a shark, about the funniest thing there is is a wounded hunka meat, trying to swim to shore, because WHERE DOES HE THINK HE'S GOING?!
-When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Hunka-Meat. After school we'd all go play in his cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that Uncle Hunka-Meat was a bear.
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