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The Blade of Fake
"So much better than a kick in the pants"

Nov/11/2004 Update: The long-awaited sequel has been released! Scroll down for The Blade of Fake 2!

Okay, now what the shoot is this?
This started as a parody of Michael E. Hoerter's "The Blade of Fate" RP (role-playing) series. The Blade of Fake premiered in Jan/26/2004, in the forums of VGmusic. Inside their posts lie lots of recognizable references, RP clichés mockery, weird characters, funny situations, and an overall silly version of your standard fantasy/medieval setting.
Its sequel -the Void of Delusions- continues the tradition set by The Blade of Fake, provoking even more laughs, and sporting one of the most amazing and overall earth-shattering endings ever!

Introducing the characters:
"The Blade of Fake" introduces what is probably the most unlikely RP team ever. Hover the cursor on them to get their names. Click on each portrait to receive extended data on these weird characters.
Bajalette, the old hag. Fgdtdtdtdr, the..huh..teen. Freako, the deishling. Jacques, the gambler. Pikachu, the Pokemon. Ridge's Friend, the elf. Ridge, the leader-wannabe. Saga, Gemini Gold Saint.
The Shadow. Soke, the lone mutant. The Terminator Wootsey, the 'sickeningly cute' baby dragon. Reptarr, the lizard warrior. Pikarnage, the rodent beast. Irah, the stereotypical pink female dragon. Cylun, the sage or something.

Downloads:
The Blade of Fake The Blade of Fake 2 New!
- The Blade of Fake in Windows Word format! (400 Kb)
This is the full compilation, complete with embedded midi files and portraits. It's nicely formatted and easy to read. This is your choice!

- The Blade of Fake in plain TXT format. (100 Kb)
Download this version only if, for some weird reason, you can't open DOC files in your computer. Of course, it's just raw text: No snazzy formatting, no midis, no portraits.

- Wallpaper #1: Wootsey and Irah. (94 Kb, 800x600)
Get this sugary sweet wallpaper featuring brand-new artwork from yours truly!

 - The Blade of Fake 2 in Windows Word format! (320 Kb)
This is the full compilation, complete with embedded midi files and portraits. It's nicely formatted and easy to read. This is your choice!

- The Blade of Fake 2 in plain TXT format. (150 Kb)
Download this version only if, for some weird reason, you can't open DOC files in your computer. Of course, it's just raw text: No snazzy formatting, no midis, no portraits.

Contact:
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